Name the most beautiful experience of your entire life

[Eggyman]

And she always wondered why I hated her grinding her teeth at night . . .

 

[SLVRSR4]

When I visited Madison and found out my buspass had expired. I had to walk ten miles back but i saw the most interesting things along the way.

 

[arachnid-guy]

I remember when I turned 16, and my dad woke me up at dawn to show me my new Mustang.

I rode around with him for about 2 hours, zig-zagging through the scenic twists and turns of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We stopped at a convenience store, and my dad turned to me and with a twinkle in his eye said, "You're a man now. I'm so proud of you." He went into the store and brought out a six-pack of Sam Adams!

I really felt like my father ceased to be my father and became my friend on that day. We sat there, illegally guzzling three beers apiece, and took off down the old dusty road back home.

And that's when it happened... The most beautiful moment in all my life became the most terrifyingly horrific moment one could imagine.

I couldn't handle my beer. 3 beers and I was already sloshed. I swerved back and forth, wildly losing control of the steering wheel around a sharp, banking turn. A truck flew across the center line and smashed right into us, gnarled metal and broken glass flying by and cutting our faces in a slow-motion, almost out-of-body experience. My father was thrown from the car, and I was lucky enough to escape from the incident with nothing but a few broken ribs. I hobbled out of the mangled wreck that was to be my first car, weeping, praying to God my father was alright...


And as I approached his motionless body on the hot pavement... He looked me in the eyes and said... "You're movin' with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near... The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.

Yes, friends... You just got Bel-Aired.

I'm afraid to say, that this....is genius.

 

[Eggyman]

They can be the best of times. It's like the sun shining through a cloudy sky; getting lost and finding somewhere better than the place you were looking for.

 

[Two-Face]

Watching Batman Begins on the big screen...


When Manchester United won the Premier League.

 

[rdh007]

My child's birth. Though Mom may disagree...

 

[Ahura Mazda]

When Manchester United won the Premier League.

Which time? You must get happy quite a bit.

 

[Immortalfire]

October 2004...the Georgia / Florida game in Jacksonville. The greatest weekend of my life.

 

[The Storm]

Seeing my nephews for the first time.

 

[OverMyHead]

I remember when I turned 16, and my dad woke me up at dawn to show me my new Mustang.

I rode around with him for about 2 hours, zig-zagging through the scenic twists and turns of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We stopped at a convenience store, and my dad turned to me and with a twinkle in his eye said, "You're a man now. I'm so proud of you." He went into the store and brought out a six-pack of Sam Adams!

I really felt like my father ceased to be my father and became my friend on that day. We sat there, illegally guzzling three beers apiece, and took off down the old dusty road back home.

And that's when it happened... The most beautiful moment in all my life became the most terrifyingly horrific moment one could imagine.

I couldn't handle my beer. 3 beers and I was already sloshed. I swerved back and forth, wildly losing control of the steering wheel around a sharp, banking turn. A truck flew across the center line and smashed right into us, gnarled metal and broken glass flying by and cutting our faces in a slow-motion, almost out-of-body experience. My father was thrown from the car, and I was lucky enough to escape from the incident with nothing but a few broken ribs. I hobbled out of the mangled wreck that was to be my first car, weeping, praying to God my father was alright...


And as I approached his motionless body on the hot pavement... He looked me in the eyes and said... "You're movin' with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near... The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.

Yes, friends... You just got Bel-Aired.

LMFAO.

I knew it! I had a feeling!

There was another user who was great at these jokes... Who was it? Majin-Boo? I mean, he literally made three different threads all similar to this, and we got fooled everytime, lol!

 

[Excel]

I was on my girlfriends fathers yacht of of Cape Cod 2 weeks ago; just me n fiance who knows how to sail...it was so ****in nice out. never been more relaxed in my whole life.

But...check the sig.

11:27 P.M. on Wednesday, October 27th, 2004. Final out of the word series...the sox had FINALLY won.

That was a GREAT feeling. Pats win the first time was sweet but this was just....right.

 

[OverMyHead]

Did she fall off and drown?

 

[Excel]

who you think she is natalie wood

 

[jaguarr]

I've been lucky to have some very amazing experiences in my life but none have yet to top my wedding day. A lovely October in Cancun, by the beach. My beautiful bride standing next to me.

jag

 

[LexLuthor]

I remember when I turned 16, and my dad woke me up at dawn to show me my new Mustang.

I rode around with him for about 2 hours, zig-zagging through the scenic twists and turns of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We stopped at a convenience store, and my dad turned to me and with a twinkle in his eye said, "You're a man now. I'm so proud of you." He went into the store and brought out a six-pack of Sam Adams!

I really felt like my father ceased to be my father and became my friend on that day. We sat there, illegally guzzling three beers apiece, and took off down the old dusty road back home.

And that's when it happened... The most beautiful moment in all my life became the most terrifyingly horrific moment one could imagine.

I couldn't handle my beer. 3 beers and I was already sloshed. I swerved back and forth, wildly losing control of the steering wheel around a sharp, banking turn. A truck flew across the center line and smashed right into us, gnarled metal and broken glass flying by and cutting our faces in a slow-motion, almost out-of-body experience. My father was thrown from the car, and I was lucky enough to escape from the incident with nothing but a few broken ribs. I hobbled out of the mangled wreck that was to be my first car, weeping, praying to God my father was alright...


And as I approached his motionless body on the hot pavement... He looked me in the eyes and said... "You're movin' with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near... The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.

Yes, friends... You just got Bel-Aired.

LOL! t: That gave me my laugh for the day. That was a good one.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

I remember when I turned 16, and my dad woke me up at dawn to show me my new Mustang.

I rode around with him for about 2 hours, zig-zagging through the scenic twists and turns of the Blue Ridge Parkway. We stopped at a convenience store, and my dad turned to me and with a twinkle in his eye said, "You're a man now. I'm so proud of you." He went into the store and brought out a six-pack of Sam Adams!

I really felt like my father ceased to be my father and became my friend on that day. We sat there, illegally guzzling three beers apiece, and took off down the old dusty road back home.

And that's when it happened... The most beautiful moment in all my life became the most terrifyingly horrific moment one could imagine.

I couldn't handle my beer. 3 beers and I was already sloshed. I swerved back and forth, wildly losing control of the steering wheel around a sharp, banking turn. A truck flew across the center line and smashed right into us, gnarled metal and broken glass flying by and cutting our faces in a slow-motion, almost out-of-body experience. My father was thrown from the car, and I was lucky enough to escape from the incident with nothing but a few broken ribs. I hobbled out of the mangled wreck that was to be my first car, weeping, praying to God my father was alright...


And as I approached his motionless body on the hot pavement... He looked me in the eyes and said... "You're movin' with you're auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near... The license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror.

Yes, friends... You just got Bel-Aired.

well done LOL that was damn funni

 

[Mee]

The moment I registered on the Hype, obviously.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The first three years with the girl I was going to marry and every time I've written a song that came out exactly like I felt it in my mind and not just the really good shows my band played, but the ones where it was like an out of body experience and the music was coming directly out of me as if I didn't even notice the pesky guitar in the way of the circuit of music from my mind to the audience and back.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Went to a moonshine festival a year or so back. Didn't expect much. We take pics for our paper's online site and have a character that dresses up in a pretty low-tech low-budget outfit, sort of a tour guide to different places around town that we take pics of. Anyway, we sometimes get heckled (expectedly) and we figured going to a festival full of bikers and rednecks and all sorts of southern people would be maybe bad. But it was just the opposite.

Great people, nice bluegrass music, and the weather was perfect. At night, we walked around the woods and there were all these people with their campfires playing music and drinking and offering free food. Awesome experience.

Here are the pics if anyone is interested:

http://www.uterinefury.com/plum_hollow.html

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

why does everyone's most beautiful experience revolve around busting a nut?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

why does everyone's most beautiful experience revolve around busting a nut?

becuase that is mostly the best of times lol

 

[The IronMan]

delivering my first child and just looking in amazment at how perfect she was.she's 17 now somebody help me

 

[Gallagher]

Probably the most beautiful moment in my life was a simple night in with my girlfriend, it was late and we were both sitting on my bed, relaxing an watching the Foo Fighters Skin and Bones DVD. She fell asleep leaning on my shoulder during 'Still' and I just remember sitting there beaming at her and thinking she was too good for me. Kind of saddening at the same time to when I realized that it probably couldn't last because i was right, I didn't deserve her. Overwhelming feeling.

 

[Prison Mike]

Most beautiful experience of my entire life?

Why it's everyday when I *********e to a picture of Megan Fox, of course! t:

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Watching the 49ers comeback from 14-38 to win 39-38 against the New York Giants in '02 playoffs.