A Day in the Life...of me

[Drizzle]

Heck, there's this girl friend of mine who works in the library that i'm dieing to ask out. she's perfect for me.

Well then, what are you doing telling us your problems? Go ask her out.

 

[Tangled Web]

Hey man, no need to be bitter or anything.

 

[Dodger]

Man I am exhausted!!!! Let me explain my day for you if anyone cares or can relate.

I just went to the beach today, in what i thought was supposed to be, a blind date. My guy friend (Justin) and his co-counselor girl friend from camp (Allie) were going to go to the beach for the day. Now they've known each other for a few weeks, but are not willing enough to say that they like each other. Mind you Allie has this all planned out. She's conspired this day at the beach so that Justin will admit his love for her. But to make it not so akward, a friend from each person would make the day fun. Little did Justin and I know what Allie was planning. See we thought that Allie was hooking me up with her friend, while also trying to get closer with Justin.

Pfft, ya right
Do you know what happened? I met this friend of Allie's, same exact name except spelled differently. You should have seen this 'Ali'. I looked at her pics on myspace and I thought she looked cute. I meet her up front, she's thin as a rail and has the biggest grill (teeth) I've ever seen. The braces supplied make her look kind of scary. So at first it was really akward for me just trying to get to know Allie and Ali. I would like to add that Justin's Allie is ****ing hot!!! I was so jealous of him. plus, she had a great personality, very likeable. Basically Justin and Allie act exactly alike. think Dr. Cox and Jordyn from Scrubs.

We get to the beach. i try to establish myself, act friendly, ask questions. You know act like I give a damn. However because my friend Justin needs no explaining he jumps right into his comfortable sarcastic mood as he always does and the girls take to him. Yet, they could care less what I have to say after i politely listened to their stories. So i get the message, I'm going to censor myself throughout the entire day. As the day goes on it was alot of fun. Body surfing in the ocean, teasing each other on the beach, running, me getting buried in the sand. I was starting to feel like i really belonged. But low and behold the real reason I'm there at the beach! Allie had no intention of hooking Justin's friend (me) up. No, I was just there for support. So I could tell Justin to make a move on Allie. Not only that, but Ali was in on it too. Not that i would ever want to go out with her, but she didn't even give me a chance. She completley wanted nothing to do with me the whole day. she didn't even want to talk to me like a civilized person. Everytime she pulled me aside so that justin and Allie could get close together, both of us departed ways along the beach.

In the end, my friend Justin got together with Allie. really glad for him, but somewhere along the line i can't help but think 'what about me?'. I felt so used. there was no reason for me to be there except to be a barrier zone. I spent 12 minutes just walking around the beach for the sake of my friend of hooking up with a girl, while I got nothign in return. It sucks to be me.

Wow tough break kid. This ones for you! Mighty Wingman!

 

[Dark Phantom]

Well then, what are you doing telling us your problems? Go ask her out.

I thought of that every minute today

Hey man, no need to be bitter or anything.

what? because i said my friend is cold, arrogant and a bastard? he wouldn't disagree. At the beach he basically spent the entire time just making fun of people around us.


dodger, oh man i love you right now t:

 

[lollycop]

I have a perfect life. Hot girlfreind, she's great in bed. I dont know sombody who can do it three times in 10 minutes. And plus, I have you guys. Now everybody lets give everbody hugs.

 

[Kritish]

I have a perfect life. Hot girlfreind, she's great in bed. I dont know sombody who can do it three times in 10 minutes. And plus, I have you guys. Now everybody lets give everbody hugs.

You should cease having sex with your "girlfreind" now! It's affecting your spelling.

 

[The Evolutionist]

It's called playing wingman, develop the skills now.

 

[Dark Phantom]

It's called playing wingman, develop the skills now.

I hate being the wingman

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I have a perfect life. Hot girlfreind, she's great in bed. I dont know sombody who can do it three times in 10 minutes. And plus, I have you guys. Now everybody lets give everbody hugs.

Dude, you're 16. You don't know what 'good in bed' is yet.

 

[Dodger]

I hate being the wingman

Why? Your the MIGHTY WINGMAN!

(points to vid)

Besides you're 16 the poon will come, oh it will.

 

[Kritish]

Dude, you're 16. You don't know what 'good in bed' is yet.

I know, back when I was sixteen I thought "good in bed" meant she put out. t:

 

[Gilpesh]

Boo-hoo?

At least you weren't supposed to hook up with the Nicole Richie wannabe... you might break her in half if you sneeze. Lose her in a strong breeze.

And a ******* would grate you so bad it would turn into that horror scene from 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Are braces BJs really that bad? I've never had one.

 

[The Evolutionist]

I hate being the wingman

As long as you make sure you get paid back for your services, you should be able to see it's a necessary part of the game.

 

[Dark Phantom]

Why? Your the MIGHTY WINGMAN!

(points to vid)

Besides you're 16 the poon will come, oh it will.

I'd rather be the friend getting it than the one going through torture, but yeah my day will come

Boo-hoo?

At least you weren't supposed to hook up with the Nicole Richie wannabe... you might break her in half if you sneeze. Lose her in a strong breeze.

And a ******* would grate you so bad it would turn into that horror scene from 40 Year Old Virgin.

The thought scared me too ><

 

[Kritish]

Are braces BJs really that bad? I've never had one.

I'll let you find out.

 

[BubbaGump]

Make a thread when you get laid.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I know, back when I was sixteen I thought "good in bed" meant she put out. t:

Word.

 

[Dark Phantom]

As long as you make sure you get paid back for your services, you should be able to see it's a necessary part of the game.

HAHA! Yeah right. get this.

Later on aim i told Justin to tell his now girlfriend that if we ever do something like this again, tell her to bring a friend that would be a good match for me. Justin writes "hahaa yeah, i'm not asking her that."

 

[BubbaGump]

The best threads involve fat guys and books being dropped on my head.

 

[The Evolutionist]

HAHA! Yeah right. get this.

Later on aim i told Justin to tell his now girlfriend that if we ever do something like this again, tell her to bring a friend that would be a good match for me. Justin writes "hahaa yeah, i'm not asking her that."

Well, yeah, that's because she's now his girlfriend. You see, when you get older...wait...

Go ask your dad. If he can't finish that sentence, get yourself legally emancipated.

 

[Dark Phantom]

Well, yeah, that's because she's now his girlfriend. You see, when you get older...wait...

Go ask your dad. If he can't finish that sentence, get yourself legally emancipated.

but...but.....i'm the wingman

 

[The Evolutionist]

but...but.....i'm the wingman

And with that ***** attitude, you always will be. Man the **** up.

 

[Kritish]

Evolutionist, I don't think you can handle this on your own. We need Shadowboxing for this case.

 

[The Evolutionist]

Evolutionist, I don't think you can handle this on your own. We need Shadowboxing for this case.

Yeah, but maybe, if I drink 3 or 4 more of these Heineken's, I can maybe match him...or stop typing legibly...