Need Some Quick Peer Pressure Advice!!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

and watch the fireworks

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Not me, man. Hanging out with sober people Sucks!

Like I said, "as most reasonable people do."

 

[Erzengel]

and watch the fireworks

Everyone. Let's leave Prognosticator alone. He isn't cool. He doesn't drink.

Let's go hang out with someone who drinks. He won't be cool in our eyes. I mean all his friends are doing it.

 

[jaguarr]

Everyone. Let's leave Prognosticator alone. He isn't cool. He doesn't drink.

Let's go hang out with someone who drinks. He won't be cool in our eyes. I mean all his friends are doing it.

Where's Calvin or Equint when you need them? This thread needs more drunks!

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

Ask for an O'Doul's

But if you really want to look hardcore, drink a Shirley Temple

 

[Erzengel]

I'd invite Lee into here but he's still banned. Plus, I don't think Prog would be able to handle it.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

I'd invite Lee into here but he's still banned. Plus, I don't think Prog would be able to handle it.

Lee was banned? Since when?

 

[Prognosticator]

Do you need someone to dress you?

Have you ever been out in a social situation before?

My goodness, I'm sure a bar will have coke, oj and other things they mix with liquor.

Why don't you ask for a milk with ice?

Could I have a sarcasm on the rocks, please? Oh, okay...


Yeah, I've been out with College friends for 5 years but this is different...thanks anyways

 

[Prognosticator]

Have an Ovaltine and go hang out. Tell them you don't drink and if they ask why say "I just don't". They'll think you're a religious freak and slowly and secretly ostracize you. Have fun!

jag

LOL!!! ...You're right!

 

[Prognosticator]

More importantly, you're 23 and have never been in this situation before?

Eh? A career job? ...no, I haven't had a "corporate" job...

 

[Prognosticator]

Walk around a lot with your drink, surreptitiously spitting mouthfuls in plants, garbage cans, where ever you can without being seen.

Next, bear down with your guts so your face and eyes will get red, be really forward and hit on any females who are out of your league, insult your boss in a friendly way and at the end of the night start singing old sea shantys really loud and hugging anyone within reach.
Then they won't find out what a scaredy-cat wuss you are.

LOL! OH S***!!! You guys are TOO much!!! I feel like "Muslces for Supes" here, I'm literally dying!t:

 

[Prognosticator]

Hahaha, we had this work dinner and they brought out the deserts and this co-worker started flipping out, "Is there RUM in this?!? Taste this, do you taste RUM?!?" and he gave it to me and 2 other people, "Is there RUM in this?!? Do you think that's just flavoring or is that real RUM?!?"
And we all went, "Yeah, tastes like rum in there."
And he went off on this huge story about how he can't even smell alcohol or he might lose control and booze would ruin his life again and how that one piece of cake could've triggered a devastating alcoholic binge and he yelled at the waitress for not warning people that there's rum in the cake.

Hahahaha, I, think he should've just shut up and gotten the sorbet, 'cause now we're all waiting for him to be 3 hours late for work or just not show up for a week or come in with a shotgun wasted or something.

Aaaaaa, HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

 

[Orko Is King]

It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.

 

[Prognosticator]

You guys make me want to drink with all your heckling.

I'm outa here...if I die in a drunk driving accident, I want the other dead person's family to sue the members of SHH.

 

[Duende Verde]

 

[Mr Sparkle]

You guys make me want to drink with all your heckling.

I'm outa here...if I die in a drunk driving accident, I want the other dead person's family to sue the members of SHH.

we'll countersue Trojan condoms for not preventing your birth

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[jaguarr]

That's how I imagine you in ten years.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

That's how I am now.

 

[jaguarr]

That's how I am now.

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Quit judging me.

 

[DV8]

whatever you do, don't be a pu$$y

 

[terry78]

If I may interject some actual normalcy into the fray....

I don't drink either, man. I have gotten **** for it in the past, and will continue to for as long as I live. I don't do it mainly for personal reasons(family, and personal discipline/focus on my end), and somebody asks, I let them know what's up, in no uncertain terms. It's not about the amount, it's the princple. I'll still go out after work if they want, and I may buy on occasion for the guys. If you're a real drinker, you only care about your own buzz anyway, not the other guy, unless you're that insecure about it. If they're still cool with you rolling, go ahead. If not, whatever....you ain't there to bow down, you're there to make them money.

 

[Immortalfire]

Tell them you don't drink. What could be simpler