Newspaper In Nigeria Claims Suspect Transformed Into A Goat

[SuperFerret]

I'd morph into an alpaca....

Now that would work. The police would be so confused as to whether you're a sheep or a llama that you could simply walk away.

 

[The Apocalypse]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090123/ap_on_fe_st/odd_goat_thief

:facepalm

 

[SuperFerret]

Am I the only one who thinks that despite everything, this may be even remotely possible?

 

[Alex The Great]

Am I the only one who thinks that despite everything, this may be even remotely possible?

Yep.

Maybe the guy used a smokebomb, blinded the police for a second and he put on a goat Costume

 

[Venomfan]

Am I the only one who thinks that despite everything, this may be even remotely possible?

some really messed up stuff happens in Africa. How about his one, one of my friends is from Malawi. He told me that what happens a lot over there are women getting raped in their sleep, sometimes with their husbands sleeping beside them. My friend says this happend to him and his wife, one morning she wakes up and says she's been raped in the night. all the signs of rape are there. a bit later on a man comes to the door and confesses to raping my friends wife that night and wants to repent. he claimed that he went to a witch doctor because he wanted to be able to rape women like this, and he was given the ability to turn into a beetle and sneak into the rooms. i have met multiple people from Malawi and they have backed up this whole wierd thing about people being raped in their sleep. its really messed up because this isn't coming from some superstitious villagers, this is from people with western education.

and on a more humorous note, i have a prof from Nigeria, he told us about how people would put sacrifices out every night in their yards, and then the next morning on his way to school he and his friends would eat whatever was good that was put out and the people thought the gods did it.

 

[SuperFerret]

some really messed up stuff happens in Africa. How about his one, one of my friends is from Malawi. He told me that what happens a lot over there are women getting raped in their sleep, sometimes with their husbands sleeping beside them. My friend says this happend to him and his wife, one morning she wakes up and says she's been raped in the night. all the signs of rape are there. a bit later on a man comes to the door and confesses to raping my friends wife that night and wants to repent. he claimed that he went to a witch doctor because he wanted to be able to rape women like this, and he was given the ability to turn into a beetle and sneak into the rooms. i have met multiple people from Malawi and they have backed up this whole wierd thing about people being raped in their sleep. its really messed up because this isn't coming from some superstitious villagers, this is from people with western education.

and on a more humorous note, i have a prof from Nigeria, he told us about how people would put sacrifices out every night in their yards, and then the next morning on his way to school he and his friends would eat whatever was good that was put out and the people thought the gods did it.

Interesting story, which kinda backs up my viewpoint. I mean, weird stuff happens all the time, and while I'm aware that the official view is that magic isn't real and all, there's a wealth of stuff that we don't even come close to understanding. I say there is a possibility.

 

[Shemtov]

meh. people changed into sheep every day in the ancheint world.