Non-handicapped: You ever use the handicap bathroom stall?

[katie_girl09]

Guys, I'm pretty sure that he was joking.

Right? Right?!

 

[AndThePickles]

If it was anyone else, I'd say "right"

 

[enterthemadness]

Guys, I'm pretty sure that he was joking.

Right? Right?!

If it was anyone else, I'd say "right"

I never joke about the handicapped...except when in d-bag mode.

 

[Gilpesh]

How many handicap people does it take to change a light bulb?




Depends on how you stack them

 

[SpideyInATree]

I always use the handicapped stall at work. It's the cleanest toilet there because nobody else uses it but me. Plus the toilet sits up higher and I have long legs so it's really comfortable.

When I worked security at the mall and worked night shift I went to drop a deuce in the women's bathroom because I thought, "Hey, it has GOT to be more clean than the mens". I go in there and there was a nasty bloody tampon clogging up the toilet.

So I stuck to the men's bathroom and stuck with the paper ass gaskets when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.

On a side note...there is no better feeling in the world taking a giant dump at work. You are LITERALLY getting paid to poop. FANTASTIC!

 

[Sawyer]

I always use the handicapped stall at work. It's the cleanest toilet there because nobody else uses it but me. Plus the toilet sits up higher and I have long legs so it's really comfortable.

When I worked security at the mall and worked night shift I went to drop a deuce in the women's bathroom because I thought, "Hey, it has GOT to be more clean than the mens". I go in there and there was a nasty bloody tampon clogging up the toilet.

So I stuck to the men's bathroom and stuck with the paper ass gaskets when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.

On a side note...there is no better feeling in the world taking a giant dump at work. You are LITERALLY getting paid to poop. FANTASTIC!

Are you Creed Bratton?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Are you Creed Bratton?

No. Who is Creed Bratton?

 

[Marlboro Man]

No I don't use the handicapped stall, precisely because I fear encountering a "Curb"-like encounter.

However, one day when I was in college, I was carrying a stack of books and had to enter the lecture hall using the handicap door... I kicked the button and the door opened automatically... and on the other side was a security guard, who yelled at me for using the handicap entrance... even though there weren't too many disabled people at my school...

 

[Sawyer]

No. Who is Creed Bratton?

I take it you dont watch The Office. The US version. Not the original.

 

[Drakon]

I use them from time to time, but being legally handicapped, I'm allowed.

Though, I have no hesitation making life hell for someone using the stall just because they can. It's like handicapped parking spaces. You have the body to walk from the fifth parking space, do it. If I catch you in a handicapped spot and you just get up out of your car like nothing's wrong, then I'll make an honest man out of you.

 

[Sawyer]

Parking spots, I could definitely understand. Its competely justifiable for someone to get cussed out for that. The handicap stalls... eh. In certain situations. If someone's in there for ten minutes and they dont need to be, they have it coming to them. If I take a thirty second piss and start getting cussed out, I'd be tempted to be like "Get over it" and walk out.

 

[katie_girl09]

I use them from time to time, but being legally handicapped, I'm allowed.

Though, I have no hesitation making life hell for someone using the stall just because they can. It's like handicapped parking spaces. You have the body to walk from the fifth parking space, do it. If I catch you in a handicapped spot and you just get up out of your car like nothing's wrong, then I'll make an honest man out of you.

Hey now! That's not a fair comparison. The people who park in handicapped spots are just being lazy. I use handicapped stalls to avoid catching something in the other ones.

 

[Drakon]

Parking spots, I could definitely understand. Its competely justifiable for someone to get cussed out for that. The handicap stalls... eh. In certain situations. If someone's in there for ten minutes and they dont need to be, they have it coming to them. If I take a thirty second piss and start getting cussed out, I'd be tempted to be like "Get over it" and walk out.

Jerk!!

Hey now! That's not a fair comparison. The people who park in handicapped spots are just being lazy. I use handicapped stalls to avoid catching something in the other ones.

Maybe, maybe not. A lot of people just use them because it's more convenient, or because they're less likely to be bothered by someone if they are in the handicap stall, so they can listen to their iPod and poop in peace.

 

[SsM]

I never joke about the handicapped...except when in d-bag mode.

I sure would like to see your non-Dbag mode...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I take it you dont watch The Office. The US version. Not the original.

No one steals from Creed Bratton.

 

[Sam Fisher]

All the time. Easier for us fat people

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I always use the handicapped stall at work. It's the cleanest toilet there because nobody else uses it but me. Plus the toilet sits up higher and I have long legs so it's really comfortable.

When I worked security at the mall and worked night shift I went to drop a deuce in the women's bathroom because I thought, "Hey, it has GOT to be more clean than the mens". I go in there and there was a nasty bloody tampon clogging up the toilet.

So I stuck to the men's bathroom and stuck with the paper ass gaskets when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.

On a side note...there is no better feeling in the world taking a giant dump at work. You are LITERALLY getting paid to poop. FANTASTIC!

 

[DBella]

I use it a lot. It is more roomy. And maybe if they bothered to clean the other ones a little more, I'd use them. If there aren't any disabled people around, why not? Just like the first 3 seats on the bus.

Me too. In fact, I'd rather use the one for the handicapped. Not only is it roomy, most of the time, it's cleaner. However, if I can hold, I'd rather hold or do my business in the bushes because I don't like public restrooms as they're usually very dirty. YUK!

 

[Logan's Lady]

I use the handicapped stall when the others are occupied.

 

[DBella]

I use them from time to time, but being legally handicapped, I'm allowed.

Though, I have no hesitation making life hell for someone using the stall just because they can. It's like handicapped parking spaces. You have the body to walk from the fifth parking space, do it. If I catch you in a handicapped spot and you just get up out of your car like nothing's wrong, then I'll make an honest man out of you.

I am glad I won't be bumping into you in the restroom.

As for handicapped parking spaces... I've NEVER parked in those spaces. It makes me feel guilty.

 

[Logan's Lady]

I am glad I won't be bumping into you in the restroom.

As for handicapped parking spaces... I've NEVER parked in those spaces. It makes me feel guilty.

I never park in handicapped spaces either.

BUT, my mother-in-law has a handicapped parking permit and I don't even understand why. I think she got it for her rheumatoid arthritis but she uses it all the time, even on days she's not in pain. And, when I go somewhere with her and she parks there, I feel guilty about it.

 

[Hound55]

I'm a single parent... you better believe I use 'em.

And to be honest, Draken. Someone using a handicap stall is VERY different to some jackass using a handicapped parking space.

Shopping centre available toilet ratio would be roughly - 4 general : 1 handicapped

Shopping centre available carpark ratio - 500 general : 2 handicapped parks.

1 in 5 people are not handicapped... in fact I'd consider it a fairly unlucky situation if someone was waiting for me to get out.

Not that it hasn't happened.

... but I'd be lying if I were to say that when someone is waiting that more often than not they're handicapped, generally they're as able-bodied as myself.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

I'll generally only use it if that's the only one available. Otherwise I kind of feel guilty using it.

Handicapped spaces are a HUGE nono. It makes me angry when I see people park in Handicapped spaces without plates and have NOTHING wrong with them.

 

[DBella]

I never park in handicapped spaces either.

BUT, my mother-in-law has a handicapped parking permit and I don't even understand why. I think she got it for her rheumatoid arthritis but she uses it all the time, even on days she's not in pain. And, when I go somewhere with her and she parks there, I feel guilty about it.

YOu get a handicap parking permit for rheumatoid arthritis? I had seen some people with the handicap parking permit but when they get out of their vehicle, they look quite healthy to me. It makes me wonder...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

OM..Christ. Women bathrooms have handicapped stalls too? Did not know.

Hey, I don't go into women bathrooms....so cut me some slack. K/ Thanks Bye.

So women...can't be handicapped?

And yeah. All the damn time. I prefer because like others have said, it's more roomy. So whenever it's open, it's the one I go for.