Of COURSE I'm working. Why wouldn't I be?

Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by knowsbleed, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. knowsbleed Registered

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    Being a HIGHLY professional professional, I'm looking for new tricks and ideas to look busy - and productive at work, even though I finish all my work in the morning and then come here to do "research". :o

    My trick is not really incredible, but i've mastered the fine art of ALT-Tabbing, with a pro looking webpage, or an excel sheet ready to pop out...

    The best napping solution I have ever heard of, if you have an office that has a door that closes, is this:

    Get a bunch of paperclips or something else small. Lie down with your door closed with your feet about 6 inches away from the door. Spill the paperclips near where your hands are.

    Now when someone comes to get you, they bumpyour feet and don't open the door. It wakes you up quickly and you can fob it off as you were picking up a bunch of stuff you spilled.

    They feel bad about hitting you with the door, you never get caught, you win.

    Remember...sharing is caring.
     
  2. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    :woot:
     
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    Go ban yourself, nosebleed :o
     
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    :wow: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart :hyper:
     
  6. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Ah, the infamous Alt-Tab combo. They actually force us to use that here, because they feel the mouse slows us down. :o
     
  7. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :whatever:You know it does, Terry. See you tomorrow :ninja:

    :woot:
     
  8. knowsbleed Registered

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    Oh c'mon...I'm just looking out for you guys. Part of professionalism is sharing ideas :up:
     
  9. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    It takes some big brass balls to sleep at work.

    jag
     
  10. knowsbleed Registered

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    Actually I'm don't sleep...I work on the servers :o

    meh...your way outta the thread YA BUM! :cmad:
     

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