Of COURSE I'm working. Why wouldn't I be?

[knowsbleed]

Being a HIGHLY professional professional, I'm looking for new tricks and ideas to look busy - and productive at work, even though I finish all my work in the morning and then come here to do "research".

My trick is not really incredible, but i've mastered the fine art of ALT-Tabbing, with a pro looking webpage, or an excel sheet ready to pop out...

The best napping solution I have ever heard of, if you have an office that has a door that closes, is this:

Get a bunch of paperclips or something else small. Lie down with your door closed with your feet about 6 inches away from the door. Spill the paperclips near where your hands are.

Now when someone comes to get you, they bumpyour feet and don't open the door. It wakes you up quickly and you can fob it off as you were picking up a bunch of stuff you spilled.

They feel bad about hitting you with the door, you never get caught, you win.

Remember...sharing is caring.

 

[SoulManX]

Being a HIGHLY professional professional, I'm looking for new tricks and ideas to look busy - and productive at work, even though I finish all my work in the morning and then come here to do "research".

My trick is not really incredible, but i've mastered the fine art of ALT-Tabbing, with a pro looking webpage, or an excel sheet ready to pop out...

The best napping solution I have ever heard of, if you have an office that has a door that closes, is this:

Get a bunch of paperclips or something else small. Lie down with your door closed with your feet about 6 inches away from the door. Spill the paperclips near where your hands are.

Now when someone comes to get you, they bumpyour feet and don't open the door. It wakes you up quickly and you can fob it off as you were picking up a bunch of stuff you spilled.

They feel bad about hitting you with the door, you never get caught, you win.

Remember...sharing is caring.

t:

 

[SuperMonkey]

Go ban yourself, nosebleed

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

lmao.

 

[Eggyman]

Being a HIGHLY professional professional, I'm looking for new tricks and ideas to look busy - and productive at work, even though I finish all my work in the morning and then come here to do "research".

My trick is not really incredible, but i've mastered the fine art of ALT-Tabbing, with a pro looking webpage, or an excel sheet ready to pop out...

The best napping solution I have ever heard of, if you have an office that has a door that closes, is this:

Get a bunch of paperclips or something else small. Lie down with your door closed with your feet about 6 inches away from the door. Spill the paperclips near where your hands are.

Now when someone comes to get you, they bumpyour feet and don't open the door. It wakes you up quickly and you can fob it off as you were picking up a bunch of stuff you spilled.

They feel bad about hitting you with the door, you never get caught, you win.

Remember...sharing is caring.

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart

 

[terry78]

Ah, the infamous Alt-Tab combo. They actually force us to use that here, because they feel the mouse slows us down.

 

[Eggyman]

Ah, the infamous Alt-Tab combo. They actually force us to use that here, because they feel the mouse slows us down.

You know it does, Terry. See you tomorrow

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[knowsbleed]

Oh c'mon...I'm just looking out for you guys. Part of professionalism is sharing ideas

 

[jaguarr]

It takes some big brass balls to sleep at work.

jag

 

[Satch]

Meh

 

[knowsbleed]

It takes some big brass balls to sleep at work.

jag

Actually I'm don't sleep...I work on the servers

Meh

meh...your way outta the thread YA BUM!