Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
QUICKSILVER: "Um, Wolvie, do you need an Aspirin?"
WOLVERINE: "Don't touch!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^Can´t go wrong with Chevy Chase rants.

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: "Why do you wear a yellow costume?" "Why do you wear a yellow costume?" I`m F***ING SICK of that question!!! Do you know how many superhero costume colors haven´t been used to death?!!? Do you know that, when I was created, I was just a guy for Hulk fo fight?!!? They tried brown, the f***ing fanboys complained!! They tried black leather jacket, the f***ing fanboys complained!!! I´m arguably the most popular superhero created less than forty years ago AND I DID IT ALL WEARING F***ING YELLOW!!!!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Why do you wear a yellow costume?" "Why do you wear a yellow costume?" I`m F***ING SICK of that question!!! Do you know how many superhero costume colors haven´t been used to death?!!? Do you know that, when I was created, I was just a guy for Hulk fo fight?!!? They tried brown, the f***ing fanboys complained!! They tried black leather jacket, the f***ing fanboys complained!!! I´m arguably the most popular superhero created less than forty years ago AND I DID IT ALL WEARING F***ING YELLOW!!!!

Yeah, stand up for your yellow costume Wolvie!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! A man´s balls are sacred!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Animal rage!! Animal rage!! All you a**holes care about is the f***ing animal rage?!!? Can´t I have a meditative, contemplating side?!!? Don´t I have other feeling, can´t I love, can´t I laugh, can´t I cry?!!? One more f***ing word about the f***ing animal rage AND I´M GONNA CUT ALL YOUR F***ING BALLS OFF AND MAKE YOU F***ING SWALLOW THEM!!! HOW´S THAT FOR RAGE?!!?

 

[DJSCARLET]

The yellow speech is classic! t:

Wolverine: Viva Laughilin was a kick ass show!

Scott: Alright team, for some reason the show is called Wolverine and the X-men, even though we're the first x-men. Our mission: get rid off that little marvel media ****e!

Hulk: Hulk thought you were taller. You wear lifts in Origins?

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Animal rage!! Animal rage!! All you a**holes care about is the f***ing animal rage?!!? Can´t I have a meditative, contemplating side?!!? Don´t I have other feeling, can´t I love, can´t I laugh, can´t I cry?!!? One more f***ing word about the f***ing animal rage AND I´M GONNA CUT ALL YOUR F***ING BALLS OFF AND MAKE YOU F***ING SWALLOW THEM!!! HOW´S THAT FOR RAGE?!!?

 

[Panthro]

The yellow speech is classic! t:

Wolverine: Viva Laughilin was a kick ass show!

Scott: Alright team, for some reason the show is called Wolverine and the X-men, even though we're the first x-men. Our mission: get rid off that little marvel media ****e!

Hulk: Hulk thought you were taller. You wear lifts in Origins?

Again:

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

HULK: "Hey! That's Puny Banner's line you bastard!"

 

[Panthro]

QUICKSILVER: "I am McLovin."
WOLVERINE: "No you're not! Nobody's McLovin! McLovin never existed because that's a stupid made up fairy tale name you f***!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You just c***-blocked McLovin!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks DJ, Panthro!

Gotta love Superbad.

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: I won´t hear moral lessons from a Flash rip-off!!

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: "Alright, who the Hell called me Robocop?! My costume isn't even remotely metallic!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I'm the Juggernaut, biotch!"
QUICKSILVER: "Um... no you're not."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
QUICKSILVER: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice stuff, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: DO YOU THINK I TALK TOO CLOSE TO PEOPLE´S FACES?!!? OR TOO LOUD?!!?

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: You´re getting asleep... Quite asleep... Now repeat with me, "Wolverine sucks! I wanna see more Cyclops! Wolverine sucks! I wanna see more Cyclops! Wolverine sucks...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: You´re getting asleep... Quite asleep... Now repeat with me, "Wolverine sucks! I wanna see more Cyclops! Wolverine sucks! I wanna see more Cyclops! Wolverine sucks...

And thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Treat me like a spineless, brainless, ****less, lifelong incompetent teacher's pet who needed to be coddled & led by the hand to do anything right, will you?! Well I hope you enjoy getting some well deserved optic blasts in your balls!"