Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ChaoticPsylocke]

WOLVERINE: "That's a nice top. Buy it at a flea market?"

Wolverine: Let me borrow that top. Let me borrow that top. I wanna borrow that top. Thats such a cute top. Thats a cute top. I wanna borrow it, let me borrow the top. arent we friends? arent we friends? so whats the problem? let me borrow the top. let me borrow that top. let borrow the f***ing top! dont be a betch, give me that top. What are you saving it for? youre not even wearing it? your not gonna wear it, so let me borrow it! Let me borrow the top. let me borrow that top. ive already been to the mall. ive already been to the mall, galleria. ive already been to the mall, and it sucked! galalalalaleria. diarrhea. ive already been to heaven. ive already been to heaven. ive already been to heaven, and after like five minutes i was like Lets Go! galalal-f**k it. Dont be a betch. where are you going? where are you going? give me the f***ing top betch. f*** you. f*** you fat betch. oh yeah i said youre fat. yeah i said youre fat. youre a fat f***ing betch cuz you wont let me borrow that f***ing top. f*** you. f*** you. f*** you with something hard and sand papery! betch. betch. betch. youre not my friend.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Well look on the bright side. At least she's not played by Jessica Alba."
CYCLOPS: "This is true."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WOLVERINE: "Ang Lee."

HULK: "HULK SMASH!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Whatever it takes to win an Oscar, whatever it takes to win an Oscar, whatever it takes...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Oscar.

WOLVERINE: "I should never have sniffed at the Joker's Smilex gas."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Hah, they really thought the Clockwork Orange aversion therapy thing would work on the guy who´s known for non-stop animal rage...

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: Hah, they really thought the Clockwork Orange aversion therapy thing would work on the guy who´s known for non-stop animal rage...

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Believe it or not, this still causes less damage to your face than Botox..

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Suunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that´s wonderful is what I feeel...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

WOLVERINE: "Find a happy place. Find a happy place. Find a happy place..."

 

[X Knight]

WOLVERINE: "Winged Freak Terrorizes Gotham??? Wait till they get a load of me!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Love that Batman 1989 quote.

WOLVERINE: "Justin Timberlake as Hal Jordan?! I mean seriously what the Goddamn f***ing Hell man??!?!?!?! Is Tom Rothman running WB now?!?!?!?! This could be the end of any chance to get a respectable adaptation of a non-Batman-non-Superman DC character as we know it!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
CYCLOPS: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
WOLVERINE: "How about you Frosty?"
EMMA FROST: "Fisher. I'd fight Carrie Fisher."

 

[X Knight]

WOLVERINE: "HHHEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE'SSS WOLVIE!!!!"

 

[godiva_goddess]

WOLVERINE: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
CYCLOPS: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."
WOLVERINE: "How about you Frosty?"
EMMA FROST: "Fisher. I'd fight Carrie Fisher."

FTW!!

 

[Panthro]

FTW!!

Thanks.

 

[Milu]

WOLVERINE: "You know what? I'll just go claim my own island, and it'll have beer and Blackjack, and hookers! . . . In fact, forget the island!"

 

[godiva_goddess]

Thanks.

It's been a while since I've been on this thread (or any thread for that matter) and I almost forgot how funny these captions are.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks godiva, we do our best.

CYCLOPS: "Hey, you feeling a really weird totally disgusting impulse in your head?"
WOLVERINE: "Yeah... something to do with a cup... oh sweet Jesus what is your girlfriend doing to us?!"
EMMA FROST: "I'm going to force you two to perform 'Two Guys, One Cup' and post it on the internet, starting at You-Tube."
WOLVERINE & CYCLOPS: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[godiva_goddess]

Emma *to Logan*: What are you looking at? At least I don't have arms twice the width of my legs.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Feed me Seymour!"