Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the "I suck" run!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Yeah, it´s the yellow one again. DEAL with it!

 

[Panthro]

DOMINO: "Rogue, this is the Doctor. You may call him the Doctor."
ROGUE: "Hi there."
DOMINO: "Doctor, this is Rogue. Due to the nature of her powers, she has been a virgin all her life. Do you think you can help her solve her predicament?"

DR. MANHATTAN: "Seeing as how I can do virtually anything and everything, yes."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro! Love the "I suck" run!

Thanks! And welcome.

COLOSSUS: "Screw me out of the first season will they?! These mother-f***ers are gonna pay!!!"

BEAST: "Alright, who else do I have to beat up to get a focus episode in this friggin' series?!"

WOLVERINE: "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
JEAN: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
WOLVERINE: "Not right now."
JEAN: "A girl's gotta have her standards."

 

[Panthro]

POLARIS: "I am not Amora the Enchantress! My hair's green for Christ's sake!"

JEAN: "You chauvinistic pig! You call yourself a superhero?!"
SCOTT: "Damn Jean, the most I ever asked you for was a sandwich."

SCOTT: "Look, about last night I can explain-"
JEAN: "You called me 'Warren' in bed!"

JEAN: "Really Scott, how could you cheat on me with Emma Frost?!"
SCOTT: "She bet me $50 bucks that she had a better body than you. I was simply defending your honor."
JEAN: "Oh give me a break, I have a much better body than her!"

JEAN: "Damn it Scott, getting kinky is one thing, but next time give me some warning!"
SCOTT: "You're a telepath, I thought you would have anticipated it."

JEAN: "I thought we agreed that the safe word was 'Bosie'!"

EMMA FROST: "So I hear you and Jean are getting back together."
SCOTT SUMMERS: "Yep."
EMMA: "So that's all I was to you then? Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound?"
SCOTT: "Yeah, pretty much."

 

[Panthro]

CURRENT ROGUE: "What the- oh no not you! Why can't you leave me alone?! What do you want from me?!"

90s ROGUE: "Nothing sugar, I just want to remind you of how hot you used to be, and that you'll never be this hot again thanks to Anna Pacquin & the X-Men movies."

 

[Panthro]

WARREN: "Can't sleep... clown will eat me... can't sleep... clown will eat me... can't sleep... clown will eat me..."
STORM: "It's okay Warren. The Clown's not gonna bother you anymore."

 

[Rain]

ANGEL: Don't worry I've got you.
ROGUE: You've got Me ? Who's got you ?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROGUE: Are you an Angel?
ANGEL: Well, if i am, these feelings you´re giving me contradict centuries of theological writings...

 

[godiva_goddess]

CURRENT ROGUE: "What the- oh no not you! Why can't you leave me alone?! What do you want from me?!"

90s ROGUE: "Nothing sugar, I just want to remind you of how hot you used to be, and that you'll never be this hot again thanks to Anna Pacquin & the X-Men movies."

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Again, Go 90s Rogue!

 

[Panthro]

ANGEL: Don't worry I've got you.
ROGUE: You've got Me ? Who's got you ?

Nice Superman reference.

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: Are you an Angel?
ANGEL: Well, if i am, these feelings you´re giving me contradict centuries of theological writings...

 

[Panthro]

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Again, Go 90s Rogue!

Long Live The 90s Rogue!

STORM: "I never thought I'd say this Scott, but... smoking saved your life."
SCOTT: "What?"
STORM: "No non-smoker could have endured that much nicotine."

 

[TheMick]

"*thinking* Ohmygod! I can see right down her top!"

Yes, i'm completley new at this, and not funny, but still :P

 

[TheMick]

"Scott, if you don't tell Jean about us, we are finished"
"Okay, i'll tell her tomorrow"

-next day-

"Jean, I know it's bad timeing, but i've got a confession to make,"
"You better have not been sleeping with Storm again"
"No, no. This time it's Emma"

 

[Panthro]

"Scott, if you don't tell Jean about us, we are finished"
"Okay, i'll tell her tomorrow"

-next day-

"Jean, I know it's bad timeing, but i've got a confession to make,"
"You better have not been sleeping with Storm again"
"No, no. This time it's Emma"

Welcome aboard, Mick! I thought the other one was pretty decent as well.

 

[TheMick]

Obvious design flaws: no breaks

 

[TheMick]

Thanks, Panthro It's nothing compared to what everyone elses usual stuff is

Colossus: I cant believe Logan put his own spunk in the turrets.
Kitty: Yeh, but it tastes amazing! Dosn't it, Kurt?
Nightcralwer: JA JA

 

[Not_Sane]

I always look forward to new post in this thread. Some funny stuff always.

 

[Not_Sane]

I always look forward to new post in this thread. Some funny stuff always.

 

[TheMick]

sorry :/

 

[TheMick]

Sorry :/

 

[TheMick]

Sorry :/

 

[Panthro]

Obvious design flaws: no breaks

Welcome aboard Mick, we can always use more captioners.