Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: "What are your wishes, my X-Men?"
STORM: "I want to be an actual character and to have an interesting subplot and to actually kick some ass!"
NIGHTCRAWLER: "I want Keira Knightley!"
BEAST: "I want more screen time!"
KITTY: "I want Colossus! And I want to be hot!"
JEAN: "I want to get laid!"
ROGUE: "I want to be hot and get laid!"
CYCLOPS: "I want my entire history in this cartoon retconned so I can be my usual competent self and not a life long incompetent wuss who needs a pretty red head to tell him what to do just to get anything done!"
WOLVERINE: "I want my solo origin movie wiped out of existence!"
LITTLE GIRL: "I just want a really good pickle."

 

[Panthro]

X-MEN: "What is our bidding, Master?"
XAVIER: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force...'

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "I'm sorry, were you busy?"
JEAN: "Yeah. I was *********ING."
SCOTT: ""

 

[Not_Sane]

I always look forward to new post on this thread. Theres always funny stuff.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks we try.

WOLVERINE: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian ****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy biotch!"

 

[Panthro]

Rogue in the 90s

Rogue in Evolution

CURRENT ROGUE: "Good Lord, I've deteriorated badly over the years! I've actually gotten less hot with each cartoon!"

 

[SpideyFan914]

WOLVERINE: "What the **** is wrong with you??? You stole a nuclear missile??? And then the mutant hunters got it???"
QUICKSILVER: "Well, I was going to blast you with it! Just chill, okay!"
WOLVERINE: "You steal our Rogue, you arm the common enemy, and you threaten my people!"
QUICKSILVER: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
WOLVERINE: "Madness? No.... THIS IS X-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "What the **** is wrong with you??? You stole a nuclear missile??? And then the mutant hunters got it???"
QUICKSILVER: "Well, I was going to blast you with it! Just chill, okay!"
WOLVERINE: "You steal our Rogue, you arm the common enemy, and you threaten my people!"
QUICKSILVER: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
WOLVERINE: "Madness? No.... THIS IS X-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "What the Hell is this, the Clone Saga?!"

MM: "No, that's Spider-Man's thing."

 

[Panthro]

MULTIPLE MEN: "It is Inevitable!"
CYCLOPS: "Damn, now I know how Neo felt in The Matrix Reloaded!"

 

[Panthro]

MULTIPLE MAN: "Our ridiculous sci-fi weapons will block out the sun!"

CYCLOPS: "Then we will fight in the shade!"

MULTIPLE MEN: "Resistance if Futile."
CYCLOPS: "Ask me if I care."

 

[SpideyFan914]

CYCLOPS: "What the Hell is this, the Clone Saga?!"

MM: "No, that's Spider-Man's thing."

HAHAHA!!!!!

 

[SpideyFan914]

FORGE: "Hey, Wolverine, since you became our leader, all my equipment seems to get trashed awfully fast!"
CYCLOPS: "Yeah, and I'm beginning to think we'll never find Jean!"
EMMA: "Furthermore, the fans have suddenly decided that my ****tiness is a bad thing!"
KITTY: "And they miss mine!"
ICEMAN: "And so do I!"
BEAST: "And don't forget me! You're hogging all my screentime!"
WOLVERINE: "Look, I'm sorry, okay?? It's just a lot of pressure on me all of a sudden! I'm not cut out to be a leader!"
FORGE: "I'll say!"
EMMA: "Hit the nail right on the head!"
BEAST: "You finally get it!"
CYCLOPS: "I was beginning to think you'd never learn!"
KITTY: "Let's make Cyclops our leader again!"
ICEMAN: "I second that notion!"
WOLVERINE: "You guys are so encouraging...."

 

[Panthro]

FORGE: "Hey, Wolverine, since you became our leader, all my equipment seems to get trashed awfully fast!"
CYCLOPS: "Yeah, and I'm beginning to think we'll never find Jean!"
EMMA: "Furthermore, the fans have suddenly decided that my ****tiness is a bad thing!"
KITTY: "And they miss mine!"
ICEMAN: "And so do I!"
BEAST: "And don't forget me! You're hogging all my screentime!"
WOLVERINE: "Look, I'm sorry, okay?? It's just a lot of pressure on me all of a sudden! I'm not cut out to be a leader!"
FORGE: "I'll say!"
EMMA: "Hit the nail right on the head!"
BEAST: "You finally get it!"
CYCLOPS: "I was beginning to think you'd never learn!"
KITTY: "Let's make Cyclops our leader again!"
ICEMAN: "I second that notion!"
WOLVERINE: "You guys are so encouraging...."

And thanks!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
ICEMAN: "Great! Where are we going?"

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "X-Men, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight, WE DINE IN HELL!"
CYCLOPS: "Does that mean we'll get desert in Heaven?"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Yo Logan, what's this crap in episode 20 'Breakdown' that I was an incompetent punk who couldn't even handle a simple training simulation or blast a villain at point blank range unless Jean was there to lead me by the hand? What the Hell kind of crap is that?"
BEAST: "I agree, it's not a very flattering or sympathetic or even vaguely accurate characterization for Cyclops. Cyclops grieving over Jean is one thing, but a life long incompetent punk he was not."
ICEMAN: "Yeah, I mean, I was supposed to be kinda jealous of him because he was always hyper-competent."
EMMA FROST: "How do you think I feel? This unflattering characterization of Scott seriously undermines my infatuation with him, to say nothing of undermining his relationship with Jean, which now appears sick & unhealthy."
CYCLOPS: "Thanks honey."
KITTY: "I don't really have anything to add since everyone else pretty much summed it up."
FORGE: "What she said."
CYCLOPS: "And what was up with making me the sole bad guy when it came to our 'rivalry', if you can even call it a 'rivalry' in this particular animated incarnation."
WOLVERINE: "Look, take it up with the writers guys, I don't have any control over who gets dealt what!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Please, Wolverine!! We, the other X-Men, have served above and beyond duty the Marvel Universe for decades! We deserve our place in the sun!! Can´t you stop being an egomanical a**hole for once and make those bastards making the movies and cartoons give us our due?!? Haven´t you been way too overexposed already?!?
WOLVERINE: Hmmmmmmmm.... No.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Please, Wolverine!! We, the other X-Men, have served above and beyond duty the Marvel Universe for decades! We deserve our place in the sun!! Can´t you stop being an egomanical a**hole for once and make those bastards making the movies and cartoons give us our due?!? Haven´t you been way too overexposed already?!?
WOLVERINE: Hmmmmmmmm.... No.

Bwahahaha, oh Wolverine you bastard....

WOLVERINE: "Cycke, who did this to you?"
CYCLOPS: "It was Callahan, the big one, he did this to me..."

CYCLOPS: "The Dwarf... Beware the Dwarf..."

WOLVERINE: "Cycke! You sacrificed yourself to save the rest of the X-Men who don't have increased healing factors! Well, I guess this makes us even for you stealing my bike..."

CYCLOPS: "The needs... of the many... outweigh..."
WOLVERINE: "The needs of the few."
CYCLOPS: "Or the one... I have been... and forever shall be... your friend. Live long... and propser..." [dies]
WOLVERINE: "Huh. Now I know how Captain Kirk felt."

WOLVERINE: "Brave Cyclops, you shall not have died in vain!"
CYCLOPS: "Uh, I'm not quite dead yet."
WOLVERINE: "Oh. Well then, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!"
CYCLOPS: "Actually I feel fine, I could probably come with you-"
WOLVERINE: "No, you stay, rest, regain your strength while I lead the X-Men into a heroic rescue operation in my/our own particular... uh, particular..."
CYCLOPS: "Idiom?"
WOLVERINE: "Idiom! Yes, that's the word, idiom! Thank you."
CYCLOPS: "No really, it's not a problem for me to come-"
WOLVERINE: "Farewell, brave Cyclops! X-Men, forward!" [other X-Men follow Wolverine out, leaving Cyclops alone]
CYCLOPS: "Uh, okay, I'll just hang out here, then, alright? Right." [goes to sleep]

WOLVERINE: "Don't give up Cycke! Sure the movies turned you into a non-entity and the first season of our current show completely destroyed your credibility, but there's still a chance you can be redeemed in season 2 and in a possible future reboot!"
CYCLOPS: "Nah, when you've been treated this badly for as long as I have, it's probably a sign that it's your time to go anyway..."

 

[Panthro]

QUICKSILVER: "In my experience, I've found that procrastination is like *********ion. It feels *great* when you're doing it, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself."
WOLVERINE: "Hey, don't knock *********ion! It's sex with someone I love!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Thanks we try.

WOLVERINE: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian ****. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy biotch!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It really does work, because Jay does say he's Wolverine--snikty-snikty-snoich!

Rogue in the 90s

Rogue in Evolution

CURRENT ROGUE: "Good Lord, I've deteriorated badly over the years! I've actually gotten less hot with each cartoon!"

I thought she was cute in Evolution--but I do have a thing for Goth girls, so...

WOLVERINE: My work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice.
X-MEN: BULLS**T!
WOLVERINE: All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here.

 

[Panthro]

Glad you liked mine MaskedManJRK. I also enjoyed your Blazing Saddles reference. I have nothing personal against Goth girls, I've just never been drawn to them, although the more I look at Evolution's goth Rogue, I can't help but think she looks better than the current Rogue, who looks like an unsuccessful attempt at animating Anna Pacquin.

DOMINO: "So Rogue, I understand you had a thing for Cyclops in X-Men: Evolution."
ROGUE: "Oh like who didn't have a thing for Cyclops in X-Men: Evolution?"
QUICKSILVER: "Not me!"
DOM & ROGUE: "We weren't talking to you."
ROGUE: "Seriously, in Evolution Cycke was sex on legs, he was a man, a real man, a great heroic leader of men in the making, not the whiny, needy, emotionally waste land man-child they've turned him into for this cartoon."
DOMINO: "Hmm... I see what you mean."

WOLVERINE: "Cycke, you're alive! Now fork over the $20 you owe me, you bastard!"
CYCLOPS: "I just got my ass kicked by Multiple Man, man..."

CYCLOPS: "I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams... glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost... in time... like... tears... in the rain. Time to die."
WOLVERINE: ""

 

[Panthro]

QUICKSILVER: "You know what we need more of around here is-"
WOLVERINE: "We all know what your answer's gonna be, your answer's gonna be *****! That's your answer to everything is *****! ***** ***** ***** ***** *****!"
QUICKSILVER: "Actually I was going to say we need more cowbell."
WOLVERINE: "Oh."
QUICKSILVER: "But ***** works too."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!