Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: THAT´S how they portrayed Dark Phoenix in X-Men: The Last Stand?!!?

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Hmmm, been working out?
WOLVERINE: Huuuh, yeah, every day since the 1970´s, when we first met.
CYCLOPS: Oh. Aaaawwkwaaard!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you."
GAMBIT: "Wait, what?"
WOLVERINE: "And I wish to go on... hurting you."
GAMBIT: "Um, I'm not sure where you're going with this but-"
WOLVERINE: "I shall leave you as you left me-"
GAMBIT [figures it out]: "Oh no. Wait a minute, oh no, oh no no no no, you're not gonna-"
WOLVERINE: "-as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet..."
GAMBIT: "No, dude, please, don't, if you do, you know the fan boy in me won't be able to resist-"
WOLVERINE: "Buried alive... Buried Alive..."
GAMBIT: "Khan! Khan!! Khan!!!" [echoes]
WOLVERINE: "I love it when they do that."

GAMBIT: "You sure Havok won't find out about us?"
POLARIS: "Honey, he's never home before midnight."

GAMBIT: "I'm just a gigolo."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Hey wait a minute, aren't you a hero in the comics now?"
MULTIPLE MAN: "Yeah, but I'm having trouble getting in the good guy department in these media adaptations. I've got to get work where I can."
CYCLOPS: "That's tough man, that's tough."
MULTIPLE MAN: "Yeah, I know. Hopefully, I'll get to be a good guy in season 2."
CYCLOPS: "I'll put in good word for you."

 

[Ratcrawler]

"Hello, I'm Professor Charles Subtlety Xavier."

Logan: Hey, Jean, great barbecue! But aren't you using just a little too much lighter flui--

Magneto: FRIENDS! PEOPLE OF GENOSHA! YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES! YOU HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HERE FOR ONE PURPOSE AND ONE PURPOSE ALONE; TO BASK IN IN THE GLORY OF MY OUTFIT AND TO PARTY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER PARTIED BEFORE!

 

[Panthro]

JOHN GREY: "This him?"
XAVIER: "Yes, this is Scott Summers. Say hello, Scott."
SCOTT: "Hello Scott."
XAVIER: "Isn't he clever? Well enough of that, I've given you your payment, I'm sure you'll find it more than satisfactory, now make sure your little girl makes a man out of Scott here, I need him to be my slave to the cause ringleader of the X-Men."
JOHN GREY: "Don't worry Chuck, 5 minutes with my Jean and Scotty boy here will be able to conquer an entire planet."
XAVIER: "He'd better. I've invested a lot in this kid, and I don't like seeing my investments go to waste."

PHOENIX JEAN: "Happy 4th of July everybody!"

MAGNETO: "Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Now, go do that Voodoo that you Do so well!"

 

[Rain]

Great use of an Indiana Jones quote.

CYCLOPS: "For the last time I am not Robocop! When was the last time you saw Robocop wearing a friggin' trench-coat?"

Thanks and LOL

PROF: First of all, Storm, your hair is ridiculous.

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: "Hey, my eyes are-"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "Oh for the love of God woman, if you hate having men stare at your boobs instead of your eyes, wear a full shirt!"
EMMA: "Actually I was going to say my eyes are strained from being out here with no sunglasses and wanted to know if you had a spare pair of those ruby red ones."
SCOTT: "Oh."

JEAN GREY: "I secured our tickets to Avatar this December!"
ANGEL & ICEMAN: "Cool!"

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

JEAN: THAT´S how they portrayed Dark Phoenix in X-Men: The Last Stand?!!?

LOL! Funny stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Mini! Great stuff all around guys, especially the Khan, the fluid one and the hair one!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: I´ll find a place in your heart, Wolvie, you´ll see!
WOLVERINE: Forget it, Bub, I won´t give you a bigger role in X-Men 4 either!

 

[ultimatefan]

PROF: Oh my God...Tom Rothman´s mind... It´s even more horrifying than we dared to imagine!!

 

[RomyFan]

JOHN GREY: "This him?"
XAVIER: "Yes, this is Scott Summers. Say hello, Scott."
SCOTT: "Hello Scott."
XAVIER: "Isn't he clever? Well enough of that, I've given you your payment, I'm sure you'll find it more than satisfactory, now make sure your little girl makes a man out of Scott here, I need him to be my slave to the cause ringleader of the X-Men."
JOHN GREY: "Don't worry Chuck, 5 minutes with my Jean and Scotty boy here will be able to conquer an entire planet."
XAVIER: "He'd better. I've invested a lot in this kid, and I don't like seeing my investments go to waste."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Panthro]

PROF: Oh my God...Tom Rothman´s mind... It´s even more horrifying than we dared to imagine!!

Thanks RomyFan!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Nothing will stop me from getting the Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Blu-Ray!"

CYCLOPS: "We make our stand NOW, or there will be nobody left to go to the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: C´mon, Wolverine! As our resident roguish anti-hero, it´s your duty to tell Disney we don´t sell out!
WOLVIE: I´m on it, bud.

(FIVE SECONDS LATER)

WOLVIE: C´mon guys, the Disney people are swell!

CYCLOPS: Damn, they must have the "roguish anti-hero brainwashing kit"!

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: C´mon, Wolverine! As our resident roguish anti-hero, it´s your duty to tell Disney we don´t sell out!
WOLVIE: I´m on it, bud.

(FIVE SECONDS LATER)

WOLVIE: C´mon guys, the Disney people are swell!

CYCLOPS: Damn, they must have the "roguish anti-hero brainwashing kit"!

Hehehehehe

LOGAN: "Hey, stop posting spoilers for season 2 on the web!"

CYCLOPS: "Emma, we can't proceed until we agree on the safety word."

 

[Panthro]

GAMBIT: "Klingon Bastards You've Killed My Son!"

 

[Panthro]

GAMBIT: "Aw man, I haven't been a main character in an X-Men cartoon since the 90s show! This ain't fair!"
WOLVERINE: "Hey, at least you got to be a lead in one X-Men cartoon. All Dazzler & Colossus have ever gotten are cameos. So think about that."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Emma: Ok, Scott, it's your turn to drive.

Logan: Scott can't drive! He's a renowned ram raider!

Emma: Scott, is it true that you've become a vehicular manace mowing down all in your path?

Scott: Yes.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, especially the spoilers one and the Gambit rant!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: That´s not fair, she won´t let me play Halo 3!
WOLVIE: That´s unacceptable! I´m the star of the show, only I get to play Halo 3!

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: She´s having virtual sex with a lesbian and won´t let anyone watch!
WOLVIE: Damn woman, have you no heart?!?

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe

CYCLOPS: "Did you f*** my Jean Grey?! Did you f*** my Colleen Wing?! Did you f*** my Emma Frost?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! hehehehehehe, jealous are ya Scott...