Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Hey Logan, you know all that sea food you ate last night? Namor the Sub-Mariner called, he wants his lobsters back."
WOLVERINE: "Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!"
CYCLOPS: "So? You're the Jerk Store's all time best seller."
WOLVERINE: "Oh yeah? Well... I had sex with your wife!"

LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "So which Star Wars movie do you think is the best?"
LOGAN: "The Phantom Menace."

CYCLOPS: "Wrong answer!"
LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "Admit it, you're a heightest! You don't like me because I'm short!"
CYCLOPS: "I don't like you because you're a rude, sarcastic, ill-mannered mean spirited little pain in the ass who keeps trying to steal Jean from me!"
LOGAN: "Your point being?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff all around...

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: I´m sick of you, Logan! I won´t put up with your a**holish attitude, your constant hitting on Jean and on Fox giving you so much more clout than they give me!
LOGAN: You know, if John Krasinski doesn´t get to play Captain America, I think he´d be perfect to play you in X-Men First Class...
CYCLOPS: Okay, forget everything I said.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: I´m sick of you, Logan! I won´t put up with your a**holish attitude, your constant hitting on Jean and on Fox giving you so much more clout than they give me!
LOGAN: You know, if John Krasinski doesn´t get to play Captain America, I think he´d be perfect to play you in X-Men First Class...
CYCLOPS: Okay, forget everything I said.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "So which Superman film do you think is the best?"
WOLVERINE: "Superman Returns."

CYCLOPS: "Wrong answer!"
LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Can we at least agree that Superman 3 & 4 are crappy films?"
LOGAN: "Yes. That we can agree on."
CYCLOPS: "Good. Now, which would you say is worse, Superman 3 or Superman 4?"
LOGAN: "Now see, that's not as easy to determine. Both had ideas that could have made for potentially interesting films. 3 had Superman gone evil. 4 had Superman tackling a political issue of global importance. 3 ultimately became more of a showcase for Richard Pryor than Superman, which is too bad since Christopher Reeve clearly wanted to go all out with his portrayal of an evil Superman. The ineffectual villains - admittedly a problem the series always struggled with - certainly didn't help. Ultimately the only things 3 has going for it is the fight between bad Superman & good Clark in the junkyard and the lovely Annette O'Toole-"
CYCLOPS: "Ah, Annette O'Toole. If they'd made an X-Men film in the 80s, she would have been my top choice for Jean. Her or [Bonnie] Blair Brown."
LOGAN: "Quite so. Now, 4 had no budget to speak of, thus resulting in what Christopher Reeve himself called an 'ersatz' looking film. Considering it was 1987, even the Canon people should have been able to do better. Not to mention that Nuclear Man was a horrible excuse for a villain. On the other hand, it did feel as though 4 wanted to have more heart than 3. This can be seen in the scenes where Superman contemplates what he should do regarding the threat of nuclear war. Also, the scene of Superman straightening the American flag on the moon is an undeniably poignant shot. Politically incorrect by today's standards? Perhaps, but still it is a classic, quintessential Superman shot. True, the moon set is hopelessly phony, but the look of pride in Reeve/Superman's face as he corrects the flag has undeniable sincerity in it."
CYCLOPS: "And 4 had Mariel Hemingway."
LOGAN: "Yep, that too."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Good observations, I wonder if I´d have the nerve to see Superman IV again.

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: What, John Krasinski would be a perfect Captain America!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: What, John Krasinski would be a perfect Captain America!

Hehehe, kick his ass, Cycke!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
SCOTT: "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Kill 'em. Kill 'em for me, Marv."
SCOTT: "I won't let ya down, Goldie."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CYCLOPS: "So which Superman film do you think is the best?"
WOLVERINE: "Superman Returns."

CYCLOPS: "Wrong answer!"
LOGAN: "Ow!"

Hahaha!

Great stuff guys. Liked the Carlos Mencia one. Too many to quote and compliment.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SCOTT: "I reject Scientology now and forever!'

XAVIER: "You will live only long enough to regret this decision."

LOGAN: "You bet he will."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

XAVIER: "Logan, I want you to stop supplying Scott with marijuana."

SCOTT: "HEY! It's my body, I'll do what I want with it!"

 

[ALittlePush]

Jean: You're no longer the man I used to love!

Scott: Likewise.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "I reject Scientology now and forever!'

XAVIER: "You will live only long enough to regret this decision."

LOGAN: "You bet he will."

The marijuana gag was great too Prime. I liked yours too LittlePush.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff guy, especially the "man I used to love" one.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Why yes, I am the voice of Green Lantern and Power Ring in Justice League Crisis On 2 Earths. What of it?"
JEAN: "Why didn't you get me a voice role in that?"
SCOTT: "I tried to honey, but Mary-Jane from Spectacular Spider-Man beat you to it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: Jean i have a confession to make.
JEAN: You slept with Emma? I know about that. It´s all forgiven baby, don´t worry...
SCOTT: It´s actually, huh, far worse than that. I had unprotected sex with Lindsay Lohan, which means you´re probably dying from being infected with every STD known to mankind and a couple new ones.
JEAN: H-how... How could you...
SCOTT: I know, I know. The sex wasn´t even as great as I thought it´d be...
JEAN: Rot in hell, a**hole.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thankya.

JEAN: H-how... How could you...
SCOTT: I know, I know. The sex wasn´t even as great as I thought it´d be...

Hahahaha! Priceless.

SCOTT: "Why yes, I am the voice of Green Lantern and Power Ring in Justice League Crisis On 2 Earths. What of it?"
JEAN: "Why didn't you get me a voice role in that?"
SCOTT: "I tried to honey, but Mary-Jane from Spectacular Spider-Man beat you to it."

Man, I need to get around to watching that. Here I come Wal-Mart.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JEAN: "It's Wolverine's baby."

SCOTT: "So you're saying there's a chance I'll get a red-headed stepchild? Awesome."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

double post