Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

t: Domino/Rogue fem-slash is fun and educational

And love the Wolverine one!

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Xavier: I’ve got a lovely little puppy in the backseat of car, would you like to come with me to have a look?

Wolverine: I can offer you 350.
Emma: The price is 500.
Wolverine: Damn, you’re expensive!
Emma: You get what you pay for.

Loved yours too UF. Gotta love subjecting Wolvie Transformers and making him sing.

 

[Panthro]

Apocalypse: "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bubblegum that sticks in you hair! I am... Dark-Wing Duck!"
Sinister & Bizarro Cyclops: ""
Apocalypse: "What? Can't a bad guy quote a very funny Disney cartoon every now and then?"

 

[Panthro]

DOMINO: "So Rogue I hear you and Gambit are getting back together."
ROGUE: "Yes. Yes we are."
DOMINO: "So that's all I was to you then? Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound?"
ROGUE: "How do I say this without breaking your heart... yes."
DOMINO: ""

 

[Mystirious]

Gambit: Hey Rogue. Gambit thinkin' there no statute of limitations on love.

Polaris: WHAT did you just say about my hair?

 

[Panthro]

Gambit: Hey Rogue. Gambit thinkin' there no statute of limitations on love.

Polaris: WHAT did you just say about my hair?

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "Look Dom, about last night I can explain-"
DOMINO: "You called me 'Gambit' in bed!"

 

[Mystirious]

ROGUE: "Look Dom, about last night I can explain-"
DOMINO: "You called me 'Gambit' in bed!"

Poor Rogue. We've all been there

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Deadpool: Take it like a man! Just...bite your lip or something.

CYCLOPS: Where's Jean?!
Multiple Man: I'll never tell you biz-natch!
Cyclops: Alright...I'll rochambo you for it
Multiple Man: Wha...
Cyclops: Crotch Shot!
Multiple Man: MOTHER FU...AGHHHHHHHHH!

SUPERMAN: Oh god damn it...we're on the wrong set, aren't we?

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Deadpool: Take it like a man! Just...bite your lip or something.

CYCLOPS: Where's Jean?!
Multiple Man: I'll never tell you biz-natch!
Cyclops: Alright...I'll rochambo you for it
Multiple Man: Wha...
Cyclops: Crotch Shot!
Multiple Man: MOTHER FU...AGHHHHHHHHH!

SUPERMAN: Oh god damn it...we're on the wrong set, aren't we?

And thanks

 

[Panthro]

Proof that Marvel characters don't understand DC characters -

CYCLOPS: "Superman has got to have a secret identity. All superheroes have secret identities."
WOLVERINE: "If Superman had a secret identity, he'd wear a mask. No mask means no secret identity. Know what that means? Means he's on call 24/7, like a fireman."
CYCLOPS: "But he can't be Superman all the time, he's gotta be doing something else."
WOLVERINE: "Like what? What's he gonna do? Wear glasses and pretend to be some bumbling idiot at a high stress job like a newspaper magnet?"
CYCLOPS: "Well he's got to deal with the same basic needs as everyone else - buy food, pay rent, pay taxes, maybe get laid once in a while."
WOLVERINE: "Dude's probably got a secret base in a cave on the moon or under the ocean where he just monitors stuff all day long. He probably gets free food & beverage off the people he saves."
CYCLOPS: "Now how's he gonna afford to maintain a secret base on either the moon or under the ocean if he doesn't even have a steady job?"

CYCLOPS: "What did you say about my mama?!"
MULTIPLE MAN: "I said she made really good pancakes!"
CYCLOPS: "Oh."

Superman's reaction to Cyclops & Wolverine arguing over whether or not he has a secret identity -

SUPERMAN: ""

 

[Panthro]

On the day Code of Conduct is to be shot -

CYCLOPS: "I refuse to be kidnapped by f***ing ninjas!"
WOLVERINE: "You'll be kidnapped by f***ing ninjas and you'll like it!"


Superman's reaction to Code of Conduct -

SUPERMAN: "The X-Men got punked by ninjas? That is so epic fail."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Yeah, seriously."

 

[Panthro]

On the day Breakdown is to be shot -

CYCLOPS: "I refuse to perform this script! It's a complete bastardization of my origin!"
WOLVERINE: "You'll perform this bastardization of your origin or you'll get Joel Schumacher treatment!"
CYCLOPS: "What's the difference?"

Superman's reaction to Breakdown -

SUPERMAN: "So Cyclops was a worthless emo loser all his life who needed Jean just to be competent at anything because he had no gumption or integrity of his own, yet even with Jean by his side still had latent anger management problems? Who the f*** comes up with this s***?"
LEX LUTHOR: "What do you expect? Do you really expect a show catered to Wolverine fans to treat Cyclops with anything resembling dignity or integrity? That's like expecting Craig Kyle & Chris Yost to do a respectful handling of the Mighty Thor."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, you're right. I think I'll stick with the 90s X-Men series, regardless of its flaws."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GAMBIT: Hey baby, wanna grab a taste of acharming yet somewhat dated roguish anti-hero?

POLANS: No thanks.

 

[Panthro]

GAMBIT: Hey baby, wanna grab a taste of acharming yet somewhat dated roguish anti-hero?

POLANS: No thanks.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Uh... am I the only one getting a Jennifer's Body vibe here?"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh wow. That was... that was... wow."
EMMA: "I think 'that was wow' pretty much covers it."

 

[Mystirious]

JEAN: "Oh wow. That was... that was... wow."
EMMA: "I think 'that was wow' pretty much covers it."

You know I've always shipped Jean/Cyclops but through the power of funny captions you have transformed me into a Jean/Emma shippert:

Well played sir

 

[Mystirious]

Wolverine: HA. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes. I. AM. KIRA. And also...the god of the new world. So...now what are you going to do?

Beast:....this is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Panthro]

You know I've always shipped Jean/Cyclops but through the power of funny captions you have transformed me into a Jean/Emma shippert:

Well played sir

Thank you Mystirious. Your caption was also funny.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh my God, I can't believe I just made love to Lady Gaga."
EMMA: "For the last time I am *NOT* Lady Gaga! And don't even think of making a Paris Hilton joke either! Even I'm not that sleazy!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: It was you, wasn´t it?! You got Bryan Singer out of X-Men: First Class! YOu can´t let us have anything good if you´re not there, can you?
WOLVERINE: You´re being paranoid, bub. How could I possibly arrange schedules in a way to get all the necessary 17 days of coinciding shooting days so that he couldn´t make it to direct both that and the other movie he was committed with?

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: It was you, wasn´t it?! You got Bryan Singer out of X-Men: First Class! YOu can´t let us have anything good if you´re not there, can you?
WOLVERINE: You´re being paranoid, bub. How could I possibly arrange schedules in a way to get all the necessary 17 days of coinciding shooting days so that he couldn´t make it to direct both that and the other movie he was committed with?