Oooooohhhh Nnnnooooooo!!!!!!!

[Apollo]

sounds like ****, since they are making fun of pirates, mother ****ers,

 

[Max J Power]

I was thinking that too and what movie is the first orphan supposed to be from? Don't recognize that one.

The Da Vinci Code. Which I wouldn't really think of as epic either.

 

[Mr. Credible]

this news is so bad it makes me want to piss myself...

 

[Matt]

The people who wrote That piece of crap movie '"Date Movie" Have another movie coming out early next year called "Epic Movie"

Are these guys so damn dumb they can't think of any other title for there crappy movies? They shuld call it "Crappy Movie"

Here is a subplot of this so called movie.

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White B*tch of Gnarnia.

And it stars Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge

How did these morons get the money to make another movie. When Date Movie is one of the all time worst movies ever!

That sounds horrible. Still, I bet if Jessica Alba signed on you would be singing it's praises

 

[Sloth7d]

I'm so happy.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That sounds horrible. Still, I bet if Jessica Alba signed on you would be singing it's praises

No it's already filmning for a Januar release date. So know i wouldn't. DM was pure crap and so will this be.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Well, at least they're having the good sense to release it in January. That month is where movies go to die.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

The people who wrote That piece of crap movie '"Date Movie" Have another movie coming out early next year called "Epic Movie"

Are these guys so damn dumb they can't think of any other title for there crappy movies? They shuld call it "Crappy Movie"

Here is a subplot of this so called movie.

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White B*tch of Gnarnia.

And it stars Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge

How did these morons get the money to make another movie. When Date Movie is one of the all time worst movies ever!

Yes! Another mindless popcorn movie to feast my eyes on...thanks, J. No, seriously...

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

No it's already filmning for a Januar release date. So know i wouldn't. DM was pure crap and so will this be.

English that wasn't properly might.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

This sounds like crap the more I think about it.
It's just going to be kore dick and fart jokes that do't propel the story. Sure, it's a parody film, but look at Airplane!/Flying High. That didn't have dick and fart jokes plodded in there randomly. It had funny (I mean funny, something these two don't know about) joke that also propelled the story. If they worked on having well-done joke that went into the story cleverly, then the movie would be better.

 

[Sloth7d]

Also, Scarymovie 1 and two were good parodies, and they didn't need random fart joke either.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Look, everyone, this is a parody film, Epic Movie.

Don't expect it to be Oscar-winning. You keep thinking of it in that light and it will be crap. Just enjoy it for what it is. If you judged people the way you judge movies you'dall be racist.

 

[Cmill216]

If you judged people the way you judge movies you'dall be racist.

Then slap my momma and call me a member of the Cinema KKK.

 

[zer00]

wow...I've lost even more hope for humanity.

 

[Fran]

....Why?

I'm almost about to cry because the money could be spent elsewhere.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

It's porbably no more than $20-25 million. My friends and I are looking forward to it, however. I said 'If Jennifer Coolidge is the White B*tch, I'm so seeing it!"

One of my friends and I worship Jennifer Coolidge. She's the balls.

 

[Kanon]

and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community.

I just hope Marvel and Fox use their powers for good rather than evil just this time and stop this **** from happening

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

You know Fox would never do something like that, judging from past experiences.