Pants to Show Off the Manhood

[Warhammer]

Curiosity, I guess.

*Inner male chauvinist impulse*

You should have made eye contact with her then said "You tryna dome me up or what?"

 

[terry78]

Contrary to popular believe, showing off your balls and schlong is not the male equivalent to a woman showing off her boobs. It's just plain trashy. Women start with the eyes and go down, whereas men start with the crotch and go up, but unfortunately a lot of men don't realize this and mistakenly believe that women view them the same way they view women. That's why pants like these exist-- they are being marketed towards shallow men who believe that women are as shallow as they are.

In general, women do not want to see a stranger's bulge, and if anything it's just going to turn them off. For most women, seeing your bulge before they've made up their mind whether or not they like walking into the bathroom after a stranger takes a dump and then finding out that he didn't flush. To them, it just seems gross and they don't want to see that.

Besides, women will look at a dude's ass before they look at his balls.

 

[Warhammer]

Ugh. I hate wearing tight clothing of any kind but pants are the worst. Even more, the place that I want to feel tightness the least is the man land area. No thank you.

I don't know about you, but it is SO awkward when I wear my jeans and I'm sitting down somewhere (whether it's in class, church, etc) and my junk is just kinda visibly chillin there....and there's people sitting all next to me. When this happens, I do the ole' pull the shirt/jacket down a bit to cover it up.

 

[Lantern Venom]

I don't know about you, but it is SO awkward when I wear my jeans and I'm sitting down somewhere (whether it's in class, church, etc) and my junk is just kinda visibly chillin there....and there's people sitting all next to me. When this happens, I do the ole' pull the shirt/jacket down a bit to cover it up.

I know exactly what you mean! A few years ago, I began buying knee-length, extra baggy shorts for the gym because I got so self-conscious when I was stretching, particularly doing splits. It is very awkward to look up and see women--and sometimes men--staring at you when you have your thighs wide open.

 

[AndThePickles]

Contrary to popular believe, showing off your balls and schlong is not the male equivalent to a woman showing off her boobs. It's just plain trashy. Women start with the eyes and go down, whereas men start with the crotch and go up, but unfortunately a lot of men don't realize this and mistakenly believe that women view them the same way they view women. That's why pants like these exist-- they are being marketed towards shallow men who believe that women are as shallow as they are.

In general, women do not want to see a stranger's bulge, and if anything it's just going to turn them off. For most women, seeing your bulge before they've made up their mind whether or not they like walking into the bathroom after a stranger takes a dump and then finding out that he didn't flush. To them, it just seems gross and they don't want to see that.

Haha, tell me more about my gender, please Sorry, that just made me chuckle (I'm assuming you're male).

While it is not the male equivalent of cleavage, a woman WILL notice if someone has a visible bulge. And it may easily be the first thing she notices, if it's very apparent. It isn't a matter of shallowness, it's something you sort of can't help but notice. And curiousity does play a factor, in some cases. Not all women start with the face and then look elsewhere...if a man has a hot body, it will usually be noticed first (however, this is in terms of overall build, not 'cause we can see the outline of your penis). We will also stare at another woman's cleavage if it's really out there...not for sexual reasons, just because you can't help but look.

Where you're more on track is the fact that it is usually awkward, not sexy. However, I'm certain that there are plenty of women out there who would appreciate getting a preview of the package. So, it's risky wearing those pants...it will either be an awkward turn-off, or exciting.

Also, FYI to men thinking of wearing these pants: many women will assume you are playing for the other team lol

 

[Catman]

Also, FYI to men thinking of wearing these pants: many women will assume you are playing for the other team lol

In addition, straight guys don't want to see that. Can you imagine having a friend who dresses like that? That's what bothers me the most. It's like when a dude wears sweatpants. I don't want to see your junk flopping all over the place.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Sweatpants are comfortable.

 

[Marx]

People still wear sweatpants?

 

[Gamma Ray]

I like jeans that show off what I got, but they can't be too tight and obvious. There's a happy medium.

Contrary to popular believe, showing off your balls and schlong is not the male equivalent to a woman showing off her boobs. It's just plain trashy. Women start with the eyes and go down, whereas men start with the crotch and go up, but unfortunately a lot of men don't realize this and mistakenly believe that women view them the same way they view women. That's why pants like these exist-- they are being marketed towards shallow men who believe that women are as shallow as they are.

I always found this interesting. We're all kind of gay deep down, aren't we?

 

[Catman]

People still wear sweatpants?

Especially this time of the year.

 

[Warhammer]

I know exactly what you mean! A few years ago, I began buying knee-length, extra baggy shorts for the gym because I got so self-conscious when I was stretching, particularly doing splits. It is very awkward to look up and see women--and sometimes men--staring at you when you have your thighs wide open.

Haha, I know what you mean. I remember in high school PE class, I and just about every other dude wore basketball shorts under our required PE shorts because they only ran past the thigh. I could hardly do sit-ups because i was too busy holding my shorts up.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

No matter what kind of pants I wear, my s*** is gonna show. There's nothing I can do about that and I've been dealing with it since I hit puberty and matured. When I was in Junior High and High School I wore shirts out of my pants to cover it up and when I look back on those pictures now, I always roll my eyes. It wasn't until I got into college that I finally embraced the way I am built and realized that there's nothing wrong with me.

So that being said, I'd totally rock whatever pants Catman is talking about. If they even exist, that is.