I find your lack of pants disturbing

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by The Kid, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. The Kid AMERICA FTW

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    omg it's a pants thread. I want to see how well this works around here. It was a hit years ago on some place I use to go to so I searched for one here and GASP there wasn't one. How could this be? :mad:

    So welcome to the first ShH pants thread. Take any quote from any movie or whatever phrase, title, etc. is related to a movie and replace one of its words with pants.

    :)

    Example: Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them pants... my only pants.

    *If this doesn't fly with you all, I'll understand. I know it's silly, but I enjoy it anyway.
     
  2. Backdrifter Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος

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    There has been a pants thread. If I recall, it had many many pages to it.
     
  3. The Kid AMERICA FTW

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    Where is it? I searched for pants and found a few topics. One was about peeing your pants.
     
  4. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    first place I ever saw a damn pants thread was here. :(
     
  5. Backdrifter Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος

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    This is from years ago. Years and years. Before your time, young Wilhelm.
     
  6. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    I meant, I saw a pants thread, already, ages ago, here, at the Hype, as you said. :)

    I lurked all the way back before Spider-Man came out, btw.
     
  7. Backdrifter Ἐν ἀρχῇ ἦν ὁ λόγος

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    Oh, I misread.

    I was a lurker as well. Back in the Spider-Man Hype days. We are not so different after all, Mr. Scream. Not so different after all.

    *twidles thumbs*
     
  8. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    I hate pants threads. There's no point to it. Even on a board where pointless topics are the norm.
     
  9. Katsuro Registered

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    "When someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the pants" - Ra's al Ghul.
     
  10. thealiasman2000 Registered

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    Great, a Hype thread for kindergarden children...
     
  11. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    "I'll suck your pants for a thousand dollars" - The Big Lebowski
     
  12. D'Artagnan Registered

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    Okay, let's do this quickly....

    "Luke, I am your pants."

    "Pants? Why did it have to be pants?"

    "Dry pants, shaken, not stirred."

    "Well, this isn't Mission Difficult, Mr Pants, this is Mission Impossible."
     
  13. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! - Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan (yeah, it was lame)

    "People shouldn't be afraid of their pants, pants should be afraid of their people" - V For Vendetta
     
  14. D'Artagnan Registered

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    "Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell pants, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

    "Smile, you pants of a *****."
     
  15. Elijya Registered

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    now class, this is an example of what we call "redundant"
     
  16. Timstuff Registered

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    "Say hello to my little pants!"

    "What we have here is a lack of pants."

    "Now, release your anger. Only your pants can destroy me!"
     
  17. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your pants clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

    "The name's Pants. James Pants" - The O07 movies.

    "King Kong Ain't Got Nothin' On Pants! - Training Days

    "Well I'm a pants laying mother*****er, mother*****er" - Pulp Fiction

    "You wanna get pants? C'mon, let's get pants" - Batman

    "Hasta Lavista, pants" - T2

    "I wish I knew how to quit pants!" - Brokeback Mountain
     
  18. 블라스 Registered

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    I find anyone's lack of pants disturbing :(

    (I know that's not the way to do this, but hey)
     
  19. The Kid AMERICA FTW

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    Back to the Pants-

    "Doc, you built a pants machine... out of a Delorean?"

    "Well I figured if you're going to travel through time you might as well do it with some pants."

    Revenge of the Pants-

    "Ha ha ha... time to abandon pants!"

    "You foooooooooooooooooooool. I was trained in your jedi pants by Count Dookuuuuuuuuu! ha ha ha"

    "My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count."

    "Ah ha, Double the pants, double the fall..."

    "Well have you noticed their pants are still up?"

    "Sorry Master."

    "The attempt on my pants has left me scarred..."

    "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Pants Empire!!! For a safe and secure society."

    Harry Potter and the Pants of fire-

    "I never had much time for pants."

    "Harry! I'd almost forgotten you were here. Standing on the pants of my father. I'd introduce you but word has it you're almost as famous as me these days. The boy, who lived. How lies have fed your legend Harry. Shall I reveal what really happened that night thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my pants? It was love. You see when dear sweet Lily Potter gave her pants for her only son she provided the ultimate protection. I could not touch you. It was old pants, something I should have forseen. But no matter, no matter. Things have changed, I can touch pants, now!
     
  20. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    You took the joke away from me.:D
     
  21. The Kid AMERICA FTW

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    Lord of the Pants
    ;)

    "Whoever holds the pants gets to speak."

    (ha ha, fooled you.)
     
  22. Timstuff Registered

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    "Im king of the pants!"

    "Wicked hobbitses stole our pants..."

    "You're going to have to make a choice. In one hand you'll have Morpheus's pants, and in the other your own."
     
  23. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of there pants and i can't do that as Bruce wayne.."
     
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    The greatest one ever...

    "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought"
     
  25. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    "There was a pants-fight!" ~Boondock Saints

    "Today for you, tomorrow for pants." ~Rent

    "There are some who would call me... Pants." ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    "They wish to pants us, but I saw WE are the pants!" ~X3
     

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