Parts I and II (Spoiler Thread)

[DarthSkywalker]

Threepio!!!!!!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Obi-Wan's dreams are so...technicolor compared to the look of this show, it's actually jarring.

Do Jedi Dream in Technicolor?

The answer is yes.

 

[Snow Queen]

Leia's always been a cold-blooded killer with the sass, I see.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

"One day this planet will look to you Leia."

Weeeeelllllll

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Leia's always been a cold-blooded killer with the sass, I see.

She ate his face.

 

[Snow Queen]

She ate his face.

That boy will never be the same.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Kid Leia shouldn't be this much better an actress then Third Sister.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

"One day this planet will look to you Leia."

Weeeeelllllll

Alderaan's not a place. It's a people.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Flea of all people?1?!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Wait, is Obi-Wan going to have to save Leia off planet? Really?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Gonna be honest, PG-13 lynchings don't really capture the vibe.

 

[flickchick85]

I don't know why it never even occurred to me that we might see young Leia in this show, but I'm so here for it! Alderaan.

Really reminds me of Druidia. Spaceballs nailed it.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I don't know why it never even occurred to me that we might see young Leia in this show, but I'm so here for it! Alderaan.

Really reminds me of Druidia. Spaceballs nailed it.

They abandoned the boy for the girl! ****ing woke politics ruining Star Wars!!!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

They have R2. Just send him after her.

 

[Snow Queen]

They have R2. Just send him after her.

It's too late, they pulled all the prequel gadgets out of him already.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I am enjoying this, but I don't think any Disney Star Wars has felt this, "EU" before.

 

[flickchick85]

Damn, Joel Edgerton is doing a great job channeling the original Owen actor. It's kinda spooky.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Obi-Wan is basically Rey. And please tell me Anakin's is in there....

 

[DarthSkywalker]

ORIGNAL STAR WARS SKYWALKER GRAFLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Hope no one spots the lightsaber you decided to wear on your ****ing belt.

 

[Snow Queen]

Hope no one spots the lightsaber you decided to wear on your ****ing belt.

Tatooine's an open carry planet.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

That's a new LF logo, right?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So he's going to save both kids. Vader will end up closes to Luke. By the Force, they are actually doing this.

 

[DKDetective]

The sound of my wife's breast pumps running in the background is giving this a ton of atmosphere while we cue up the episode... It's like Vader is lurking in the background.

 

[Snow Queen]

Giving me the clone representation I seek.