Paula Abdul breaks nose after avoiding stepping on her dog

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070522/ap_on_en_tv/people_paula_abdul

 

[PhotoJones]

Yeah, I heard about this on the radio this morning. Somehow, I don't think that's what really happened...

 

[Immortalfire]

She probably got run over by Randy, after he saw a sandwich.

 

[Mee]

R.I.P. Paula Abdul's nose.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

GaaaahDayum!

She is like...the most accident-prone chick evah.

 

[PhotoJones]

^ That's what happens when you are never sober.

 

[Philly Phanboy]

You should add a poll here, Terry.

Something like: Who actually believes Paula's excuse vs those who think Paula busted her nose while binge drinking.

 

[Halcohol]

^ That's what happens when you are never sober.

Truer words have never been written.

 

[kane9321]

she was probably drunk and stumbled..lol

 

[PhotoJones]

she was probably drunk and stumbled..lol

No, she was probably just drunk. Period.

 

[Caliber]

This is funny news but it could happen many different ways.

 

[Darthphere]

"I tired to avoid stepping on my dog and accidentally fell on a vodka bottle."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Choked on a Pretzel
Tried To Avoid Dog
Suffering from Exhaustion
Whatever you want to call it...

I broke my toe falling down our stairs 'cause a dumbass roommate left mail on the stairs (and I was seeing double drunk when I slipped on that mail).

 

[Canadian Rider]

"Paula Abdul Breaks nose falling up stairs drunk," just doesn't have the same ring to it though lads.

 

[Ice-man]

i call bs on trying to avoid the dog, paulas madd ****in tiny, she wouldnt have hurt the dog much.

she deffinitly chuged a ****load of alcohal, tryed doing something stupid, and fell down a flight of stairs or some ****, thats what im gettin out of it from the bruise discriptions.

 

[PhotoJones]

i call bs on trying to avoid the dog, paulas madd ****in tiny, she wouldnt have hurt the dog much.

she deffinitly chuged a ****load of alcohal, tryed doing something stupid, and fell down a flight of stairs or some ****, thats what im gettin out of it from the bruise discriptions.

Holy crap, dude. You're either drunk, yourself or six years old. Grammar and spelling are your friends.

 

[Darthphere]

Holy crap, dude. You're either drunk, yourself or six years old. Grammar and spelling are your friends.

Funny enough, grammar and spelling hate each other though.

 

[PhotoJones]

Funny enough, grammar and spelling hate each other though.

Irrelevant.

Regardless of the love loss between Grammar and Spelling, that kid lacks skills in both.

 

[Kmack]

There goes her public image...****ing alcoholic

 

[PhotoJones]

There goes her public image...****ing alcoholic

Her public image walked out on her years ago, dude.

 

[JP]

More excuses for her to be on "pain killers".

 

[Ice-man]

Irrelevant.

Regardless of the love loss between Grammar and Spelling, that kid lacks skills in both.

goddd how many times do i have to go over this, everyone here knows im elliterate (how ever thats spelled)

 

[chaseter]

Her public image walked out on her years ago, dude.

No, her public image stumbled out about a year ago and then threw up and went to rehab with Lindsay's, Tera's, Britney's, Paris', and Ashley Olsen's public image. They have all yet to rejoin.

 

[Halcohol]

No, her public image stumbled out about a year ago and then threw up and went to rehab with Lindsay's, Tera's, Britney's, Paris', and Ashley Olsen's public image. They have all yet to rejoin.

And yet... life goes on.

 

[zanos]

It seems like she's the type of drunk that gets hurt when they drink too much.