People who need help, need help cause they're dumb

[Mee]

Mmm-hmm.


I happened upon some call-in help show on the radio last night, hosted by the genius that is Dawson McCallister. Yeah, I dunno who he is either. Now, maybe I'm a bad person, but I found this show entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

Like they play these sound clips of "I loves your show! I can always relate to the kids who call!"

Mine would be "I love your show, the stupidity is hilarious!"


Really. These people are dumb. And Dawson? He's like Dr. Phil trying to act hip and cool.


"Yeah Dawson, I'm 19...and I have this...girl problem."

"Right. How old is the girl man?"

"49."

*funny awkward silence*

"Is this a prank? Are you punking me?"

"It's no prank."

"Wow."


I wish I could remember some of the really funny stuff, but I can't. Anyone else ever hear this show? Am I a bad person? Will Batman and Robin escape in time?

Discuss.

 

[taskmaster]

Batman and Robin always escape in time for desert, they love those delicious hostess fruit pies.

 

[LexCorp]

Radio presenters put their foot in their mouth a lot due to the constant need to spill verbal trash over the air time. They make more mistakes than any other presenter types out there. This is also not helped buy the fact that the callers are also stupid.

 

[jaguarr]

Let's face it; anyone named "Dawson" has a built in credibility problem.

jag

 

[Mee]

Let's face it; anyone named "Dawson" has a built in credibility problem.

jag

Heh.


I remember one of the other callers now. This 13 year old kid, called cause he got busted for breaking and entering. He was tired of his family living like they did, so he wanted to help bring in some cash.

Kid: At first I tried mowing lawns, but I just...couldn't do it.

Dawson: So you decided to steal?

Kid: Yeah.

Dawson: Well I'm glad you're a pretty lousy thief!


Haha, so true Dawson. When the kid got busted, all he had stolen was a cell phone. A cell phone, really? That's what's gonna help your family?

Noob.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Heh.


I remember one of the other callers now. This 13 year old kid, called cause he got busted for breaking and entering. He was tired of his family living like they did, so he wanted to help bring in some cash.

Kid: At first I tried mowing lawns, but I just...couldn't do it.

Dawson: So you decided to steal?

Kid: Yeah.

Dawson: Well I'm glad you're a pretty lousy thief!


Haha, so true Dawson. When the kid got busted, all he had stolen was a cell phone. A cell phone, really? That's what's gonna help your family?

Noob.

Was the caller Hades?

 

[Mee]

Was the caller Hades?

Hmm.

Does Hades live in Cleveland and sound like a girl?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought he tried stealing trinkets to bust into the next highest tax bracket and save his family.

 

[KormanRogers]

I thought he tried stealing trinkets to bust into the next highest tax bracket and save his family.

Sounds like a crappy ABC Saturday morning movie from the 80's.

 

[Mee]

I thought he tried stealing trinkets to bust into the next highest tax bracket and save his family.

I've heard nothing of this.

 

[xGEMSKIx]

why are people who need help dumb ?

 

[Gilpesh]

why are people who need help dumb ?

Exactly.

 

[xGEMSKIx]

everyone needs help at some point.

 

[Gilpesh]

No. I meant you answered your own question.

 

[Carcharodon]

Batman and Robin always escape in time for desert, they love those delicious hostess fruit pies.

They always escape in time for a dry, hot climate?

 

[xGEMSKIx]

how did i?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Heh.


I remember one of the other callers now. This 13 year old kid, called cause he got busted for breaking and entering. He was tired of his family living like they did, so he wanted to help bring in some cash.

Kid: At first I tried mowing lawns, but I just...couldn't do it.

Dawson: So you decided to steal?

Kid: Yeah.

Dawson: Well I'm glad you're a pretty lousy thief!


Haha, so true Dawson. When the kid got busted, all he had stolen was a cell phone. A cell phone, really? That's what's gonna help your family?

Noob.

"I...can't...do this."