Pet camel kills woman 'trying to have sex'

[Victarion]

^ Did he really?

 

[R0rschach]

I figured that fit a little better.

Bow-chica-bow-bow...

Did it have one hump or two?

jag

Repeat offender!

worst. gift. ever.

DAMN YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME LMAO!!!!!

 

[JP]

Pfft. I bet she was a flirt.

 

[Ghostvirus]

*Puts death by Camel rape on list ways to avoid dieing*

I can't believe I needed to add that to my list.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Did it have one hump or two?

jag

Genius! t:

 

[Victarion]

Wonder what the kids would've looked like?

 

[Drakon]

Did it have one hump or two?

jag

That's it. Close thread.

 

[Fledermaus]

I found a picture of the perpetrator:

He was all jacked up on nicotine and snapped.

 

[Abaddon]

I knew he was a predator!


edit: Damn you, Fledermaus!

 

[JP]

Bwahahahaha.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Bwa haha...that is awesome.

 

[Victarion]

Guess its true: Once you go cammel, you gonna need a wheelchair...if it doesn't kill ya.

 

[DOG LIPS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU

Conan has ways of dealing with rapists.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU

Conan has ways of dealing with rapists.

LMFAO...t:

 

[Honey Vibe]

It was 330? To be honest, I don't understand why the woman died. The only way 330 lbs could crush anyone, is in the form of a heavy boulder dropped on the head.

 

[dpm07]

^ Did he really?

Yes. He is raped by monkeys in an upcoming Uwe Boll film. I've heard it is relatively graphic, too.

 

[Prognosticator]

*Camel Toe Joke*

Check.

*Hump Joke*

Check.

*Shock & Awe Reaction*

Check.


....I have nothing to contribute.

 

[LexCorp]

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Yes. He is raped by monkeys in an upcoming Uwe Boll film. I've heard it is relatively graphic, too.

wha???

 

[LexCorp]

*Camel Toe Joke*

Check.

*Hump Joke*

Check.

*Shock & Awe Reaction*

Check.


....I have nothing to contribute.

LOL

 

[taskmaster]

This was so disappointing, I thought she was going to try to force the camel to have sex with her.

 

[LexCorp]

This was so disappointing, I thought she was going to try to force the camel to have sex with her.

So nasty. Do you think the camel came?

 

[kane9321]

good lord

 

[LexCorp]

Gross overload?

 

[jaguarr]

Just remember, kane, camels spit but they don't swallow.

jag