Pimp my signature!

[Matt]

Listen up people! By moderator order, my signature must be changed (apparently it is against Hype rules to insinuate all Christians are *****e bags, who'd of thunk it?).At any rate, this puts me in an interesting spot. I need a new signature. You have until 6 am, on sunday, June 18th to pimp my signature. In other words, whoever comes up with the best new signature, wins their quote in my sig.

What? You don't like the prize. Tough ****

NOW PIMP MY SIGNATURE MY LITTLE MINIONS!

 

[Skullbearer]

Disgusting .....

 

[Matt]

Disgusting .....

I award you no points.

 

[Tangled Web]

What was your old sig?

 

[DareDemon]

Didn't it say something like most Superman fans are *****ebags, so there's one similarity between Superman fans and Christians? As a Christian, I can say that that statement is true (then again, if they're *****ebags, they're probably not real Christians).

EDIT: I suggest something like "DareDemon was here."

 

[Ben Urich]

Are Presidential quotes okay?
"I do not find in modern Christianity [...] one redeeming feature."
- Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Skullbearer]

I award you no points.

Well, thank Jesus that I don't care ....

Maybe I should put in my signature that I think all non-christians are *****e bags but that would be quite .... well .... non-christian of me. Hmm.

 

[Mr.Webs]

A rabbi, a duck, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says, "Hey, is this a joke?"

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh yeah, thanks Dare.

How about

Bring me everyone.
everyone?
EVE-RY-ONE!

 

[Matt]

Well, thank Jesus that I don't care ....

Maybe I should put in my signature that I think all non-christians are *****e bags but that would be quite .... well .... non-christian of me. Hmm.

To be fair, I am a catholic. Therefore my hate of Christians is allowed and justified

 

[Matt]

Are Presidential quotes okay?
"I do not find in modern Christianity [...] one redeeming feature."
- Thomas Jefferson.

I like that, I'm moving you into the finals.

 

[Ben Urich]

I like that, I'm moving you into the finals.

Cool.
Jefferson was the quintessential American. Dude's awesome

 

[DareDemon]

Well, thank Jesus that I don't care ....

Maybe I should put in my signature that I think all non-christians are ***** bags but that would be quite .... well .... non-christian of me. Hmm.

Yeah that's true too. I don't even get why people feel the need to attack Christians. We have something to lose by shedding our faith. I mean, convincing someone not to be a Christian could lead them into going to hell (assuming Christianity is true), as opposed to people being convinced to be Christians just wasting their time (assuming Christianity isn't real). Now I dunno about anyone else, but I think it'd be a good idea to practice the religion if you think it's even possible God exists, cause I'd rather waste some time on Earth than spend forever in hell. That's why I don't get it.

Not to mention, why do athiests care so much? If they don't believe in God, why do they have to say how stupid Christians are, that it's a fairy tale, etc? Why can't they just live life ignoring it? I've seen a person with a sig saying "THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS FLAT LOOK!" and then has a sig (the thing was taken way out of context anyway). Why would he waste his time if he's an athiest? What pleasure does it bring him to convert people away from Christianity? What I'm saying is, Christians try to convert people out of love because heaven=good and hell=bad (although Christians shouldn't bug the crap out of people, just give them chances), but athiests try to convert people.....I don't even know why.

Sorry, I just kinda went on a rant.

 

[Man-Thing]

To be fair, I am a catholic. Therefore my hate of Christians is allowed and justified

by who?

 

[Skullbearer]

Matt, I would say you are quite disturbed but sometimes people get upset when other people state the obvious ....

 

[DareDemon]

Oh yeah, thanks Dare.

How about

Bring me everyone.
everyone?
EVE-RY-ONE!

No prob

 

[Matt]

by who?

God. Otherwise he wouldn't have created the Catholic church

People need to lighten up. This isn't a serious thread.

 

[DareDemon]

To be fair, I am a catholic. Therefore my hate of Christians is allowed and justified

Hahaha rivalry of Catholics and Christians. We're both worship the same God, just in such a slightly different manner, who cares, we're both going to heaven!

 

[Tangled Web]

DareDemon just sayed exactly how I feel about athiests. That may be for another thread, but you are becoming one of my fav posters.

 

[Matt]

Hahaha rivalry of Catholics and Christians. We're both worship the same God, just in such a slightly different manner, who cares, we're both going to heaven!

Thats not what my bible says

(note to self: Throw holy water in my eyes for having read something a......EWWWWW...Christian posted.)

 

[Skullbearer]

People need to lighten up. This isn't a serious thread.

Whew .... thats a relief to know. I was about to report this thread to the CIA and the FBI ....

 

[Matt]

DareDemon just sayed exactly how I feel about athiests. That may be for another thread, but you are becoming one of my fav posters.

He's growing on me too.

 

[DareDemon]

DareDemon just sayed exactly how I feel about athiests. That may be for another thread, but you are becoming one of my fav posters.

Awesome. I've been here for like 3 years and no one has even recognized my existence.

 

[Skullbearer]

Hahaha rivalry of Catholics and Christians. We're both worship the same God, just in such a slightly different manner, who cares, we're both going to heaven!

Here, here!

 

[Mr.Webs]

How about this quote?

'If one wishes to be remembered, either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about.'

Benjamin Franklin