Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[jaguarr]

So...whats my totem?

Lobo, The Spirits rejoice as they let you know that you too have your place in the grand scheme of things, for your totem is the termite:

You have an insatiable appetite. Mostly for wood. In fact, you regularly ingest several times your body weight in wood on a daily basis. You are highly concerned about social order and dislike it when people step outside their place in that order. You work best within a matriarchal construct. Women intimidate you but you find this exciting. Though you generally don't intend it, your behavior is often destructive towards others and they resent you for it. Many attempts will be made on your life. Your natural enemy is the Orkin Man.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Alright Jag, I'd like mine too.

BadgerPhil, you would think that this would be an obvious one for you, but alas, The Spirits have seen that your totem is the three spine stickleback:

Your wife is truly a lucky woman for, like your namesake, you have built a nest for her to be comfortable in and encouraged her to lay eggs. You are aggressively defensive of your offspring, whom are the apple of your eye. You do well in moderate climates, preferring that it be neither too hot nor too cold. For you, your family is your life.

jag

 

[Badger]

BadgerPhil, you would think that this would be an obvious one for you, but alas, The Spirits have seen that your totem is the three spine stickleback:

Your wife is truly a lucky woman for, like your namesake, you have built a nest for her to be comfortable in and encouraged her to lay eggs. You are aggressively defensive of your offspring, whom are the apple of your eye. You do well in moderate climates, preferring that it be neither too hot nor too cold. For you, your family is your life.

jag

Jag, that couldn't have been more spot on.

 

[jaguarr]

I need to know.

tzarinna, like your username your totem represents true nobility to the Russian people for The Spirits have seen in you the Russian Brown Bear:

Along with your deceptive strength and speed, you have incredible stamina. This has caused you to nearly kill several past lovers. You are a primarily nocturnal creature and winter time sees a huge dip in activity for you overall. You have a fairly large territory and love to roam, never staying in one place for very long. You live a largely solitary life which suits you just fine. Life for you is about the hunt and seeing as many different places as you can, anyway. You're an omnivore and will eat just about damn near anything if the mood strikes you. Your natural enemy is Stephen Colbert.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

hahah, I'd like mine too please.

Tangled Web, The Spirits hope that you will finally understand your own inquisitive and playful nature now that they have revealed to you that your totem is the spider monkey:

You live your life in the trees, rarely if ever grounded. You are fascinated by things that you don't understand or have never seen before, sometimes to your own detriment. Because of this you can sometimes be gullible and easily fooled or put into danger. Sex is one of your primary motivators in life but your hyperactive nature can make it difficult for you to find a mate. In the meantime, though, you have a strong support system of other males that are in the same boat as yourself. There is very little you will not do for a banana or a peanut. You are a highly social creature despite self-grooming not being a priority for you. Your natural enemy is the Emerald Tree Boa.

jag

 

[Greenhorn]

I Love Spider Monkeys!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Uh...sure Jag, tell me what my Totem is.

ShadowBoxing, an amazement to The Spirits you are for your totem is the cheetah:

Athletic, fast and agile, your body and mind are a testament to true predatory and mercurial prowess. Unfortunately you are only able to sustain any level of intensity for no more than 45 seconds, which has lead to many disappointed lovers in your lifetime, though they may have been kind and not said anything to you about it. Life is all about the hunt for you, preferring to find the most efficient way to get things done that you can so that you will have more time available to you to lay around and conserve your energy. When you get overly hot you pant like a dog which makes other cats wonder if you're right in the head. You are highly social with other males of your species and mark your territory often, which has gotten you barred from quite a few social gatherings. Primarily a carnivore, you would not be above eating your own young if you had any. Your natural enemy is the hyena.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Oh mighty Jag, what is my totem?

caretaker14, celebrate for you share the skies with The Spirits as your totem the flying ant:

A good soldier, you are an elite member of your kinds' air force. You have a strong sense of duty and a commitment to service, wishing to defend your people from all enemies. You thrive in a structured environment where roles and responsibilities are clearly defined and there are repercussions for those who step out of line. Your community is your life and without them you would be lost. Your natural enemies are birds. All birds.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

What am I, jag?!
What is my totem?

Warhammer, don't play dead for The Spirits wish not to frighten you or your totem the possum:

A gentle, often misunderstood creature, you can appear to be a nasty customer if angered or provoked making a big ruckus in the hopes that your opponent won't take you up on your challenge and discover that you are in actuality a very poor fighter. When puffing your chest out, hissing and growling fail, your preferred tactic for dealing with conflict is to pretend you are dead and hope that it goes away. You are an extremely clean creature not just in personal hygiene matters but in your surroundings. To the point that many suspect that you might have mild OCD. You'll eat just about anything but have a particular fondness for catfood. You are primarily nocturnal when left to your own devices. Your natural enemy is Taiwarriorz.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

What am i?Who am i?

Jourmugand, The Spirits have seen the essence of the kakapo in you:

You are a rare and strange bird indeed. Flightless and heavy, you are extremely well grounded. Food plays a major role in your life. You are a creature of habit, preferring to do the same things over and over again no matter how fruitless or redundant it may seem to others. You are primarily a nocturnal creature and when you feel threatened you freeze entirely and pray that nobody notices you, which usually doesn't work despite your insistence that it does. You natural enemies are Polynesians.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

tzarinna, like your username your totem represents true nobility to the Russian people for The Spirits have seen in you the Russian Brown Bear:

Along with your deceptive strength and speed, you have incredible stamina. This has caused you to nearly kill several past lovers. You are a primarily nocturnal creature and winter time sees a huge dip in activity for you overall. You have a fairly large territory and love to roam, never staying in one place for very long. You live a largely solitary life which suits you just fine. Life for you is about the hunt and seeing as many different places as you can, anyway. You're an omnivore and will eat just about damn near anything if the mood strikes you. Your natural enemy is Stephen Colbert.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Whenever you get the chance man.

Bill, The Spirits admire the way you float through life much like your totem the bumblebee:

Fuzzy and adorable, almost like a flying teddy bear, you fly wherever the wind will take you. Your serene approach to life belies the nasty sting you carry and people should take care not to get on your bad side. You are a very social creature and readily and happily acquiesce to the matriarch figure in your life, preferring that she guide things in your relationship. You look for win-win situations with others, preferring to work within a more cooperative framework whenever possible. It's ironic that a creature such as yourself with poor hearing would inspire Rimsky-Korsakov to write such a famous piece of music in your honor. The popular Transformers series of toys and cartoons also have a character inspired by your totem.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I'll give this a shot, what's my totem?

The Iron Fist, The Spirits are impressed with the pugilistic skills of your totem, the kangaroo:

Nature's natural puncher and kicker, you're quite at home walloping the crap out of someone. Unfortunately this has you being hunted by quite a few men with guns. You bounce everywhere you go, which some people find a bit annoying but you can't help this because you have very large feet that make it impossible for you to walk normally. You also never get invited to pool parties because you take playful dunking too far and have drowned several of your playmates this way. Family is important to you. Your natural enemy is the truck.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Well jag already owns three of my souls so why the hell not. Who do I have to kill to get this exclusive deal?

BAH HUMBUG!, The Spirits would love a fur coat made of you for your totem is the ocelot:

You're a very solitary animal, seeking companionship only when you are ready to mate. Highly nocturnal, you prefer to sleep during the day and hunt at night. You are extremely territorial and will fight, even to the death, to protect what you have deemed is yours. You're primarily a carnivore, though you will eat vegetation if you have absolutely no other options available to you. You are playful and seek ways to amuse yourself during your waking hours. Your natural enemy is Salvador Dali.

jag

 

[Noir]

hey jag, come on man lemme know.

 

[jaguarr]

Dare I ask what mine is?

Kritish, The Spirits tread softly past you as they whisper that your totem is the Western Diamondback Rattlesnake:

You are not a very easy person to get close to, often keeping others at bay with the promise that they'll get bit if they do. You're highly excitable and aggressive though you'd prefer to just be left alone in all actuality. You are extremely sensitive to temperature changes and have a keen sense of smell and taste. Your eyesight's not so good. You prefer warmer temperatures and don't at all like the cold. Your natural enemy is the bald eagle.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

hey jag, come on man lemme know.

I'm going through these in the order in which they were requested. I'll get to you when I get to you. :heart:

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Jag, take me

Honey Vibe, your leadership skills are admired by The Spirits who have great respect for your totem the Africanized Queen Bee:

A genetic experiment gone out of control, the secret to your power is in your natural scent which you wield masterfully to manipulate and control your minions. You are a born leader who is able to organize others to do your bidding almost effortlessly. Those who don't obey you fear you for your wrath can be devastatingly painful. You are likely to have a large number of children in your lifetime and will become homebound in your later years.

jag

 

[unstoppable]

I'm in I guess

 

[Warhammer]

Warhammer, don't play dead for The Spirits wish not to frighten you or your totem the possum:

A gentle, often misunderstood creature, you can appear to be a nasty customer if angered or provoked making a big ruckus in the hopes that your opponent won't take you up on your challenge and discover that you are in actuality a very poor fighter. When puffing your chest out, hissing and growling fail, your preferred tactic for dealing with conflict is to pretend you are dead and hope that it goes away. You are an extremely clean creature not just in personal hygiene matters but in your surroundings. To the point that many suspect that you might have mild OCD. You'll eat just about anything but have a particular fondness for catfood. You are primarily nocturnal when left to your own devices. Your natural enemy is Taiwarriorz.

jag

Cool. 95% of that is very true.
Btw, Taiwarriorz is probably going to run over me with a truck, or use me as bait.

 

[Kritish]

Kritish, The Spirits tread softly past you as they whisper that your totem is the Western Diamondback Rattlesnake:

You are not a very easy person to get close to, often keeping others at bay with the promise that they'll get bit if they do. You're highly excitable and aggressive though you'd prefer to just be left alone in all actuality. You are extremely sensitive to temperature changes and have a keen sense of smell and taste. Your eyesight's not so good. You prefer warmer temperatures and don't at all like the cold. Your natural enemy is the bald eagle.

jag

Tis true. t:

 

[Warhammer]

Lobo, The Spirits rejoice as they let you know that you too have your place in the grand scheme of things, for your totem is the termite:

You have an insatiable appetite. Mostly for wood. In fact, you regularly ingest several times your body weight in wood on a daily basis. You are highly concerned about social order and dislike it when people step outside their place in that order. You work best within a matriarchal construct. Women intimidate you but you find this exciting. Though you generally don't intend it, your behavior is often destructive towards others and they resent you for it. Many attempts will be made on your life. Your natural enemy is the Orkin Man.

jag

Haha, the Orkin Man.
LMAO.

 

[Speedball]

Jaguarr, What am I?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

awwwww go on im in. whats my totem

 

[jaguarr]

Jaguarr, What am I?

You are an impatient *****e who won't wait his turn!

jag