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[LouFerignoDemon]

Awesome.

 

[Bastila]

Bastila, rejoice in this day for The Spirits smile upon you. They wish you to know that your totem is the hooded seal:

Your sinuses are incredibly elastic and you must be careful when you blow your nose because they will turn inside out and inflate like a rubber ball. This hurts your dating life but makes you fun at parties. You travel very long distances to get your favorite food, which is usually some sort of seafood. You are able to hold your breath for very long periods of time and the ancient Norse worshiped you as a powerful deity. You spend your life always moving forward.

jag

That sucks lol I don't like seafood I hate it lol I can't hold my breath for long lol but you know lol thanks anyway.................

 

[jaguarr]

What is my totem?

farmerfran, your totem is one of the most revered in all the world and The Spirits find it a favorite of theirs. The African Elephant:

You are fiercely loyal to your friends and family. You are large and possess great strength and not one most want to anger, though they will poke and prod you to see how you react. When you do erupt in rage, you do a lot of damage, sometimes irreparably. Though your nose is quite large, you are well loved for it. Throughout history you have proven to be a gallant warrior, most notably helping Hannibal conquer Rome. Your natural enemies are people who want to kill you and cut out your teeth.

jag

 

[Noir]

Jag, give a brother a hook up.

 

[Strange]

Strange, blessed by The Spirits are you, for they are overjoyed that you already know that your totem is the wolf:

You are a dedicated carnivore and very close with your family and friends. You like to roll in the feces of other animals as well as your own and are not above eating it the mood strikes you. Very tied to nature, you're content and at peace when in the woods. City life is a strain on you. People are magnetically drawn to you but fear leaving you alone with small children.

jag

That's a lot better than the sock monkey the old Indian guy told me, but I think he was probably on a mix of peyote and Jack Daniels.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

dr venture, The Spirits hope you know that time is on your side, as your totem is the stalagmite:

Patient and plodding, you are in it for the long haul. You are always growing from your experiences and tend to stick to others of your own kind, though you are not adverse to visits from people outside your group. You are extremely well grounded and dependable. Your family and friends know they can count on you. You have built up a resistance to Chinese Water Torture and women admire you for your phallic nature.

jag

Ha. Basically, women think you're a dick. t:

 

[CyberFaust]

CyberFaust, The Spirits admire your steadfastness for your totem is the African Wild Ass:

Untamed, stubborn and as hairy as an ass could possibly get, you roam free, unfettered and undomesticated. You are a shining example of independence and living life on your own terms. You tend to be highly pungent, even for an ass, which makes people want to avoid you. Your toenails have never been trimmed and when you mate it involves a lot of kicking and biting. Your natural enemy are native African tribesmen who want to put you into bondage and make you carry their sh1t.

jag

ok, could have been better, could have been a lot worst!
mumbles: goddam...at least i didn't get the goddamn pengion slide thing
t:

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

farmerfran, your totem is one of the most revered in all the world and The Spirits find it a favorite of theirs. The African Elephant:

You are fiercely loyal to your friends and family. You are large and possess great strength and not one most want to anger, though they will poke and prod you to see how you react. When you do erupt in rage, you do a lot of damage, sometimes irreparably. Though your nose is quite large, you are well loved for it. Throughout history you have proven to be a gallant warrior, most notably helping Hannibal conquer Rome. Your natural enemies are people who want to kill you and cut out your teeth.

jag

And Tony Jaa will travel continents, kick hundreds of asses, and fight the X Games participants themselves to protect you.

 

[Wolfwood]

That's a lot better than the sock monkey the old Indian guy told me, but I think he was probably on a mix of peyote and Jack Daniels.

Since I'm a Wolf's dick, does that mean we're supposed to be best buddies?

 

[Fran]

farmerfran, your totem is one of the most revered in all the world and The Spirits find it a favorite of theirs. The African Elephant:

You are fiercely loyal to your friends and family. You are large and possess great strength and not one most want to anger, though they will poke and prod you to see how you react. When you do erupt in rage, you do a lot of damage, sometimes irreparably. Though your nose is quite large, you are well loved for it. Throughout history you have proven to be a gallant warrior, most notably helping Hannibal conquer Rome. Your natural enemies are people who want to kill you and cut out your teeth.

jag

That pretty much sums me up perfectly.

Thanks, dude.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

im game for this

 

[chaseter]

What am I...what am I????!!!!

 

[Speedball]

What's my Totem?

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

i know i'm going to regret this.

ok go for it jag.

 

[El ASESINO]

What is my Totem Jag

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I have not gotten a Totem yet.

 

[dr venture]

dr venture, The Spirits hope you know that time is on your side, as your totem is the stalagmite:

Patient and plodding, you are in it for the long haul. You are always growing from your experiences and tend to stick to others of your own kind, though you are not adverse to visits from people outside your group. You are extremely well grounded and dependable. Your family and friends know they can count on you. You have built up a resistance to Chinese Water Torture and women admire you for your phallic nature.

jag

Wow, that's pretty accurate

 

[Sebastos]

Jag, what is my totem?

 

[Whiskey Tango]

When you get time, jag.

Be kind.

 

[Strange]

Since I'm a Wolf's dick, does that mean we're supposed to be best buddies?

We can be friends but not best buddies that spot is saved for the whale's vagina.

 

[cheeto_tits]

Me! Do me!

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Sign me up jag.

 

[Mee]

Bring it!

 

[The IronMan]

Jag, would be so kind telling me what my totem is? Thank you ever so much


Geo

 

[Specter313]

I'd like to know as well.