Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[Greenhorn]

I'm in as well what is mine?

 

[DarthRekal]

get to the TOTEMS!!!!!! t:

 

[Greenhorn]

get to the TOTEMS!!!!!! t:

Agreed! I've been waiting a while now.

 

[jaguarr]

I'll do it after The Spirits have had their morning tea, goddammit!

jag

 

[Greenhorn]

I'll do it after The Spirits have had their morning tea, goddammit!

jag

sorry spirits

 

[Superman79]

Agreed! I've been waiting a while now.

whoa, easy there rookie! You need to remember one thing...no one ever rushes jag...it's bad karma.

That and there are still a line of veteran hypers ahead of ya,

 

[Greenhorn]

whoa, easy there rookie! You need to remember one thing...no one ever rushes jag...it's bad karma.

That and there are still a line of veteran hypers ahead of ya,

I did a take back. Don't want to rush jag or the spirits...I might end up with something like Rice.

 

[Superman79]

I did a take back. Don't want to rush jag or the spirits...I might end up with something like Rice.

Theres no "taksey backseys" t:

Yeah, rice would suck...I was thinking worse though, like dung beetle...yuch.

 

[Duende Verde]

What's mine?

 

[jaguarr]

This looks interesting I want to know hehe.

Bastila, rejoice in this day for The Spirits smile upon you. They wish you to know that your totem is the hooded seal:

Your sinuses are incredibly elastic and you must be careful when you blow your nose because they will turn inside out and inflate like a rubber ball. This hurts your dating life but makes you fun at parties. You travel very long distances to get your favorite food, which is usually some sort of seafood. You are able to hold your breath for very long periods of time and the ancient Norse worshiped you as a powerful deity. You spend your life always moving forward.

jag

 

[Greenhorn]

Cool, your totem will not clash with anything you might wear...

 

[jaguarr]

If my totem is a spider-god, I'm gonna be pissed.

bored, The Spirits smile kindly upon you, for your totem is the Malagasy Giant Hognose Snake:

Your upturned nose gives you a somewhat snobbish appearance and can make it difficult for you to get people to give you a chance. When threatened, you make a lot of noise and put on a good show to frighten your enemy but are mostly harmless. You are not above playing dead or sh1tting on your opponent as a form of defense, however. You have a very advanced sense of taste and smell and a very refined palate as a result. Your favorite meal is lemur.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

sure what the hell

the_ultimate_evil, The Spirits find you a conundrum because while your chosen username insinuates a great propensity for evil, your totem animal is the basilisk lizard, also known as the "Jesus Christ Lizard":

Your friends think you can walk on water and well, it's because you really can. However, you often do things that make them say "Jesus Christ!" and not in a good way. You eat bugs and are entirely too paranoid for your own good. You have webbed feet, which some women find fascinating, and you really need to trim your toenails. You can move very fast when you want, but prefer to camouflage yourself in the sun somewhere and just sleep.

jag

 

[Greenhorn]

Cool snake and lizard, loved that lizard on a PBS special once.

I've decided when I get mine it's either going to be my title or in my sig.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

oooh oooh do me! do me!


and give me my totem too

 

[bored]

bored, The Spirits smile kindly upon you, for your totem is the Malagasy Giant Hognose Snake:

Your upturned nose gives you a somewhat snobbish appearance and can make it difficult for you to get people to give you a chance. When threatened, you make a lot of noise and put on a good show to frighten your enemy but are mostly harmless. You are not above playing dead or sh1tting on your opponent as a form of defense, however. You have a very advanced sense of taste and smell and a very refined palate as a result. Your favorite meal is lemur.

jag

Oh, the irony.

 

[demento]

Hit me.

 

[Sensi]

Would you do mine too, please?

 

[Greenhorn]

Would you do mine too, please?

Oh I'm curious as to what yours will be...

 

[jaguarr]

This sounds like a lovely idea.

Do tell me, Jag.

The Last Meatbag, this day should be one that makes you complete, for The Spirits have reunited you with your totem, the tiger shark:

Tiger Sharks eat meat until they can hold no more in their bellies, where it rots and digests until they then have more room to eat some more. This is why you are compelled to refer to yourself as "meatbag". You probably have lunchmeat rotting inside of you right now. You possess cold emotionless eyes and have bitten many dentists in your time. If you stop swimming you will die. You are highly misunderstood, even by those who dare to venture near you and are prone to violent outbursts for no obvious reason. Porpoises are your mortal enemies.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I know my totem but I'm curious if you do as well.

Strange, blessed by The Spirits are you, for they are overjoyed that you already know that your totem is the wolf:

You are a dedicated carnivore and very close with your family and friends. You like to roll in the feces of other animals as well as your own and are not above eating it the mood strikes you. Very tied to nature, you're content and at peace when in the woods. City life is a strain on you. People are magnetically drawn to you but fear leaving you alone with small children.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I'd like to see my Totem, if you have time.

Wolfwood, The Spirits are surprised that you do not know your totem. It should be obvious from your user title. Your totem is a wolf penis:

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You are dependable and always there. A true friend. You turn wet and pink when you are excited and tend to lose more water than you take in. You are very hairy and sometimes itchy.

jag

 

[DorkyFresh]

DorkyFresh, The Spirits have spoken. Your totem is the miniature horse:

You are smart, friendly and fiercely independent. You get invited to a lot of parties but the only people who really pay attention to you at them are children. You are small in stature but this is a prized quality amongst your admirers. You may have a future as a professional lawn mower and you trim your toenails only once or twice a year.

jag

lol, sweet! i bolded the parts that were untrue though... thanx jag, how are you coming up with these?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Still can't believe you called me a ****.

And what's worse is that it's kinda accurate.

 

[jaguarr]

i want one too!
but it it's a penguin that sez "slide" i will hurt you jag

CyberFaust, The Spirits admire your steadfastness for your totem is the African Wild Ass:

Untamed, stubborn and as hairy as an ass could possibly get, you roam free, unfettered and undomesticated. You are a shining example of independence and living life on your own terms. You tend to be highly pungent, even for an ass, which makes people want to avoid you. Your toenails have never been trimmed and when you mate it involves a lot of kicking and biting. Your natural enemy are native African tribesmen who want to put you into bondage and make you carry their sh1t.

jag