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I know my totem but I'm curious if you do as well.
 
lol. sounds like fun...i'm in!


DorkyFresh, The Spirits have spoken. Your totem is the miniature horse:

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You are smart, friendly and fiercely independent. You get invited to a lot of parties but the only people who really pay attention to you at them are children. You are small in stature but this is a prized quality amongst your admirers. You may have a future as a professional lawn mower and you trim your toenails only once or twice a year.

jag
 
DorkyFresh, The Spirits have spoken. Your totem is the miniature horse:

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You are smart, friendly and fiercely independent. You get invited to a lot of parties but the only people who really pay attention to you at them are children. You are small in stature but this is a prized quality amongst your admirers. You may have a future as a professional lawn mower and you trim your toenails only once or twice a year.

jag
badass horse!!.....
 
GGVenomSandman, The Spirits want it known to all that your totem is poison ivy;

You generally rub people the wrong way and give everyone you come into contact with a rash. Your existence has launched an entire industry focused on providing relief from you. Generally, all your friends and family are poison ivy as well and you all are offshoots of the same seedlings. It's all very incestuous. Your natural enemies are goats, who can eat you with no ill side effects, and brush fires.

jag

LMAO...
 
Stare into my soul...please!?

rdh007, The Spirits have moved me to tell you that your totem is the moray eel:

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Your cold, glassy stare alienates those around you as they never know quite what you are thinking. To you, they are just food, anyway. You thrive in the water and people find it difficult to hug you, and not just because of the slimy coating all over your body or your lack of a complex bone structure. If you ever have children you are likely to eat them.

jag
 
are you reading my mind?

PLAS, your totem is the lion:

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You are inherently lazy and prefer to let women do the majority of the work. You're less of a hunter and more of a scavenger, to be honest. You are intensely territorial and do not take kindly to strange males around your women, to whom you are protective and affectionate towards. Mostly, though, you just like sleeping in the sun when people will leave you alone long enough to do it.

jag
 
i want one too!
but it it's a penguin that sez "slide" i will hurt you jag
 
PLAS, your totem is the lion:

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You are inherently lazy and prefer to let women do the majority of the work. You're less of a hunter and more of a scavenger, to be honest. You are intensely territorial and do not take kindly to strange males around your women, to whom you are protective and affectionate towards. Mostly, though, you just like sleeping in the sun when people will leave you alone long enough to do it.

jag
that was really cool :D
 
This thread is hilarious...I'm in.

fangrl06, The Spirits have murmured and thanks to the miracle of photosynthesis, I am pleased to tell you that your totem is algae:

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You are fairly innocuous and even though people don't notice you all that much, you are everywhere. Always watching, taking things in. If they stand stand still long enough to get to know you, you can and will grow on them. You have the propensity to put people on their ass if they don't watch their step, but you do scuff easily. You are home to countless other organisms and enjoy aquariums as a hobby. Your natural enemies are the plocostomus and the snail.

jag
 
LMAO.....this is too good to pass up....go for it.

THE Albafan, The Spirits wish you to know that your totem is the feral cat:

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Wild, untamed and cunning, you are in dire need of a bath. You are primarily nocturnal and do not like people in general, though they can gain your trust if they offer you food. You are playful, loyal to those of your kind and prefer to live in communes with them. Songbirds fear you as do squirrels. The world is your litterbox and you use it with great enthusiasm. Your natural enemy is the Humane Society.

jag
 

R0rschach, The Spirits send you a message that your totem is the cuttlefish:

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You are highly intelligent, but you have no spine. You often emit an inky substance. This frightens and alienates people. You have an incredible talent of blending in with your surroundings so that you can hide from predators or strike out at your prey from the shadows. You have very keen eyesight and possess three hearts, which makes you highly resilient with cruel women who might try to break your heart since you'll always have two in reserve. Your natural enemy are the Japanese, who want to eat you with wasabi.

jag
 
PLAS, your totem is the lion:



You are inherently lazy and prefer to let women do the majority of the work. You're less of a hunter and more of a scavenger, to be honest. You are intensely territorial and do not take kindly to strange males around your women, to whom you are protective and affectionate towards. Mostly, though, you just like sleeping in the sun when people will leave you alone long enough to do it.

jag

That should have been me...it fits me so well its scary. :wow:
 
Okay....please indulge me, and tell me how terrible I am. I already know my soul is black. :dry:

Lightning Strykez, The Spirits have blessed you this day with news of your totem, the otter:

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Playful and curious, you love to explore things most do not, sometimes at your own risk. You have a mercury fast metabolism, requiring you to eat often. You love seafood and often crack open mollusks on your own chest. You're inventive in using objects as tools, such as rocks and sticks and if there is a waterpark with slides nearby you are there whenever it is possible. Otters are ****s and will mate with many of their kind throughout their lives. They're perfectly fine with this fact and revel in it. Otters love what they are and don't give a damn what anyone may think of them. Your natural enemy is the alligator.

jag
 
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