Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[Halcohol]

Jag, what's my totem?

 

[jaguarr]

Sounds like a party.

JP, The Spirits smile upon you. Your totem is the peacock:

Proudly primping and preening, you flash your plumage at all who will gaze upon you as you strut. You are an omnivore by all accounts and don't lament one bit that you are unable to fly like some of the other birds. You're not easily domesticated but you will stay in the yard without much prompting. Your natural enemy is NBC.

jag

 

[Da Docta]

I'd like to know mine as well.

 

[The Geek Vault]

What's mine?

 

[dr venture]

Hey Jag, what's mine

 

[jaguarr]

Sign me up, this could be interesting....

Superman79, The Spirit laments for your existence for it is at once noble but saddening. Your totem is the brahma bull:

You spend an inordinate amount of time with a leather thong cinched tightly around your testicles while men in cowboy hats get on your back to see how long they can stay on. You despise them and will kill them given the chance. People pay money to watch this. You are strong. Almost indestructible. You prefer bigger women who can bear your weight and prefer a peaceful existence in an open, expansive range. Life would be simple and beautiful for you if it weren't for the aforementioned men in cowboy hats. You have a big hump on your back but no one seems to mind much.

jag

 

[rdh007]

rdh007, The Spirits have moved me to tell you that your totem is the moray eel:

Your cold, glassy stare alienates those around you as they never know quite what you are thinking. To you, they are just food, anyway. You thrive in the water and people find it difficult to hug you, and not just because of the slimy coating all over your body or your lack of a complex bone structure. If you ever have children you are likely to eat them.

jag

I'll let my kid know to look out. "The slimy coating all over my body" is Axe as I try to apply 8th grade logic to getting some action. Thanks a lot, I'll take a moray eel.

 

[jaguarr]

Oooh... take my soul, Jag!

LogansRunt, The Spirits are thankful for your beauty, for you are a calico koi:

Ornate and revered for your beauty, you live a peaceful life that is always moving forward in direction. You never look backward and couldn't do so even if you wanted to. You WOULD hurt a fly, however, particularly if it landed on top of your pond. You have been known to batter other koi to death if they overstep their bounds. People admire you and want to keep you as a pet.

jag

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I wanna totem. o.o

 

[jaguarr]

Oh great and wise Jaguarr, what is my totem?

kytrigger, you bring The Spirits much serenity. You are a waterfall:

Always running, you are endless and only slow down during the dry season. Rainbows appear next to you often and animals of all kinds flock to you. You have the propensity to harbor harmful bacteria, however, so people should be leery of you and test you thoroughly before putting you in their mouths. Your natural enemy is drought.

jag

 

[Fran]

What is my totem?

 

[Logan's Runt]

LogansRunt, The Spirits are thankful for your beauty, for you are a calico koi:

Ornate and revered for your beauty, you live a peaceful life that is always moving forward in direction. You never look backward and couldn't do so even if you wanted to. You WOULD hurt a fly, however, particularly if it landed on top of your pond. You have been known to batter other koi to death if they overstep their bounds. People admire you and want to keep you as a pet.

jag

:heart:

 

[Kelly]

THE Albafan, The Spirits wish you to know that your totem is the feral cat:

Wild, untamed and cunning, you are in dire need of a bath. You are primarily nocturnal and do not like people in general, though they can gain your trust if they offer you food. You are playful, loyal to those of your kind and prefer to live in communes with them. Songbirds fear you as do squirrels. The world is your litterbox and you use it with great enthusiasm. Your natural enemy is the Humane Society.

jag

LMAO....
This is very true......


You better tell this fella, cause he's a Humane Society dog.....and he's mine.......lol

 

[jaguarr]

i want to know!!

PhePhe112, The Spirits often refer to you as FiFi, for your totem is the poodle:

Fiercely loyal, you live to be bathed, primped and preened and will debase yourself horribly for the promise of a treat. You are highly finicky about your surroundings and the people you will associate with. You must be kenneled at night or you will pee on the floor. Relatively intelligent, you are capable of a moderate vocabulary. You bark at people in a high pitch. All the time. It alienates them and is probably the most unattractive thing about you. People make fun of your haircuts but you seem unphased by this. You are perfectly content to life your life the way you do and that's all that should matter. Your natural enemy is the Doberman.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Alright, that's all for today. I'll try to catch up tomorrow.

jag

 

[PhePhe112]

PhePhe112, The Spirits often refer to you as FiFi, for your totem is the poodle:

Fiercely loyal, you live to be bathed, primped and preened and will debase yourself horribly for the promise of a treat. You are highly finicky about your surroundings and the people you will associate with. You must be kenneled at night or you will pee on the floor. Relatively intelligent, you are capable of a moderate vocabulary. You bark at people in a high pitch. All the time. It alienates them and is probably the most unattractive thing about you. People make fun of your haircuts but you seem unphased by this. You are perfectly content to life your life the way you do and that's all that should matter. Your natural enemy is the Doberman.

jag

how'd you know???!!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Damn, I wanted my totem.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Damn, I wanted my totem.

here have mine

DING DING

 

[Lobo]

So...whats my totem?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I wasn't aware you wanted my stun gun.

 

[Cyrusbales]

I wasn't aware you wanted my stun gun.

call that a weapon.....


zzzzzzzzziiiipppp

 

[kytrigger]

Lightning Strykez, The Spirits have blessed you this day with news of your totem, the otter:

Playful and curious, you love to explore things most do not, sometimes at your own risk. You have a mercury fast metabolism, requiring you to eat often. You love seafood and often crack open mollusks on your own chest. You're inventive in using objects as tools, such as rocks and sticks and if there is a waterpark with slides nearby you are there whenever it is possible. Otters are ****s and will mate with many of their kind throughout their lives. They're perfectly fine with this fact and revel in it. Otters love what they are and don't give a damn what anyone may think of them. Your natural enemy is the alligator.

jag

I could have sworn that Ls's totem was going to be a centipede.

 

[Badger]

Alright Jag, I'd like mine too.

 

[tzarinna]

I need to know.

 

[Tangled Web]

hahah, I'd like mine too please.