Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[jaguarr]

OMGZ!!!! BOOOBS!!!2!!!!!!

Here's some more:

Go stroke yourself blind.

jag

 

[bastard]

Here's some more:

Go stroke yourself blind.

jag

YES, SIR!!!!4!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

I'm in as well what is mine?

Greenhorn, The Spirits hope you will understand your love of cheese and nuts now that your totem, the field mouse, has been revealed to you:

You are mostly nocturnal and have a voracious appetite for just about anything you can get into your mouth. Your metabolism is lightning quick and your friends often refer to you as being hyperactive. Your attention span is very short and you have tiny ears. Your natural enemies are snakes and Three Mile Island.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

What's mine?

Duende Verde, The Spirits simultaneously want to cuddle you and rub your nose in it, for your totem is the chihuahua:

Small, but fierce, you have a very loud voice when you choose to use it (which is often, much to the chagrin of many around you). You are extremely social and very loyal to your friends and family, ready to protect them from any threats no matter whether it will put you in physical danger or not. You're good natured and fun loving and have a strong sense of playfulness. When you get sick you get a cold nose. Your natural enemies are Paris Hilton, Taco Bell and rattlesnakes.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

oooh oooh do me! do me!


and give me my totem too

The Incredible Hulk, The Spirits lament that you are truly one of the last of your totem's kind, the White Rhinoceros:

Your nose is large enough to be considered a weapon and you use it thusly. You spend roughly half of your day eating, usually with your family with whom you are tightly knit. They are your life. You stack your own feces in very specific piles, designed to warn other males to keep away from your territory. You have a very thick skin and are more apt to fight than flight. Your natural enemies are jackasses who want to grind your nose up to make "medicine" out of it.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Hit me.

demento, The Spirits know that you never let an opportunity go by, just like your totem the hyena:

Your constant laughing belies a very serious nature. You are much more dangerous than you look, and you use that to your advantage. You're constantly on the lookout for people to take food away from or at least to finish up their scraps they leave behind. You're a strategic thinker and work closely in cooperation with your friends, family and partners in crime. Your natural enemy is the lion.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Would you do mine too, please?

The Spirits adore your fluffiness, sensi, for your totem is the angora rabbit:

Easy going and amicable, life is all about keeping things low stress for you. You love to be primped and preened and get your hair done often. You don't eat much and tend to prefer salads and veggies when you do. You're an enthusiastic lover and will probably have a lot of kids in your lifetime. Your natural enemy is the Number 1 setting on a pair of electric clippers.

jag

 

[uchiha_itachi]

^ tht may be one of the cutest things eva

 

[demento]

demento, The Spirits know that you never let an opportunity go by, just like your totem the hyena:

Your constant laughing belies a very serious nature. You are much more dangerous than you look, and you use that to your advantage. You're constantly on the lookout for people to take food away from or at least to finish up their scraps they leave behind. You're a strategic thinker and work closely in cooperation with your friends, family and partners in crime. Your natural enemy is the lion.

jag

I LIKE IT!

Thanks, Jag, well done.

 

[Duende Verde]

Duende Verde, The Spirits simultaneously want to cuddle you and rub your nose in it, for your totem is the chihuahua:

Small, but fierce, you have a very loud voice when you choose to use it (which is often, much to the chagrin of many around you). You are extremely social and very loyal to your friends and family, ready to protect them from any threats no matter whether it will put you in physical danger or not. You're good natured and fun loving and have a strong sense of playfulness. When you get sick you get a cold nose. Your natural enemies are Paris Hilton, Taco Bell and rattlesnakes.

jag

Whoa!
My totem is making a photomanip with its feces!

 

[jaguarr]

Whoa!
My totem is making a photomanip with its feces!

Hahaha! That's the first thing that I thought, too, when I saw that pic...photomanip! Heh! And, I'm not gonna lie; a picture of a chihuahua giving a pic of Bill Clinton a Dirty Sanchez is just too damn funny NOT to post.

jag

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Give it to me jag!

 

[SuperFerret]

If it's not too obvious, I'll go for one of these here totem things.

 

[xwolverine2]

i had imagined a totem POLE...

 

[Sensi]

The Spirits adore your fluffiness, sensi, for your totem is the angora rabbit:

Easy going and amicable, life is all about keeping things low stress for you. You love to be primped and preened and get your hair done often. You don't eat much and tend to prefer salads and veggies when you do. You're an enthusiastic lover and will probably have a lot of kids in your lifetime. Your natural enemy is the Number 1 setting on a pair of electric clippers.

jag

Awwwwwwwww! jag, It is wonderful.. I love it..Thank you! Thank you!! It is perfect. I love being fluffy like an angora rabbit.:heart:

 

[Captain_Death]

Eh...what the hell. What's my totem?

 

[xwolverine2]

thats one fatass lamb

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

What about me? What am I? This could be life defining. I hope I'm a T-Rex or something.

 

[Excel]

Nice

 

[Untilteld]

what is teh geekz?

 

[redmarvel]

redmarvel, The Spirits are smitten by the wanton displays of lust by your totem, the female chimpanzee:

Smart, determined, an aptitude for tools and implements and an insatiable sexual appetite earmark the female chimp's qualities. You are ferociously protective of your young and content to let your mate think he rules the roost when in reality you're in complete control at all times. You are highly social with your tight knit community of friends and family, but also extremely independent (to the point of being considered headstrong and stubborn by some). When you are sexually attracted to a possible mate the skin around your rump becomes swollen and a clear-pink color. Your natural enemy is humans.

jag

t: thanks jag... not the best picture of me, and I don't think of humans as my natural enemies... they're my playtoys... but other than that

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

i think i've been missed so i shall ask again (this so isant fair i tells ya) what be my totem, ta, thank you, bye.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

still awaiting mine..

i have patience.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

The Incredible Hulk, The Spirits lament that you are truly one of the last of your totem's kind, the White Rhinoceros:

Your nose is large enough to be considered a weapon and you use it thusly. You spend roughly half of your day eating, usually with your family with whom you are tightly knit. They are your life. You stack your own feces in very specific piles, designed to warn other males to keep away from your territory. You have a very thick skin and are more apt to fight than flight. Your natural enemies are jackasses who want to grind your nose up to make "medicine" out of it.

jag

It's as if you've stared into my soul

thanks man

why do I have 6 legs?

 

[Spider-Fan]

It's as if you've stared into my soul

thanks man

why do I have 6 legs? :confused:

6 legs is better than none. I was a potato