Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[Halloween]

I would like to know what my totem is. Please and thanks.

 

[ARROGANCE]

Who the heck are you? What an arrogant name Steve says. But, you didn't demand it so you can't be that bad. The gods have spoken and they say you are a:

Peacock

You my friend are a peafowl...or a fowlpea if you are slightly dyslexic. You have an air of high self confidence. The eyes on your feathers represent the fondness for you to see into your past. You think you have a great past and are willing to relive it through stories to others. You totally were the best on the basketball team...TELL THEM! Or, maybe you were the star football player at Polk High! You are also very flashy and think of yourself as a ladies' man. However, you are also a bit childish because the name of your animal totem has two funny words in it. You stand with dignity and constantly demand to be noticed. However, this also may bring some unwanted troubles your way. Your enemy is the Lynx.

Awesome, thank you very much

 

[chaseter]

Me totem want! Me totem want!

Sir Gilpesh, mighties of the mites. The gods have spoken to me and Steve about what Lady Gaga really is, but I divulge. You are a:

Hippogriff

Finally, we are getting into some good totems. You are a very beastial creature. Meaning you are very mean or you like beastiality. I don't know, ask Steve. You like to live in warm and barren places, mountains are totally lame sauce. You are a very cluttered person, as represented by the Hippogriff's nest. Your room is probably really messy. You like to pick at things with your beak and fly around and poop on people. It totally pissed them off! You are feared yet admired. You are regarded as neutral in alliance and will pick whichever side is more fun to be on. You are however, regarded as a prized aerial steed so I am sure more than one person has asked if they can ride you! You like things to be done a certain way and if not, you get agitated. Your enemy is the Griffin.

 

[TinkTonks]

If you get time, and if you don't mind, might I have a totem too? t: Thanks!

 

[chaseter]

No prob, of course

 

[chaseter]

I want a totem!!!

NOW!!!

Steve says we could go the easy way out and just make you a spider and be done with it. No, the gods have seen the truth and they tell us that you are a:

Albino Alligator

You are the mighty alligator, but the limited albino edition. You are an apex predator. You like meat, you are a carnivore. You hardly chew your food and you woof it down in a frenzied rush. However, you only eat when you are hungry and you don't consume food unnecessarily. This shows that you are a wise hunter and in tune with your habitat. Plus, food is expensive these day!!! Have you seen the price of fish!? You are a master of surprise and camouflage as you blend in with your surroundings flawlessly. You like to listen and watch, and only interject when necessary...or when you want to eat a *****. You are a very reserved person and you don't let emotions take you over. You are calm and patient. You are above all a survivalist. But, since you are albino, you don't have the full mastery of an alligator just yet. Get a tan because you are white Your enemy is the Shark.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so very excite to find out what my totem is. If only chaseter would hurry up.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Steve says we could go the easy way out and just make you a spider and be done with it. No, the gods have seen the truth and they tell us that you are a:

Albino Alligator

You are the mighty alligator, but the limited albino edition. You are an apex predator. You like meat, you are a carnivore. You hardly chew your food and you woof it down in a frenzied rush. However, you only eat when you are hungry and you don't consume food unnecessarily. This shows that you are a wise hunter and in tune with your habitat. Plus, food is expensive these day!!! Have you seen the price of fish!? You are a master of surprise and camouflage as you blend in with your surroundings flawlessly. You like to listen and watch, and only interject when necessary...or when you want to eat a *****. You are a very reserved person and you don't let emotions take you over. You are calm and patient. You are above all a survivalist. But, since you are albino, you don't have the full mastery of an alligator just yet. Get a tan because you are white Your enemy is the Shark.

This is...actually fairly accurate I think. Even down to the not quite a gator part, cause I am kind of hard on myself. Good job Steve

 

[The IronMan]

Chaseter I would love to know my totem please

 

[The IronMan]

Chaseter I would love to know my totem please

 

[The IronMan]

Sorry, double post

 

[Sebastos]

I'm so very excite to find out what my totem is. If only chaseter would hurry up.

I second that.

 

[chaseter]

Steve and I are both very excite.

 

[Gilpesh]

Sir Gilpesh, mighties of the mites. The gods have spoken to me and Steve about what Lady Gaga really is, but I divulge. You are a:

Spoiler

Hippogriff

Finally, we are getting into some good totems. You are a very beastial creature. Meaning you are very mean or you like beastiality. I don't know, ask Steve. You like to live in warm and barren places, mountains are totally lame sauce. You are a very cluttered person, as represented by the Hippogriff's nest. Your room is probably really messy. You like to pick at things with your beak and fly around and poop on people. It totally pissed them off! You are feared yet admired. You are regarded as neutral in alliance and will pick whichever side is more fun to be on. You are however, regarded as a prized aerial steed so I am sure more than one person has asked if they can ride you! You like things to be done a certain way and if not, you get agitated. Your enemy is the Griffin.

Awesome.

 

[Figs]

What's my totem Chaseter?

 

[mongoose-mania]

I'd like a totem pwease.

 

[chaseter]

Do me man.

Steve says not unless you buy him dinner. Anyways, the gods spoke highly of you. They were impressed. For that, your animal totem is a:

Phoenix

You LS are the mighty Phoenix. You represent death and rebirth and are a great protector. You give others hope in the midst of despair. You have tremendous physical and mental strength as represented by the power to rise from the ashes. You are connected to the element of fire. This shows that you have gone through many trials in your life and although you may have been beaten down pretty hard, you rise above and claim victory. You also like to go hang out with Fawks in Dumbledore's office. Be careful though, I hear he gets randy when he drinks some butter beer. You have a great fire that burns inside you LS. That, or it could be an STD from Fawks. You might wanna get that checked out. Your enemy is the Dragon.

 

[enterthemadness]

If I say your avvy rules, can I please have my totem now?

 

[chaseter]

I am going in order. There are only like 2 or 3 people in front of you. You will get yours today or tomorrow. Simma down na.

 

[Go Web Go!]

You should skip him.

 

[Sebastos]

Still waiting.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

I'd like a totem when you have the chance, please and double-thank you.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Steve says not unless you buy him dinner. Anyways, the gods spoke highly of you. They were impressed. For that, your animal totem is a:

Phoenix

You LS are the mighty Phoenix. You represent death and rebirth and are a great protector. You give others hope in the midst of despair. You have tremendous physical and mental strength as represented by the power to rise from the ashes. You are connected to the element of fire. This shows that you have gone through many trials in your life and although you may have been beaten down pretty hard, you rise above and claim victory. You also like to go hang out with Fawks in Dumbledore's office. Be careful though, I hear he gets randy when he drinks some butter beer. You have a great fire that burns inside you LS. That, or it could be an STD from Fawks. You might wanna get that checked out. Your enemy is the Dragon.

Wow, I luuurve this. :heart: I was expecting to be some sort of toad or centipede or something. Tell Steve that the town's on me if he's interested.

Also, I didn't do anything with that bird Fawkes. Bestiality is so not my specialty.

 

[random_havoc]

Do Me!

that's what she said

 

[Go Web Go!]

Chaseter is slacking.