Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[The Original Bamfer]

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh.

 

[darkseid26]

Ask nicely Steve and I are doing this as a public service. We will let this slide. The gods have spoken and you are a:

Coyote

You are the clever coyote. You are rugged and highly adaptable. You always appear disheveled and hungry but that is your ruse. But, you might want to get some new threads and kicks to show off for the ladies. Although some people may see you as a loner, you actually are very faithful and love company. You like caves and forts and feel at home in small places. You have sporadic bursts of energy and you are known as a trickster, you like practical jokes. Lastly, you like to howl at the moon like most drunks do. Your enemy is the Bobcat.

pretty spot on, , i'll be sure i ask politely next time

 

[chaseter]

I want a totem

Alright Mr. Rockwell, the gods have spoken and they tell us that you are a:

Crab

Rockwell of Darth, you are the Crab. You are very shifty and very strong. You have a firm grip on life and on other things you grab with your hand. Be careful downstairs! You like the water and the beach. You don't necessarily swim, but you scuttle along and poke at women and eat sandwiches. You hate Red Lobster. Not only is the food mediocre, but they are murderers. You are also very aggressive and territorial. You like to be in charge. It perplexes Steve and myself why the gods have said you are a crab. Either you are delicious steamed, or you have given somebody else your spirit animal...*glasses*...in bed. YEEAAAHHHHHHH. Your enemy is the Otter.

 

[ComicChick]

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh.

manatee. the end

 

[chaseter]

hahahahahahaha.

 

[Tsunulia]

Hey Chaseter....... Does this Steve of yours work for Merrick Ishtar by chance?....

 

[chaseter]

I googled that name at it brought up Yugioh...wut!?

 

[Tsunulia]

Yugioh abrigded joke. Anyone Merrick takes control of is automatically named Steve. There's a lot of them..... and two of them talk like Ignignokt and Err

 

[Gilpesh]

I never got a totem...

 

[Spider-Fan]

Me either...Steve jipped me

 

[chaseter]

I am going in order you ungrateful turds.

 

[chaseter]

Yugioh abrigded joke. Anyone Merrick takes control of is automatically named Steve. There's a lot of them..... and two of them talk like Ignignokt and Err

ATHF reference...better!

 

[Drakon]

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh.

Did you want a thirteen, or was it a thirty-one?

 

[Spider-Fan]

Did you want a thirteen, or was it a thirty-one?

Personally, I think he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip

 

[AlteredEgo]

Personally, I think he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip

he could always go on ricki lake. (does she even have a show anymore?)

 

[enterthemadness]

I am going in order you ungrateful turds.

You know what.....it be more fun if y9ou did it by random....not by order.

 

[3dman27]

he could always go on ricki lake. (does she even have a show anymore?)

no i don't think so

 

[The Original Bamfer]

manatee. the end

You are not Fuzz.

 

[SuBe]

I never got a totem...

You have to have a soul.

 

[chaseter]

What is my Totem?

Who the heck are you? What an arrogant name Steve says. But, you didn't demand it so you can't be that bad. The gods have spoken and they say you are a:

Peacock

You my friend are a peafowl...or a fowlpea if you are slightly dyslexic. You have an air of high self confidence. The eyes on your feathers represent the fondness for you to see into your past. You think you have a great past and are willing to relive it through stories to others. You totally were the best on the basketball team...TELL THEM! Or, maybe you were the star football player at Polk High! You are also very flashy and think of yourself as a ladies' man. However, you are also a bit childish because the name of your animal totem has two funny words in it. You stand with dignity and constantly demand to be noticed. However, this also may bring some unwanted troubles your way. Your enemy is the Lynx.

 

[Orb]

May I ask what is my Totem?t:

 

[chaseter]

Me next.

I'm quite scared.

Finally! We have arrived to the whiners! Yes, now you get your TOTEMZ!!! Anywhodee, the gods have spoken to Steve and myself and they say you are a:

Guinea Pig

Tiny Mr. Todd, you are the beloved Guinea Pig. You are very loved and adored by many. People pinch your cheeks and rub your hair, messing it up all too often. You don't get angry because that isn't your nature. But, there are times when it is justified, but it isn't often. You like to chew on things and you bite on your fingernails. You are always chewing gum or gnawing at something in school like your pencils or pens. You depend on others for food, clothing, and shelter. Your room is even cleaned for you. Believe me, raking out doodoo and peepee ridden wood chips and sawdust is gross. You also like to chirp up and squeak when you are agitated and it makes people want to thump you. Your enemy is the Hawk.

 

[Sebastos]

*waits*

 

[enterthemadness]

About time....I shaved my face, but the hair already grew back....twice.

 

[Gilpesh]

You have to have a soul.

Point taken.