Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[AlteredEgo]

i think Steve, OD'd.

 

[chaseter]

No. We went on vaca. I promise to get some done within the next couple of hours.

 

[knowsbleed]

Went on vaca? Cow?

 

[chaseter]

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish.

 

[knowsbleed]

I thought you were Tejano.

 

[chaseter]

I am a cracka

 

[DarthRekal]

i want a totem

 

[Sebastos]

Still no totem?! Wow.

 

[chaseter]

I am working on them I don't just give you all a random animal, I look at bio, posts, and some of your habits on here.

 

[chaseter]

i'd like to know what my totem is

Alright, we are back from a hiatus. The gods have spoken and they say you sir are a:

Llama

You are the curious llama. You are intelligent and very curious and always hold your head up high. You look like an elitist with that sweater tied around your neck like that. You have a high stress tolerance, a high endurance, and usually carry heavy things forced onto you by angry Peruvians. You are very gregarious creature and don't mind crowds...as long as they are white like you. RACIST! As the llama, you spit too much and it is gross. You may dip tobacco or chew gum a lot to cause so much spit. Unlike your cousing, the camel, you get thirsty a lot and need a lot of fluid to do work and because you can't have spit from being dehydrated. Your enemy is the Puma.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Heh...what a...spitty totem.

 

[DarkReflections]

I want a totem!

 

[Saint]

Sign me up.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I want a totem!

But the Joker isn't an animal.

 

[Avangarde]

May I please have a Totem sir?

 

[3dman27]

Alright, we are back from a hiatus. The gods have spoken and they say you sir are a:

Llama

You are the curious llama. You are intelligent and very curious and always hold your head up high. You look like an elitist with that sweater tied around your neck like that. You have a high stress tolerance, a high endurance, and usually carry heavy things forced onto you by angry Peruvians. You are very gregarious creature and don't mind crowds...as long as they are white like you. RACIST! As the llama, you spit too much and it is gross. You may dip tobacco or chew gum a lot to cause so much spit. Unlike your cousing, the camel, you get thirsty a lot and need a lot of fluid to do work and because you can't have spit from being dehydrated. Your enemy is the Puma.

thank you

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Can I have a totem please?

 

[LEX]

I also want a totem pretty please with a cherry-topped pancake on top. Do your magic.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yes, I am biased but...I think my totem may have been the best one done. I can't believe how accurate Chase and Co. was with it. I actually printed it out and put it on the wall of my office.

 

[chaseter]

YAY! It was actually just me

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

YAY! It was actually just me

Well, you were spot on bro. I loves it much very. Some of my employees were like..."Who is Lightning Strykez? And what is a Phoenix?"

I was like, "It's my secret identity you little biaatches!!!! Go get your own!"

 

[knowsbleed]

You know that when chaseter called you a phoenix, he was just really saying that your bird burns... realize that.

 

[DarkReflections]

whens chaseter gonna get back to doing our totems?

 

[chaseter]

I would like some Totems please.

Eggy! The incredible, edible egg. Well, an egg is not an animal so you are **** out of luck. But, the gods have spoken and you sir are a:

Otter

Oh my little Eggy. You are the loveable and delightful Otter. You have a very strong curiosity and you love to explore new places and travel. You are very passive and you love to float through the day. You are very relaxed and not afraid to laugh and be playful to show others not to take everything too seriously. You are also very agile and very very sneaky. You are also very talkative and very chatty. You like seafood, peeing in pools, and breaking things with rocks. Drink that beer, and relax! Your enemy is the Shark.

 

[AlteredEgo]

thank you

you're very hard to read, 3dman... very hard to read...

Yes, I am biased but...I think my totem may have been the best one done. I can't believe how accurate Chase and Co. was with it. I actually printed it out and put it on the wall of my office.

yeah, i was actually really surprised at how much time and thought is actually put in to these results. i really liked my totem too. even if i was a slightly flamboyant parrot. but the description is spot on.