Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[chaseter]

Steve passed out.

We will do more tomorrow.

 

[Gilpesh]

Do me man.

This post brought to you by hilarity. When someone does it right, you just know.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

 

[3dman27]

i'd like to know what my totem is

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I still better be a ****ing beaver...or a cow. Yes, I feel like a cow.

 

[Eggyman]

I would like some Totems please.

 

[Watson]

They don't make those. You are a woman, and women wear pink. Thanks Legally Blonde

DON'T QUESTION THE GODS

Stupid sexist gods


I think Steve's coming back soon to do some more totems :heart:

 

[POWdER-man]

Yeah sure, why not. It couldn't be any worse than the last one I got.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Hit me, girly boy!

 

[Watson]

Yeah sure, why not. It couldn't be any worse than the last one I got.

haha, weren't you a rock?

 

[Speedball]

I still better be a ****ing beaver...or a cow. Yes, I feel like a cow.

Oh yeah... because you're HUGE... that's why you would be a cow... I've seen what you look like. You're not a cow...

 

[kane9321]

Oh please me next.... me next

 

[chaseter]

Swanni Steve and I are back. Time for more totems.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Swanni Steve and I are back. Time for more totems.

effin' aye, sir. i believe i'm next?

 

[chaseter]

Better get in on this early. I want a totem!

After 14 aspirin and a bit of the hair of the dog if ya know what I mean...we sacrificed a dog and Steve is wearing its fur as a loin cloth, Steve and I are back in action! And with that, Altered Ego you are a:

Parrot

Your spirit totem is the Parrot because you are alert and very smart. You have a good temperament but you will bite some fingers if they mock they you. An animal that can speak the human language means you are a link between each worlds and a flashy pet in a gay man's apartment. You invoke a sense of hope and promise which means you are optimistic. You like to talk a lot and at night, someone has to throw a sheet over you so you will be quiet. You like sunflower seeds and your pooping preference is on newspaper. Your enemy is the Eagle.

 

[AlteredEgo]

After 14 aspirin and a bit of the hair of the dog if ya know what I mean...we sacrificed a dog and Steve is wearing its fur as a loin cloth, Steve and I are back in action! And with that, Altered Ego you are a:

Parrot

Your spirit totem is the Parrot because you are alert and very smart. You have a good temperament but you will bite some fingers if they mock they you. An animal that can speak the human language means you are a link between each worlds and a flashy pet in a gay man's apartment. You invoke a sense of hope and promise which means you are optimistic. You like to talk a lot and at night, someone has to throw a sheet over you so you will be quiet. You like sunflower seeds and your pooping preference is on newspaper. Your enemy is the Eagle.

I'm sorry SuBe, i think this means i have to hate you.

 

[chaseter]

I'm game.

Steve and I have been to Tulsa. A bunch of prudes we thought. They aren't drunkards nor do they have sweat lodges. We can forgive you. I am getting something here:

Rooster

Zaron, you are the fighting Rooster. As an eater of bugs, you aren't afraid of little creepy crawlies. If you see a spider, you squash it...or eat it. You are easily over heated and you drink lots of water to keep cool. You are very inquisitive by nature and many things catch your attention. You like open spaces and can feel claustrophobic when cooped up. If not, you get very aggressive and will claw others and peck at them. You wish you could fly but all you can do is run fast and squawk. You are very loud in the morning and sing in the shower. You feel an infinity to this animal because you think it is funny that Rooster and Cock are interchangeable. Your enemy is the Fox.

 

[enterthemadness]

Well, things in your life may have changed, you need a new totem. So, I sent off for a Shaman do it yourself kit and it just got in today! This is the new thread to find out what your totem is. Just post in here that you want your totem and I will take some peyote and fire water, go into a hot tent with Steve, and find out what your totem is. Or, your knives from a year ago may be dull and you need new ones Jag isn't coming back so I feel obligated to carry on his legacy.




This is Steve, he will be assisting me in determining your totem.

I don't believe in this, but...yeah, do one for me.

 

[chaseter]

I'm in it for my totem. I better be a beaver or some ****. Wait...is that what a totem is?

You are not a beaver. As a gay man, that would be irony said Steve. No, you are something far better:

Koala

Bill, you are the cute and cuddly Koala. Because of that, people of all ages love you and want to hug you. You love to eat salads and vegetables and aren't much of a meat eater. Since you limit yourself to certain kinds of foods, you have digestive problems and your poops probably really stink. You are a solitary animal and are indifferent to you most others. But, you don't mind their company every so often. You have poor eye sight and good hearing. Although you may appear cute and passive, you are very territorial and will slice a ***** with your sharp claws if necessary. You are seldom distracted, always focused, and appear to be relaxed. Since the Koala has a pouch, you aren't against fanny packs and have used one before. Your enemy is the Dingo.

 

[chaseter]

Ooooo me! I want a totem

Ask and ye shall receive. The spirit gods have spoken and they say you are:

Snake

You Venom, are a non-venomous snake. You are a fascinating creature that deserves respect, but rarely gets any like Rodney Dangerfield. Unlike your venomous cousin, you like to give people headlocks and noogies. Your most noticeable feature is your shedding of the skin. Your elbows are probably white, you need some lotion like Ashy Larry. Snakes represent sexual desire so you probably have a fondness for porn. You like the sun and the warmth of balmy weather and you hate cold weather. Your main goal is to populate Ireland with snakes to get back at that **** St. Patrick. Your enemy is the Mongoose.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

I want a totem.

 

[Sebastos]

I want a totem.

 

[Venom 1988]

Ask and ye shall receive. The spirit gods have spoken and they say you are:

Snake

You Venom, are a non-venomous snake. You are a fascinating creature that deserves respect, but rarely gets any like Rodney Dangerfield. Unlike your venomous cousin, you like to give people headlocks and noogies. Your most noticeable feature is your shedding of the skin. Your elbows are probably white, you need some lotion like Ashy Larry. Snakes represent sexual desire so you probably have a fondness for porn. You like the sun and the warmth of balmy weather and you hate cold weather. Your main goal is to populate Ireland with snakes to get back and that **** St. Patrick. Your enemy is the Mongoose.

Nice lol

 

[Jennifer Walters]

You are not a beaver. As a gay man, that would be irony said Steve. No, you are something far better:

Koala

Bill, you are the cute and cuddly Koala. Because of that, people of all ages love you and want to hug you. You love to eat salads and vegetables and aren't much of a meat eater. Since you limit yourself to certain kinds of foods, you have digestive problems and your poops probably really stink. You are a solitary animal and are indifferent to you most others. But, you don't mind their company every so often. You have poor eye sight and good hearing. Although you may appear cute and passive, you are very territorial and will slice a ***** with your sharp claws if necessary. You are seldom distracted, always focused, and appear to be relaxed. Since the Koala has a pouch, you aren't against fanny packs and have used one before. Your enemy is the Dingo.

Some of this is incredibly true, some of it is incredibly wrong. Steve's results are very wishy washy.

 

[Zaron]

Steve and I have been to Tulsa. A bunch of prudes we thought. They aren't drunkards nor do they have sweat lodges.

True that. Fortunately I'm not a native, and only intend to live here for as long as it takes me to afford to move.