Prisoner changes name to Obi-Wan Kenobi

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  1. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I was just reading the paper and noticed this. The world gets stranger everyday :whatever::

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/2008/01/14/prisoner-changes-name-to-obi-wan-kenobi-89520-20285001/


    He sounds more like a Sith to me :o
     
  2. Morg Super Moderator

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    and did the taxpayers pay for the legal name change?
     
  3. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    A very good point.

    Given how the legal system works, I assume so.
     
  4. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for. I'm sure he just wanted an excuse to say that to one of the guards.
     
  5. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    LOL! Helping me escape will be sufficient *waves hand*.
     
  6. tdeverea Registered

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    I'm at work and I laughed out loud when I read this! Don't make me do that again! :cmad: LOL!
     
  7. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    You need to go home and rethink your life *waves hand*.

    :oldrazz:
     
  8. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    There's a joke about this guy's name change, being incarcerated and 'lightsabers' somewhere in there, but I'm too lazy to make it.
     
  9. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I'm sure he felt the force :cwink:
     
  10. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    the force is strong with this one
     
  11. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    Do you think he tells new inmates
    Wakefield Prison: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
     
  12. November Rain Single Mother

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    meh, if th guards were intelligent enough, they would just call him ben and not have him live out his sick nature since ben is a short term for obi-wan.
     
  13. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    And the next time someone tries to prison-rape him he'll say


    "If you do this, you'll make me more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
     
  14. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    Fixed :woot:
     
  15. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :woot:

    'Who's the more foolish -- the fool, or the fool that bums him?' :oldrazz:
     
  16. Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    Awesomeness.
     
  17. Obi-Ron Deal with it

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  18. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Bossk is a better name.
     
  20. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    If I was gonna do it, I'd call myself Yoda and talk backwards to the guards I would :)
     
  21. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Out of this cell, you will let me.
     
  22. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    :D

    Around the exercise yard, a perimeter create :hehe:
     
  23. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Guard: Everyone back inside, recreation time is over.

    Eggyman: Not if anything to say about it I have.
     

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