TEDDY
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Would've posted this thread a few days ago, but the board was being dumb for me.
So I'm in my toy car, listening to the radio, when I hear R&B artist Ciara come on the radio with what I believe to be her new song "Promise". Now I like that song: it's a sweet little song that's comparable to some of Alliyah's ballads. But then the song begins, and it's actually a craptastic "Remix" with the modern day king of Craptastic remixes, R. Kelly!
What the hell is going on?!? R. Kelly seems to be the first one on call when an artist does a remix to a song!!! There are about 4 or 5 remixes out there getting played, all featuring R. Kelly! And I wouldn't mind half as much if they were as good as, if not better, than their original counterparts. But there is no comparison. And except for Trapped in the Closet (which I don't view as an Opera or Hip Hopera or whatever since its just the same damn song over and over and Over again with the words changed) Kelly hasn't had a real decent hit since 1999.
The worst one I heard was about 2 or 3 months ago. It was the remix to T-Pain's "I'm in Love (Wit a Stripper)". Decent enough song to listen to, and definitely hilarious on it's own. But R. Kelly's verse on the remix... man! The guy talks about being in love with this stripper's ass. I mean, no joke, literally in love with it! And while I'm listening to this idiot sing his segment, I can't help but think of the charges held against him for his relationship with those underage girls. And then I remember that he had that discriminating tape out of him(I'm sorry, I meant "someone who looks like him") with the "victim" and the freaky **** I heard he did in that. And then I tune back in to hear him run off his last line. And I quote:
" I Wanna Lick It, Wanna Stick, I Wanna Put My Whole Damn Head In It!"
Motha ****ER! Aren't you still on trial for that ****? How can you sing something like that and have the audacity to claim your innocent? IDIOT!
So I'm in my toy car, listening to the radio, when I hear R&B artist Ciara come on the radio with what I believe to be her new song "Promise". Now I like that song: it's a sweet little song that's comparable to some of Alliyah's ballads. But then the song begins, and it's actually a craptastic "Remix" with the modern day king of Craptastic remixes, R. Kelly!
What the hell is going on?!? R. Kelly seems to be the first one on call when an artist does a remix to a song!!! There are about 4 or 5 remixes out there getting played, all featuring R. Kelly! And I wouldn't mind half as much if they were as good as, if not better, than their original counterparts. But there is no comparison. And except for Trapped in the Closet (which I don't view as an Opera or Hip Hopera or whatever since its just the same damn song over and over and Over again with the words changed) Kelly hasn't had a real decent hit since 1999.
The worst one I heard was about 2 or 3 months ago. It was the remix to T-Pain's "I'm in Love (Wit a Stripper)". Decent enough song to listen to, and definitely hilarious on it's own. But R. Kelly's verse on the remix... man! The guy talks about being in love with this stripper's ass. I mean, no joke, literally in love with it! And while I'm listening to this idiot sing his segment, I can't help but think of the charges held against him for his relationship with those underage girls. And then I remember that he had that discriminating tape out of him(I'm sorry, I meant "someone who looks like him") with the "victim" and the freaky **** I heard he did in that. And then I tune back in to hear him run off his last line. And I quote:
" I Wanna Lick It, Wanna Stick, I Wanna Put My Whole Damn Head In It!"
Motha ****ER! Aren't you still on trial for that ****? How can you sing something like that and have the audacity to claim your innocent? IDIOT!
but yes he should never be let loose on other people's songs. his own career is just a shambles now as well
t: j/k
