R. Kelly Must be Stopped!!!

[CConn]

Before I clicked on this thread, I assumed R. Kelly had pissed on a teddy bear.

 

[Kritish]

TEDDY!

 

[Fran]

TEDDY!

SUCKS!

 

[Kritish]

SUCKS!

Oh, he's interesting.

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY!

You rang?

 

[TEDDY]

Before I clicked on this thread, I assumed R. Kelly had pissed on a teddy bear.

Not on this TEDDY!

 

[PyroChamber]

R. Kelly's good songs are usually the ones that don't talk about sex and stuff like that, yet he always seems to have to make a remix for it.

Like Gotham City, good song. But since he's beloved in Chicago, they'll always play the remix. In Chicago, to most people, he can do no wrong.

 

[KenK]

I confess his song with Young Jeezy, Go-getter, is pretty catchy when bumping from a car's system going 80 on the expressway.

I hate to admit it, but I agree. And I HATE Young Jeezy! But dammit of that isn't a nice-ass hook! Pissy bastard!

 

[Dangerous]

Would've posted this thread a few days ago, but the board was being dumb for me.

So I'm in my toy car, listening to the radio, when I hear R&B artist Ciara come on the radio with what I believe to be her new song "Promise". Now I like that song: it's a sweet little song that's comparable to some of Alliyah's ballads. But then the song begins, and it's actually a craptastic "Remix" with the modern day king of Craptastic remixes, R. Kelly!

What the hell is going on?!? R. Kelly seems to be the first one on call when an artist does a remix to a song!!! There are about 4 or 5 remixes out there getting played, all featuring R. Kelly! And I wouldn't mind half as much if they were as good as, if not better, than their original counterparts. But there is no comparison. And except for Trapped in the Closet (which I don't view as an Opera or Hip Hopera or whatever since its just the same damn song over and over and Over again with the words changed) Kelly hasn't had a real decent hit since 1999.

The worst one I heard was about 2 or 3 months ago. It was the remix to T-Pain's "I'm in Love (Wit a Stripper)". Decent enough song to listen to, and definitely hilarious on it's own. But R. Kelly's verse on the remix... man! The guy talks about being in love with this stripper's ass. I mean, no joke, literally in love with it! And while I'm listening to this idiot sing his segment, I can't help but think of the charges held against him for his relationship with those underage girls. And then I remember that he had that discriminating tape out of him(I'm sorry, I meant "someone who looks like him") with the "victim" and the freaky **** I heard he did in that. And then I tune back in to hear him run off his last line. And I quote:

" I Wanna Lick It, Wanna Stick, I Wanna Put My Whole Damn Head In It!"



Motha ****ER! Aren't you still on trial for that ****? How can you sing something like that and have the audacity to claim your innocent? IDIOT!

Hhahahah 'I wanna lick it, stick it, put my whole damn head in it.' !!!!
Awesome.
R Kelly is a cock, but hey u gotta admit they are sum funny lyrics.
But yea, I don like him.
He is a peado as well as crap musician.

 

[jaguarr]

Sadly, I favor R. Kelly over TEDDY. It's a sad, dirty world we live in.

jag

 

[Asteroid-Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmocZKRhZ70

 

[chamber-music]

R Kelly is hilarious. Have you people not seen the trapped in the closet videos. The guys comdeic gold!!!

 

[PyroChamber]

What was the last thing that happened on Trapped in the closet, I lost track?

 

[TEDDY]

Sadly, I favor R. Kelly over TEDDY. It's a sad, dirty world we live in.

jag

Thanks jag.

 

[jimmy]

 

[Assassin]

when I heard that Fat Joe song, I thought it was R Kelly. "I make it rain, make it rain on dem hoes"

 

[jimmy]

Don't forget the "Do-Do Butter".