Radio station giving away free divorce for Valentine's Day

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080213/ap_on_fe_st/odd_valentine_s_divorce


And it's legal.

 

[Immortalfire]

D-i-v-o-r-c-e..tell you what it means to me.

 

[DV8]

D-i-v-o-r-c-e..tell you what it means to me.

hahaha, you jacked it up like a true white boy but I still lol'd

 

[hammy]

..

 

[Colossal Spoons]

My parents could use that soon

 

[Scooter]

Don't feel bad Spoons.







They don't love you anyway.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

They better!

 

[Fran]

Poor Spoons

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Eh, seen it comin for years.

Can't believe we've gotten to the point where they're being given away over the radio though lol

 

[Fran]

It's called advertising. Radio stations do anything to get listeners.

Remember that contest "Hold Your Wii For a Wii?"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

And that poor lady died

 

[Captain Planet!]

 

[Fran]

And that poor lady died

Exactly.

 

[hammy]

My parents could use that soon

Don't feel bad Spoons.

They don't love you anyway.

 

[Ice-man]

This is terrible..

This is why I'm not getting married, I'll have a girl friend, I'll live with her, will live like husband and wife but it wont be legalized.

id like it better like that..

 

[Immortalfire]

They better!

We do.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This is terrible..

This is why I'm not getting married, I'll have a girl friend, I'll live with her, will live like husband and wife but it wont be legalized.

id like it better like that..

Good luck finding a woman to agree to that. Most women have their weddings planned out by their 10th birthday. When ATP and I get ready to tie the knot and plan the celebration, I'm just gonna nod and say "Mmhmm". It's their show, we just stand there lol.

We do.

Am I in the cult yet? Haha

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

50% of Marrages in America end in divorces. This is something people should look into.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Divorce > Arranged

 

[Immortalfire]

50% of Marrages in America end in divorces. This is something people should look into.

How did you figure that percentage?

 

[Fran]

I hate the concept of arranged weddings. That's dumb.

 

[AndThePickles]

Good luck finding a woman to agree to that. Most women have their weddings planned out by their 10th birthday. When ATP and I get ready to tie the knot and plan the celebration, I'm just gonna nod and say "Mmhmm". It's their show, we just stand there lol.

Ha, I don't know how to do any of that ****. I'd better start saving for a wedding planner

 

[bullets]

People need to work through their problems. It shouldnt be so easy to cut and run . Not that I really care or anything , Im just saying.

 

[Lighthouse]

Can I divorce my kids?

 

[Joker]

I'm also never getting married...once you get the law involved in anything, it just ruins it...sooner or later. Plus the fact that I find the entire religious aspect of it a joke.