Radio station giving away free divorce for Valentine's Day

D-i-v-o-r-c-e..tell you what it means to me.

 

hahaha, you jacked it up like a true white boy but I still lol'd

 

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My parents could use that soon

 

Don't feel bad Spoons.







They don't love you anyway.

 

They better!

 

Poor Spoons

 

Eh, seen it comin for years.

Can't believe we've gotten to the point where they're being given away over the radio though lol

 

It's called advertising. Radio stations do anything to get listeners.

Remember that contest "Hold Your Wii For a Wii?"

 

And that poor lady died

 

Exactly.

 

This is terrible..

This is why I'm not getting married, I'll have a girl friend, I'll live with her, will live like husband and wife but it wont be legalized.

id like it better like that..

 

We do.

 

Good luck finding a woman to agree to that. Most women have their weddings planned out by their 10th birthday. When ATP and I get ready to tie the knot and plan the celebration, I'm just gonna nod and say "Mmhmm". It's their show, we just stand there lol.

Am I in the cult yet? Haha

 

50% of Marrages in America end in divorces. This is something people should look into.

 

Divorce > Arranged

 

How did you figure that percentage?

 

I hate the concept of arranged weddings. That's dumb.

 

Ha, I don't know how to do any of that ****. I'd better start saving for a wedding planner

 

People need to work through their problems. It shouldnt be so easy to cut and run . Not that I really care or anything , Im just saying.

 

Can I divorce my kids?

 

I'm also never getting married...once you get the law involved in anything, it just ruins it...sooner or later. Plus the fact that I find the entire religious aspect of it a joke.