Rally together to prove guitarsingerguy wrong!!

[PyroProductions]

Ok, so my coworker, guitarsingerguy, is trying to tell me that Scarlett Johannson is ugly as a dog. I personally think that she is gorgeous (she's on the top of my "Celebrities I'd like to Marry" list), but I want everyone elses take.

Who else thinks Scarlett Johannson is beautiful!

 

[jaguarr]

I think she's plain looking and overrated, personally. You can find girls like her by the dozens at any mall in America.

jag

 

[Master Chief]

Her nose is kind of... but she's a cool chick. Not ugly as a dog but not mind blowingly super hawt. Sexy though. lol.

 

[The Apocalypse]

I don't really think she is that hot.

 

[cryptic name]

i think she's very pretty. and her breasts are proof that mother nature is kind and good.

 

[Darthphere]

I'd hit it. That is all.

 

[hey yo its sean]

She's got an odd appeal. Don't get me wrong, i'd beat like crazy, but i'm not exactly sure why. Maybe it's her big ass ****.

 

[PyroProductions]

She's got an odd appeal. Don't get me wrong, i'd beat like crazy, but i'm not exactly sure why. Maybe it's her big ass ****.

I think you're right...she does have some tig assed bitties.

 

[Electrix]

 

[guitarsingerguy]

First off, it doesn't help that my coworker is a child. Second, I think she's pretty damn average. Third, you can find tatas just as big on old nasty ladies at the supermarket. Fourth, I said I'd hit it. That is all.

 

[Darthphere]

Fourth, I said I'd hit it. That is all.

No, I said that.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

She looks like a ****ing ****** in that second pic, and what the **** is in her nose?!?!

 

[guitarsingerguy]

No, I said that.

Would you like to hit it at the same time? Cause...you know......I'm down.

 

[Darthphere]

I just got weirded out.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I just got weirded out.

Woulda been weirder had our balls touched.

 

[hey yo its sean]

Third, you can find tatas just as big on old nasty ladies at the supermarket.

But I don't want to **** old nasty ladies at the supermarket.

 

[Darthphere]

Woulda been weirder had our balls touched.

If you can guarantee they don't, I'm in.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

If you can guarantee they don't, I'm in.

****! Then my tiny little bit of pleasure in having sex with Scarlett Johannsan has just gone out the window.

 

[Fran]

I'd definitely bang Scarlett. She's really good looking. Then I'd quit school, my job, and move to Chicago with her. I'd also go into law-enforcement school.

 

[PyroProductions]

First off, it doesn't help that my coworker is a child. Second, I think she's pretty damn average. Third, you can find tatas just as big on old nasty ladies at the supermarket. Fourth, I said I'd hit it. That is all.

Ok, grandpa. Yeah....older women have tatas to the ground too, but you wouldn't hit that, now would you?

 

[Manic]

You know, it's funny. I never quite noticed her face, before. It is kinda average.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Ok, grandpa. Yeah....older women have tatas to the ground too, but you wouldn't hit that, now would you?

Check ya'self before ah reckity wreck ya'self.

 

[PyroProductions]

You know, it's funny. I never quite noticed her face, before. It is kinda average.

Eh, I think she's a lot better than average.

 

[PyroProductions]

Check ya'self before ah reckicy wreck ya'self.

R-E-S-T-E-C-P! Wha' dos that spell?

 

[Abaddon]

I don't like her mouth really