Random Chat Logs

[Batman]

Murdock says:
I'd switch every line of internal narration between "you" and "I"
Master Bruce says:
I'll play with that.
Master Bruce says:
But up the ante.
Murdock says:
thats what she said.
Master Bruce says:
Not to me!

 

[Andy C.]

Rob says:Oh and Andy, what was your verdict on cover Credit?
Andy C. says:I'll go with my actual name
Rob says:And your last name is?
Andy C. says:Cayse
Master Bruce says:I might aswell go with mine, then.
Rob says:Campbell isn't it?
Master Bruce says:Si
Andy C. says:Master Bruce Campbell?
Andy C. says:holy **** yes

 

[wiegeabo]

*bows down*

I didn't know you were that Master Bruce!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Optikal says:
Fawkes is awesome. I'm living in Fallout 3 atm

Electro UK says:
I'm not a big fan of it actually

Electro UK says:
But that's because I've played and beaten the far superior 1 and 2

Optikal says:
well i've beaten my wife lots of times, but i still enjoy her

 

[wiegeabo]

Are you sure that was Optikal? Are you sure it wasn't Byrd?

 

[Keyser Soze]

Keyser Soze = John
Electro UK = Jamie
Byrd Man = His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd
Optikal = ...Optikal

Convo 1: Red
Convo 2: Green
Convo 3: Blue
Convo 4: Purple

Optikal says:
cool. I'm thinking of second characters but i can't narrow it down to one
Optikal says:
so i'm holding off for now
Jamie says:
That's fine dude
John says:
sounds like the best move
John says:
get a solid grounding with one for now
Optikal says:
you like the taste of sweaty penis, jamie?
John says:
LOL
John says:
that's an intersting question
Optikal says:
one posed by BnKs last post :/
John says:
eh?
John says:
*looks*
Jamie says:
I didn't post that
Optikal says:
well I bloody didn't
Jamie says:
But if I didn't post it
Jamie says:
And YOU didn't post it...
John says:
Who else from the list is online?
Optikal says:
DUN DUN DUUUUN!
Optikal says:
Whoin the RPG may not like me?
Jamie says:
electro and Keyser Soze
John says:
I don't know

...

John says:
it was me
Jamie says:
LMAO

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John says:
Byrd doesn't seem to keen on you
Optikal says:
LOL. any reason?
John says:
he's homophobic
Optikal says:
eh?
Jamie says:
HAHAHA
John says:
He believes you are a gay man
Optikal says:
i clearly missed a beat here
John says:
hence why he might atribute c***sucking to your name
John says:
a crafty one, that Byrd
Optikal says:
and why would he think me to be gay?
John says:
his gaydar

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John says:
I am making this bulls**t up as I go along
Jamie says:
This is going swimmingly

...

Optikal says:
are you pulling my leg here?
Jamie says:
No
John says:
No, he asked me if you were homosexual
John says:
I told him you were married with children
Jamie says:
Bryd seriously hates em, you know Charlite No One?
John says:
he said "Hurm..." and went offline
Optikal says:
mhm
Optikal says:
i remember him from my first stint on the hype
Jamie says:
Yeah, big homo
Jamie says:
Bryd's insults to him nearly got him banned
Optikal says:
i take it he drove him from the boards?
John says:
Yeah, there was some story to it
Jamie says:
The whole RPG board nearly went down that day
Optikal says:
do tell
John says:
they were pally at first, and something went douth
John says:
south
Jamie says:
Bryd did some homophobic stuff in a Cage post
Jamie says:
CNO took it up with him
Jamie says:
Bryd went for his usual "Holier than thou" approach
Optikal says:
i always figured Byrd was pretty cool
Jamie says:
Watch your back around him and he is
John says:
If he thinks you are gay, he will f***ing hound your ass
Jamie says:
Ironically
Optikal says:
LOL

...

John says:
BTW, in case Op approaches you, we are spinning a web of bulls*** in an elaborate prank on him
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Op who?
John says:
Optikal
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I don't have his MSN
John says:
We've got him believing you're a militant homophobe who is contemplating banning him from the RPGs because you think he is gay
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
....
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
John says:
it was utter bulls*** I spurted out because it was the first thing I could think of, but he's all like "WOW really!?"
John says:
so we kept on building on it and spinning it, created an elaborate backstory to it
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I need to read this backstory
John says:
lol

...

Optikal says:
think i should have it out with him?
John says:
you could try
John says:
other have, and failed
John says:
he is a fearsome opponent
John says:
I think if you send him a PM politely explaining the situation
Jamie says:
Yeah
Jamie says:
If you mouth off its a little fire with fire
Optikal says:
I wouldn't mouth off

...

John says:
we're convincing him to send you a PM politely explaining he's not gay
John says:
I think you should send him a PM questioning him about the offending OOC message. Be all like "It doesn't matter if you're gay, but I'd like to know if you are."
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I just might
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I think he just IM'd me
John says:
haha
John says:
what he say?

...

Optikal says:
Alright mate
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Huh?
Who is this?
Optikal says:
Hey! i was about to shoot you a PM. Just wanted to have a quick word if you're not too busy?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I've got a few stories to write, but they can wait. What's up?
Optikal says:
Well I was just chatting to Keyser and he mentioned that you had asked him about my sexuality. I'm not sure why it matters but for what it's worth, I'm straight. Been with my girl for 6 years, married for two and have two kids. The conversation stemmed from whoever edited the BnK post in Marvel HvsV and I thought it's probably best to straighten things out
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
So, you're not gay?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I mean, how do you know you're not gay? Have you ever tried a penis to make sure you don't like it?
Optikal says:
Nope. Not even a tiny bit, though i do have a wierd sense of humour and can imagine why people may raise the question
Optikal says:
LOL. Can't say i have

...

Jamie has been added to the conversation

John says:
Jamie is in on it too
Jamie says:
This is awesome
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
O'rly?
Jamie says:
Yeah
Jamie says:
John started it, then we both made s*** up
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I love how people use me as a hate monger, and they totally buy it!

...

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Did Soze mention CNO?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
That fudgepacking bastard. I swear to god.
Optikal says:
No. What's CNO?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Charlie-No-One.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
This queer I couldn't stand
Optikal says:
Ah, I'm guessing your homophobic?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
No.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I just can't stand f**s.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
It's an exit, not an entrance.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I mean, seriously! Who in the hell would want a man with his oiled up, muscley chest shining like a bronzed god?
Optikal says:
Ha! Fair play i suppose. I live by the 'each to their own' motto. I don't know, but if it make folk happy, then more power to them. Anyway, Keys did mention that you'd asked after me and that you also had access to the BnK account and i didn't want any confusion. Hopefully things are alright from now on!

...

Jamie says:
I think this is what the random chat logs thread was made for
John says:
we should post it from multiple perspectives
John says:
like my Role Playing League story
Jamie says:
LOL
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Ha
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I think I might start coming on to him.
John says:
.....
John says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Jamie says:
I think its a must that you do

...

Optikal says:
he's not replied yet
John says:
Byrd is one twisted individual
Optikal says:
He's twisted. how did he not get banned before?
John says:
there has to be some kind of psychological issue going on there

...

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Yeah...so you said you're married, right?
Optikal says:
yeahj
Optikal says:
yeah*
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
That's good...so you and your wife don't have an open relationship/
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
You know, some couples like to wife swap
Optikal says:
LOL. no.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
That's good. You're a fine man.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Real fine man.
Optikal says:
ha! You got a wife / GF?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
So, you ever tried cybering?

...

John says:
LMFAO!
Jamie says:
HAHAHAH

...

Optikal says:
what's that?
Optikal says:
*goes to wiki it*
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
It's like phone sex, but with computers and IMs.
Optikal says:
Couldn't even if i wanted to. I'm left handed and no good at typing with my right. How about you? you seem very interested in my sexual exploits
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I've tried it a time or two.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Best thing about it, even a dude can pretend to be a woman.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I mean, it makes it not gay, right?

...

Jamie says:
...
John says:
....
Jamie says:
Not again

...

John says:
LMAO
John says:
"Not again"
Jamie says:
he he, thought it was a nice touch
Jamie says:
Can't believe he's still buying this

...

Optikal says:
If you say so fella. I mean, i know some guys like to pretend they're all manly and stuff, but like a bit of bum-love when no -ones looking. I've seen Cruel Intentions.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Well, I sure as s*** ain't gay
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
So...would you mind sending me a picture of yourself?

...

Jamie says:
Oh
Jamie says:
Oh god
Jamie says:
I'm crying
Jamie says:
Crying with joy
John says:
LOL!
John says:
I'm compiling the chat logs now

...

Optikal says:
the football jock dude secretly loves cock.
Jamie says:
Op, whatever he says
Jamie says:
Don't do it
Optikal says:
I wouldn't be so daft as to
John says:
find some UK pretty-boy actor he wouldn't know, and send him a pic
John says:
Gareth Gates or something.
Jamie says:
I gotta be off guys
John says:
This is soooooo weird
Jamie says:
Good luck Op!
John says:
We'll keep you informed Jamie
Jamie says:
Laters

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Optikal says:
LOL, why?
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I don't know...I mean, I've had other people do it. All the dudes...except Charlie, that f***ing f**.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Oh, and if you do send me a pic. Make sure it's shirtless
Optikal says:
LMFAO! now THAT'S worrying right there. WTF?!
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Dude. It's okay.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
I'm not gay. I hate gay people.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
F**king c**ksuckers.
Optikal says:
you hate gay people but your on the internet asking dudes for shirtless pics
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Yeah....I mean, It's not like I'm asking to see your wank
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
So, how big would you say it is? 6, 7, even 8 inches?

...

John says:
Man, this is surreal
Optikal says:
what is?
John says:
Byrd stalking you
Optikal says:
he's hardly stalking me
John says:
grooming you, then

...

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Thank you, Soze.

Jamie has left the conversation.

His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
So much.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
It has made my day
John says:
Right, bring it home if you wish Byrd. Say you've got a meeting at the park, but he can send some pics to your inbox later if he changes his mind

...

Optikal says:
Damn man, you really do have something wrong with you
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Anyways, I got to jet. I got to go to a city council meeting.
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Think about what I said, if your wife is the kind of lady that's open minded, maybe we can work something out...if you know what I mean.
Optikal says:
so long as you get to see shirtless pic of me first eh Take it easy chief
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Chief? Dude, that is so gay
Optikal says:
So is 'got to jet', but whatever. Hey before you go, you know when you're f***ing a girl, does giving her it in the ass make you sorta gay?

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His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Please tell me you saved all that
John says:
I am chatlogging it
His Highness, King Sports Director Byrd says:
Good.

 

[Catman_prb]

Oh. My. God.

 

[Electro UK]

We still haven't told him.

It breaks my heart he'll have to see it on here.

 

[SuperFerret]

.....

THAT was the funniest thing I have EVER read.

 

[Keyser Soze]

We still haven't told him.

It breaks my heart he'll have to see it on here.

I know. It was literally like me saying "Go to the chat logs" just seconds after he went offline.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I lawl'd.

 

[Gallagher]

PP... we've been out done.

 

[SuperFerret]

Just shows that you newbies have a lot to learn.

 

[Byrd Man]

We still haven't told him.

It breaks my heart he'll have to see it on here.

I propose we keep this going. Make sure he doesn't see this thread.

 

[Gallagher]

I hereby propose that we split into teams and try and pull the most disgusting/hilarious pranks (On Hypers or otherwise) we can. The best gets a prize.

The prize may or may not be a bumming.

 

[Matt Murdock]

I propose we keep this going. Make sure he doesn't see this thread.

"But, Doc. What if we don't? What if we don't succeed?"
"We. Must. Succeed!"

 

[Byrd Man]

I hereby propose that we split into teams and try and pull the most disgusting/hilarious pranks (On Hypers or otherwise) we can. The best gets a prize.

The prize may or may not be a bumming.

My name is Byrd, and I approve this message

 

[Electro UK]

I propose we keep this going. Make sure he doesn't see this thread.

Only if you full out verbally assault him.

Other than that, no more pranking. You two have already tried and failed once tonight.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I propose we keep this going. Make sure he doesn't see this thread.

LOL! We all delete our posts on the subject, and then continue on tomorrow?

Or I edit it down to just the Op/Byrd discussion, and we all act disgusted and appalled with Byrd, as if he's been outed as a bigot?

 

[SuperFerret]

Outed? I thought it was common knowledge.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Outed? I thought it was common knowledge.

.....oh yeah, good point.

 

[Keyser Soze]

In all serousness, though, I suggest we leave it be. I can't wait for Op's reaction, and I'm sure he'll get a good laugh out of it. But it worked best as a one-off, because it was largely spontaneous and thrown-together. Any attempt to keep it going ot replicate it just won't be good, it'll feel like one of those Pirates of the Caribbean sequels.

 

[SuperFerret]

Or a hairless cat. Nothing feels as weird as those. Like a warm lizard, it's unnatural.

 

[Batman]

Or a hairless cat. Nothing feels as weird as those. Like a warm lizard, it's unnatural.

 

[Spike_x1]

Good God. I was laughing so hard that my sides actually hurt.