Random Chat Logs

[SuperFerret]

Ferret says:
btw, slap me if I ever go into the Watchmen forums again
Rob says:
Why?
Ferret says:
because I can't stand the fans of the book
Rob says:
I'm a fan of the book
Ferret says:
it's like trying to talk about the Bible with a hardcore christian
Ferret says:
I am too, but it's not the greatest human achievement ever
Ferret says:
they're worse than the Batfans
Ferret says:
the silence suggests that I've offended you
Rob says:
No, just working on a lab report
Ferret says:
or that
Ferret says:
one or the other
Ferret says:
the important thing is that I predicted it correctly
Rob says:
Much like Dr. Manhatton
Ferret says:
I don't have a blue wang
Rob says:
No, you have a blue vagina
Ferret says:

Ferret says:
it is not blue
Rob says:
Sorry, Azure.
Ferret says:
that's better
Ferret says:
azure is much more feminine

 

[Optikal]

Not an MSN log but a dude I've just dealt with at work...

Customer: I want to make payment on my account.

Me: Okay sir, I can take a payment. Now I just need to take your card details... So how does your name appear on that card?

Customer: In silver.

Me: *facepalm*

 

[SuperFerret]

I've been there before.

 

[Batman]

Not an MSN log but a dude I've just dealt with at work...

Customer: I want to make payment on my account.

Me: Okay sir, I can take a payment. Now I just need to take your card details... So how does your name appear on that card?

Customer: In silver.

Me: *facepalm*

Well, you asked. I answered. You didn't have to be rude about it.

 

[Saved]

Syn: And Murdock changed his name four more times.
Catman: well, he does that.
Catman: It's to be expected.
Catman: You wouldn't want to come back to find everything changed now would you?
Syn: ...
Syn: Change isn't always bad.
Syn: For instance, inactivity
Syn: Change it.
Catman: yes, I'll just wave the magic wand
Syn: ...
Syn: ...
Syn: Way to FAIL, Cats.
Catman: ...
Catman: I've missed this.

 

[wiegeabo]

It's a beautiful thing when two lovers are reunited. *tear*

 

[Saved]

See, I cheated with MB, Cats cheated with Sensei, but in the end... Wait, what?

 

[SuperFerret]

See, I cheated with MB, Cats cheated with Sensei, but in the end... Wait, what?

 

[Saved]

:facepalm

 

[SenseiofCheese]

John says:
ll

BL says:
II

Bjarki says:
II....I

BL says:
VI

BL says:
*IV

John says:
lol

 

[Matt Murdock]

It's MacTastic.: hahaha what a ****ing loser
Bjarki: I know
Bjarki: pissed me right the **** off
It's MacTastic.: hes such a c**t
Bjarki: a massive vagina filled with dirty dick
It's MacTastic.: we're posting this in the chat log thread.

 

[Byrd Man]

This chat log thread worries me, because last time I could have cheated and been a dick over IMs.....

 

[Keyser Soze]

John says:
Here's a preview of my next post:

John says:
In one swift movement, Loki disrobed, and stood before her teammates, completely naked.

"Now, in the spirit of Asgardian celebration after victory in battle, let us all bed one another."

SuperFerret says:
haha

SuperFerret says:
it's true though

SuperFerret says:
Valhalla is all fighting by day, f**king by night

SuperFerret says:
and booze throughout

John says:
One of my favourite panels in Fractions Thor Ages of Thunder trilogy is when someone rushes into Thor's quarters to ask for his help....and he's lying in bed with his 5 b**ches

John says:
I just thought.....total pimp

SuperFerret says:
yeah

SuperFerret says:
Thor's a badass

John says:
Thor: God of *****

John says:
I'm planning on proposing that mini to Marvel

SuperFerret says:
I mean, you don't see Captain America with bonafide wenches

SuperFerret says:
you have any idea how hard wenches are to find nowadays

SuperFerret says:
damn never impossible

John says:
Gotta love a good wench

John says:
they're like goldust

SuperFerret says:
*near

John says:
Almost as rare as a fair maiden

SuperFerret says:
true

SuperFerret says:
in modern times, we have girls-next-door in the place of the fair maiden

SuperFerret says:
and the wench has evolved down two branches: ****s and waitresses

SuperFerret says:
only a true wench combines both

John says:
perhaps then a fair term would be hussy

SuperFerret says:
perhaps

SuperFerret says:
still, a wench isn't a wench unless she's serving you a stein of ale

John says:
while sucking your cock

SuperFerret says:
aye

John says:
at the same time preferably

SuperFerret says:
of course

SuperFerret says:
that way you both get frothy liquid going down your respective throats

SuperFerret says:


John says:
HAHAHAHAHA!

SuperFerret says:
though, why viking **** would be frothy is beyond me, but it makes sense

 

[Green Lantern]

Rob says: (3:07:07 PM)
I miss Kon
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:07:30 PM)
as do all people of good heart
Rob says: (3:07:47 PM)
He's part of the reason I started reading comics
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:07:53 PM)
indeed!
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:08:24 PM)
i hope it doesnt actualy involve spanking
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:08:26 PM)
....
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:08:32 PM)
that is the wrong conversation
Rob says: (3:08:42 PM)
Chatlogged.
Mr. Crowley (W) says: (3:08:54 PM)
*sigh* it was inevitable

 

[Catman_prb]

 

[Green Lantern]

I just want to know what the conversation you DID intend that for was.

 

[wiegeabo]

Probably talking to his lover again.

Sensei

 

[wiegeabo]

Damn Hype!

 

[Catman_prb]

I just want to know what the conversation you DID intend that for was.

My friend: I have a brand spanking idea!
Myself:...I hope it doesn't actually involve spanking

 

[wiegeabo]

Well...did it?

 

[Catman_prb]

Not for me

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Matt Murdock says:
I'm Disney: Classic.

Bjarki says:
I'm an oldies Disney fan

Matt Murdock says:
I didn't even see Mulan.

Bjarki says:
Neither did I

Bjarki says:
DUDE ARE WE THE SAME PERSON

Matt Murdock says:
I KNOW.
Matt Murdock says:
ITS SO ****ING ODD

Bjarki says:
I'm half-expecting to black out and see L O S T on the inside of my eyelids

Matt Murdock says:
HAHAHAHAH

Matt Murdock says:
Or my ****

Bjarki says:
Both. Your **** spelling L O S T

----

We are getting married.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Bwahahaha

 

[wiegeabo]

Matt Murdock says:
I'm Disney: Classic.

Bjarki says:
I'm an oldies Disney fan

Matt Murdock says:
I didn't even see Mulan.

Bjarki says:
Neither did I

Bjarki says:
DUDE ARE WE THE SAME PERSON

Matt Murdock says:
I KNOW.
Matt Murdock says:
ITS SO ****ING ODD

Bjarki says:
I'm half-expecting to black out and see L O S T on the inside of my eyelids

Matt Murdock says:
HAHAHAHAH

Matt Murdock says:
Or my ****

Bjarki says:
Both. Your **** spelling L O S T

----

We are getting married.

Congrats! I'm sure now that Iceland has a gay head of state, you're marriage will be legal.

 

[twylight]

[22:16] Drak: Hell, I could even give a small example.
[22:16] twylight: oh?
[22:16] Drak: Remember when you switched from Marvel to DC?
[22:16] twylight: errrr yes
[22:16] twylight: ... I feel kinda nerdy now, but okay
[22:17] Drak: Remember how you were kicking yourself because it took you so long to see the light?
[22:17] twylight: .....no. But I can imagine I did.
[22:18] Drak: You did
[22:18] Drak: And I'm pretty sure I have logs to prove it.