Random Chat Logs

[wiegeabo]

*jumps after mint copy of Detective Comics #27*

AHHH!!! SF you bastard!!!


*walks from fire unscathed*

This is Detective Comics #26!

 

[SuperFerret]

Hey, some sacrifices are too important to be made.

 

[wiegeabo]

...Ok, I'll go along with that.

 

[Electro UK]

John says:
brb, dog needs a piss
Jamie says:
I wonder how this works
Jamie says:
does the dog inform you in some incredibly intellegant way it needs a piss?
Jamie says:
Or is dog the nickname for your penis
John says:
no
John says:
it starts running back and forth, and clawing at me
John says:
it might as well be crossing its legs
Jamie says:
hahaha!
Jamie says:
do you monitor it as it pisses?
John says:
no, he said he can't go if I watch
Jamie says:
Ah

 

[Electro UK]

Me again.

Jamie says:
Anyway, **** I told myself I'd be off MSN an hour ago, shower, then Dark Victory
Jamie says:
Which I'll still do
Jamie says:
But I'll get to like 2 in the morning now
Jamie says:
Then be ****ed for school as usual
John says:
LOL
John says:
sounds like me when I was your age
John says:
many many eons ago
Jamie says:
hahaha
Jamie says:
You get up in the morning thinking "Right, bed by 11 tonight"
John says:
and then....nope, **** that
Jamie says:
Then I find myself at 3 in the morning talking to you about derranged murderers with a taste for poor jokes, and a guys that murder children then have sex with them
John says:
but don't hold that against Byrd
Jamie says:
Okay, chat logged
Jamie says:
No way that is not being chat logged

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Bjarki says:
I would be his coaster

Matt Murdock says:
lol

Matt Murdock says:
hes so effing chill.

Bjarki says:
Amazingly so

Matt Murdock says:
he's insane, though.

Matt Murdock says:
like

Matt Murdock says:
he's ****ing crazy.

Bjarki says:
But that's part of what makes him cool

Matt Murdock says:
"It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and my finger's on the trigger, and I like the taste of the gunmetal."

Matt Murdock says:
Yeah.

Matt Murdock says:
He's totally sane.

Bjarki says:
Imagine being his kid. Seriously. Just, "What does your daddy do?"

"What does he do? He's Robert ****ing Downey Jr, that's what he does."

Matt Murdock says:
hahahaha

Matt Murdock says:
"Have you seen iron man? He ****s chicks and shoots guns and does crack smack and ganja."

Matt Murdock says:
http://jaded4good.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/robert-downey-jr-1207-lg1.jpg

Matt Murdock says:
god DAMN it

Bjarki says:
God, that reminds me of Tropic Thunder. How ****ing blue were his eyes in that movie?

Bjarki says:
I was just..like...lost in his ocean.

 

[Eddie Brock]

[22:54] Eddie: Any time flames are involved, epicness is guaranteed.
[22:54] Bjarki: Tell that to poor old Rachel Dawes
[22:54] Eddie: I still wonder if it's wrong that I found her incredibly attractive in that scene.
[22:55] Eddie: Necrophilia FTW?
[22:55] Eddie: Maybe it's the raspy voice.
[22:55] Bjarki: Oh, totally. Hell, just walking past a cemetary is sure to give me a stiffy.

 

[Eddie Brock]

EDIT: So nice, I said it twice.

 

[Eddie Brock]

An interpretation of what Fox thinks of how Marvel Studios makes movies...

[23:46] Bjarki: Studio exec #1: "Wait...they're making MORE money by putting effort and care into making these movies? What the ****?"
[23:47] Eddie: Studio exec #2: "What's a 'comic book?'"
[23:48] Bjarki: Studio Exec #2: "You mean to tell me we've had completed scripts AND storyboards all this time?"
[23:49] Eddie: Studio exec #1: "You mean to tell ME we've had kindling for our fire all this time?"
[23:49] Eddie: *throws comics into fire*
[23:50] Bjarki: Studio Exec #3: "Can I come back in now?"
[23:52] Eddie: Studio Exec #1: "Have you edited the newest X-Men script to get rid of all character development yet?"
[23:53] Bjarki: #3: "Yeah. I just put in scenes of Professor X looking at the female studenst in the shower"
[23:54] Eddie: #1: "Okay, then. Come in."

 

[Venom160]

[16:24] Mortal 120: hows my Superboy so far? Am I displaying his power correctly?
[16:24] Synmerc: he's ****ing terrible, dude. Keep it up.
[16:25] Mortal 120: you just blew my mind dude.......

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Matt Murdock says:
AGH
Matt Murdock says:
OMG
Matt Murdock says:
AGH
Matt Murdock says:
MY ASS JUST PUKED
Bjarki says:
Poop stings
Matt Murdock says:
OWWWW
Bjarki says:
I'M THERE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT MAN
Bjarki says:
HOLD MY GHOST HAND
Matt Murdock says:
bahahahahaha
Matt Murdock says:
that was the most uncomfortable sensation i've felt
Matt Murdock says:
ever.
Matt Murdock says:
and i've had my football coach's dick on my shoulder.
Matt Murdock says:
granted, he was in pants at the time.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Thank God for Murdock's final remark there. Otherwise, I was afraid he was coming out about sexual abuse at the hands of his coach.

 

[Batman]

Behold! Never before has such kissing of the rear area been attempted... until now.

[00:04] Bruce: I respect wieg.
[00:05] Blacklight: As do I. He's a really cool guy
[00:05] Blacklight: I never get to tell him that as much as I should
[00:05] Bruce: Heh.
[00:06] Bruce: He probably hears it too much anyway.
[00:06] Blacklight: True... As GL said, 90% of the population are in fact IN love with the wiegeabo
[00:07] Blacklight: It's been made into a new amendment
[00:08] Blacklight: "The citizens of the United States hold their right to love the wiegeabo, anytime and always. Indefinitely and because of his awesomeness."
[00:09] Bruce: Anyone who doesn't get with the program have to succumb to the penalty of being a *****e.
[00:09] Bruce: Literally. Their credit cards would read that.
[00:10] Blacklight: Yeah, and everytime the use it, a HUGE ****ing sign reading "YOU ARE A *****EBAG. YOU ARE A *****EBAG." just pops out of nowhere after the cashier swipes their card. and everyone just points and laughs
[00:10] Blacklight: That'd be awesome
[00:11] Bruce: Tis law of the wiegeabo.

 

[SuperFerret]

Kiss-asses. Wieg is far too smart and handsome to fall for such obvious flattery.

 

[Batman]

Ah, yes. His handsomeness. I covered that about a minute following.

[00:13] Bruce: Indeed. Only one man is on equal footing with wieg.
[00:13] Bruce: And that is... wieg's mirror reflection.
[00:13] Bruce: It's that handsome!

 

[wiegeabo]

Aw, shucks

 

[Blacklight]

and it even continued...


MasterBruce says (12:13 AM):Tis law of the wiegeabo.
Blacklight says (12:14 AM):Tis must be OBEYED
Blacklight says (12:14 AM):For not only is the wiegeabo awesome, but he is also the Goddamn Batman
MasterBruce says (12:14 AM):Batman?
MasterBruce says (12:15 AM):Even The Dark Knight bows to the mighty wieg.
Blacklight says (12:15 AM):Aye. He even has Dr. Manhattan backing the f**k off his s**t
MasterBruce says (12:16 AM):Indeed. Only one man is on equal footing with wieg.
MasterBruce says (12:16 AM):And that is... wieg's mirror reflection.
MasterBruce says (12:16 AM):It's that handsome!
Blacklight says (12:17 AM):Damn... I was about to guess Chuck Norris, but I guess the wieg makes even HIM look like a p***y too

 

[Batman]

"MasterBruce"? You were talking with someone else?

I thought you cared.

 

[Blacklight]

"MasterBruce"? You were talking with someone else?

I thought you cared.

My bad. I'm not one for gaps

 

[SuperFerret]

Me either. I hate Old Navy too.

 

[Batman]

What's your stance on Banana Republic?

 

[wiegeabo]

*senses a disturbance in the Force*

Did someone just say they don't like Old Navy?...

 

[SuperFerret]

What's your stance on Banana Republic?

Well, I'm a Mango Democrat, so...

 

[wiegeabo]

Well, I'm a Mango Democrat, so...

That actually sort of sounds cool

 

[Batman]

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've done in awhile.

[15:43] Bruce: Hey!
[15:44] Venom160: hey
[15:44] Bruce: What's up?
[15:44] Venom160: Nothing much man, just got some exams on the way. You?
[15:44] Bruce: Nothing much here, either.
[15:45] Bruce: I was wondering what the deal with OCH was. Is he coming to the reboot?
[15:45] Venom160: OCH?
[15:46] Bruce: Ol'Canuckle
[15:46] Venom160: I'm sorry man. I have no idea, I'm not in the RPG's anymore.
[15:47] Bruce: ....Wha...?
[15:48] Bruce: ....
[15:48] Bruce: I think I'm talking to the wrong person
[15:48] Venom160: Yeah, same lol.
[15:48] Bruce: You're not Venom160, are ya?
[15:48] Venom160: This is Karem-Knight.
[15:48] Venom160 now revealed as Karem: haha, nah.
[15:48] Bruce: Holy crap, dude!
[15:48] Bruce: Hahahah.
[15:48] Bruce: I'm sorry.
[15:48] Karem: It's cool man.
[15:48] Bruce: For some reason, my MSN had you as 160.
[15:48] Bruce: My bad.
[15:48] Karem: No worries man.
[15:49] Bruce: Anyway. Good talking to you again.
[15:49] Karem: yeah same over here man.

[/egg on face]