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If you cuss in this one church in North Carolina I can't remember where you go to Jail. It was on Ripleys Believe it or Not.
Anacondas are really slow.
 
If a guy just looks on for 8 seconds or more with a girl waving who is a friend of his and he doesn't wave back until after 8 or more seconds she will be annoyed.
True story I did it.
 
If a guy just looks on for 8 seconds or more with a girl waving who is a friend of his and he doesn't wave back until after 8 or more seconds she will be annoyed.
True story I did it.

House is not amused. :dry:

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House is not amused. :dry:

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Let me add in House in a just a crude ***** ******* that can talk a bunch of crap and act tough but can't back it up. Basically he is like Raphael from TMNT of acting crude and acting but he can't back it up.
He didn't challenge Foreman or hasn't taken him on in a fight because he would get owned. Foreman would hit House so hard you hear the bones break.
 
Just read this in Maxim.

An erect penis can be broken.
 
If you skip a meal thinking you will lose weight easily and won't feel bad then you are in for a big surprise. Expect to have a major headache and your throat hurts a lot even when you are eating and swallowing.
 
Just read this in Maxim.

An erect penis can be broken.

almost happened to me once . . . that girl was quite the firecracker . . . I was pretty pissed
 
almost happened to me once . . . that girl was quite the firecracker . . . I was pretty pissed

Someone on the Hype has elaborated on a story of theirs and is now a refugee :(
 
^ha . . . I'm glad I didn't go into more detail :O
 
More sit ups actually adds fats rather than making you lose it. I found that out from one of the postings at 24 hour fitness.
 
If you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. It's like a tasty vortex.


Learned that from a man named Jim. :D
 
many cosmetic products include human placenta as an ingredient :yuck:
 
many cosmetic products include human placenta as an ingredient :yuck:

Yuck?

You can't waste perfectly good placenta! Plus, at least it's not being sold to McDonalds.

Would you rather placenta on your face or in your mouth?
 
pubic hair does not burn...

try it

The molecules that make up pubic hair are heat resistant and also non-flamable.

Non-flamable fibres created naturallly are good heat insulators which keep the pubic region in the ideal temperature region of approximately 39.4 degrees celcius, which is perfect for breeding.

another tip is to shave your pubic hairs on male as as it leads to the development of more sperm that are less likely to pregnate a lady (i.e. blanks).
 
Yuck?

You can't waste perfectly good placenta! Plus, at least it's not being sold to McDonalds.

Would you rather placenta on your face or in your mouth?

that's uhhhhh . . . . what she said? :( :confused: :(
 
pubic hair does not burn...

try it

The molecules that make up pubic hair are heat resistant and also non-flamable.

Non-flamable fibres created naturallly are good heat insulators which keep the pubic region in the ideal temperature region of approximately 39.4 degrees celcius, which is perfect for breeding.

another tip is to shave your pubic hairs on male as as it leads to the development of more sperm that are less likely to pregnate a lady (i.e. blanks).

you almost got me :o
 
No Strings Attached by NSync is the fastest selling album in history, selling over a million copies in it's opening day and 2.4 million by the end of it's debut week.
 
^:wow: that's just fkd up . . .
 

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