Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

[Mdizzle]

"Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese. 64...*gulp*...63...*gulp*"

later:

"...2...*gulp*...1...*gulp*...
"Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind"

I've done something like that once. But at least at the time, I was drunk.

 

[K.B.]

Kent Brockman: "There's an eclipse when i SAY there's an eclipse!"

 

[Drakon]

See my vest, See my vest, made of real gorilla chest......

I can do that whole song, pretty much, with my Monty Burns voice.

 

[Mdizzle]

..."kill two for matching clogs!"

 

[Drakon]

I'll have to do a video of my doing that.

 

[Mdizzle]

Well you have the gorilla chest down pat.

 

[Drakon]

 

[K.B.]

I thoguth tonights episode was one of the best Id seen in forever ( I was laughing hard literally every 5 seconds) and it was very quotable.


Lisa:"I just love your accent!Ha ha 'A two-nicorn'."

 

[Mutagen]

Christopher Walken:

[YT]Ob37KzlUEPA[/YT]

 

[Homer J. Fong]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[lou2099]

Help Me, Jebus!!!

 

[Obi-Ron]

Chief Wiggum: Well, well, if it isn't the Pope of Chili Town!

(For years "Pope of Chili Town" was my custom title )

 

[Milu]

"BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!"

"BARTDOYOULIKEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!"


Your avvy is awesome BTW, Obi-Ron.

 

[Drakon]

Try this instead:

"Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!"

Works for me

Before Lich King, I was playing in a 3v3 arena in WoW, and ran up against a team called "Dental Plan", and looked it up, to see that there was also a team called "Lisa needs Braces". I about pissed myself with laughter at the though of them fighting one another.

FYI: My team? Bender the Magnificent.

 

[Obi-Ron]

Moe, Moe, Moe!
How do you like me?
Why don't you like me?

Before Lich King, I was playing in a 3v3 arena in WoW, and ran up against a team called "Dental Plan", and looked it up, to see that there was also a team called "Lisa needs Braces". I about pissed myself with laughter at the though of them fighting one another.

That is pretty funny! t:

Your avvy is awesome BTW, Obi-Ron.

Thanks!

 

[Mdizzle]

"Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use oil-based paint because the wood is pine!!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

Chili, red hot texas style chili and we gott ginger ale, boilin hot TEXAS style ginger ale

 

[Drakon]

I'm sure this has been used before, but:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!!
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree......AAH!"

 

[Mdizzle]

I'm sure this has been used before, but:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!!
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree......AAH!"

I said that one already. GOOD ONE. ha!

I'm going to repeat this one because it's pure comic genius:

"Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!"
I'm a stupid four-eyed lamo who wears the same stupid sweater every-
"THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

Me fail english that's unpossible

 

[Dave McFly]

i don't remember the episode or most of the quote but i remember somebody doing something homer opens his mouth to say something. you see birds fly from a tree and across town Flanders says "that's the loudest profanity I ever heard."

 

[Mutagen]

i don't remember the episode or most of the quote but i remember somebody doing something homer opens his mouth to say something. you see birds fly from a tree and across town Flanders says "that's the loudest profanity I ever heard."

The episode when Burns makes the whole town angry and keeps forgetting Homer's name, the one where Burns gets shot. Very funny.

 

[K.B.]

Tonights one with Millhouse was great..seemed very "classic simpsons" and had a ton of great sight gags t:

 

[Mutagen]

They have been getting better, I notice.

 

[PyroChamber]

"And a hot plate!"