Re-creating Captain Marvel?

[sethcohen]

Id give the power of Captain Marvel to a kid with OCD and tourettes... just keeps screaming SHAZAM randomly

does anyone watch rescue me? that guy with tourettes kept calling frano the n word and a black guy thought he was talking to him... lmao!

 

[onceasaint]

does anyone watch rescue me? that guy with tourettes kept calling frano the n word and a black guy thought he was talking to him... lmao!

Thats where i got the idea!

I want someone who really needs the Wisdom of Solomon...

 

[sethcohen]

i almost died when he ate the checker and then all of a sudden tells franco hes going to "beat his goddamn ass if he tells" hahahaha

 

[onceasaint]

i almost died when he ate the checker and then all of a sudden tells franco hes going to "beat his goddamn ass if he tells" hahahaha

I really think its what the DCU needs

Hell, put him on the league!

Marvel: .... -n word-

John Stewart: WHAT'D HE JUST CALL ME??

Superman: No no... its okay, he was saying it to me!

John Stewart: How does THAT make it ok for him to call YOU that??

Superman: Hey hey... im kryptonian so lets get that straight... Look, he didnt mean it okay..

John Stewart: Fine...

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Marvel: -n word-

John Stewart: !!!

 

[sethcohen]

but he sooooooo needs a power too... like a power that someone with that mental capacity should be the last person to get hahaha

 

[onceasaint]

but he sooooooo needs a power too... like a power that someone with that mental capacity should be the last person to get hahaha

Thats why I said let him have tourettes and OCD. Billy will tell him to remember to say SHAZAM to transform and he'll obsess over it. The new Marvel will randomly shout it out at the most inappropriate times, and when he does, he has to say it exactly 8 times in a row while twitching one leg and snapping his fingers on his left hand.

Could you imagine that on the first JLA meeting?

Superman: Im glad we could all be here today

Wonder Woman: This is a historic day

Batman: We've learned from out mistakes and are ready to move on... to something great than we ever imagined...

Superman: Yes, which is why id like to announce that...

Marvel: aaaahhh SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM! -lightning blows up the Watchtower-

Everyone:

 

[sethcohen]

i want something on a grander scale! hahaha

 

[onceasaint]

i want something on a grander scale! hahaha

What, like accidentally call the new Spectre by a racial slur?

-thinks about the Captain Marvel / Spectre fight with new very inappropriate dialogue-

 

[sethcohen]

no i mean he needs like, spectre like powers or something... or like mxplykt makes his words effect reality or something...

 

[onceasaint]

No no, cant be an overly jokey book like Plasticman, it'd never sell. You need a character like that in a position where he just creates the "elephant in the room" effect. He's an awesome hero, but he keeps saying offensive things and wrecking stuff. Everyone wants to say something but no one wants to sound offensive or come off as intolerant.

Which I think would make everyone rally behind Bats or Guy to speak up since Bats doesnt have the patience to put up with that kind of thing going on and Guy would just love to get to tell someone off.

 

[sethcohen]

hmmmmmm... i like the idea of them having to clean up his huge unintended messes mor often than they actually fight villains... that would be fun...

 

[onceasaint]

Itd be one of those things where hes just such a good hero you dont wanna kick him out, its just, with his condition... hes not always helpful.

Sure, he saved a bus load of school kids from blowing up, but he also taught them 27 swear words.

 

[sethcohen]

lmao

 

[onceasaint]

DC needs to let me put these ideas out as Esleworlds books or something.

 

[sethcohen]

its still way better than whats in the flash or nightwing

 

[onceasaint]

If Jason Todd can be an octopus, I can write Killa Nilla and Captain Marvel.

 

[sethcohen]

they would more than likely be better books than flash and nightwing...

 

[onceasaint]

And no spontaneous mutations either

 

[sethcohen]

only spontaneous ***** slappings from killa nilla

 

[onceasaint]

and texting with the t-mobile sidekick

"b****es looove smileys"

 

[Darthphere]

Killa Nilla.

 

[onceasaint]

You ddaaaaaaammn riiight!

 

[sethcohen]

michael turner should draw the whole book... and it will just be alternating pages of killa nilla standing and killa nilla using his sidekick

 

[onceasaint]

Robin: KILLA WHERE IS TWOFACE HOLDING THE HOSTAGES??

Killa Nilla: HA! That b**** is like "i <3 u KN" and i be all like "bebe ima give you half mah 40oz "

Robin: THE HOSTAGES!!!

Killa Nilla: Yo lemme take a pic of us, I can put that shiznit on my myspace!

Robin:

 

[sethcohen]

and the thing is, the whole time hes actually talking to a girl thats probably a hostage. hahahaha