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[KRYPTON INC.]

The Worst Fairy.

Careful flick... You badmouth the Spam Fairy and he just sends you more Spam.

 

[flickchick85]

Careful flick... You badmouth the Spam Fairy and he just sends you more Spam.

I can't eat that many frittatas.

 

[Guts]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I can't eat that many frittatas.

And... THAT is what was written on her tombstone.

 

[squeekness]

Careful flick... You badmouth the Spam Fairy and he just sends you more Spam.

There's too much Spam in the world already.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

There's too much Spam in the world already.

You just made the Spam Fairy's List squeek.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

As someone in the culinary arts what does seeing something like that do to you Guts?

 

[Iceman]

Hamsters are not pests.

You prefer to be called vermin?

 

[Guts]

As someone in the culinary arts what does seeing something like that do to you Guts?

Gag. But I've never eaten spam before. I did however open up a can of cooked ham and the first thing I did was poke it. My finger went right through it and and the texture was very mushy. I'm kinda convinced that canned meat is just processed meat that has been compressed into the shape of the can.

 

[squeekness]

You prefer to be called vermin?

 

[squeekness]

Gag. But I've never eaten spam before. I did however open up a can of cooked ham and the first thing I did was poke it. My finger went right through it and and the texture was very mushy. I'm kinda convinced that canned meat is just processed meat that has been compressed into the shape of the can.

I'm fairly certain it containes eyeballs, buttholes, and foreskins.

 

[Marvolo]

Made the mistake of going to Krispy Kreme for the first time in forever, having completely forgotten they stopped making crullers. I mean, WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT?

They sell them prepackaged at grocery stores and walmart.

You can get them glazed, apple cinnamon, blueberry, and sometimes pumpkin.

 

[flickchick85]

They sell them prepackaged at grocery stores and walmart.

You can get them glazed, apple cinnamon, blueberry, and sometimes pumpkin.

I've seen those before back when I lived in the South, but maybe it's a regional thing because I haven't found them in Wal-Marts up here.

 

[squeekness]

They sell them prepackaged at grocery stores and walmart.

You can get them glazed, apple cinnamon, blueberry, and sometimes pumpkin.

I want some.

 

[Marvolo]

I've seen those before back when I lived in the South, but maybe it's a regional thing because I haven't found them in Wal-Marts up here.

Yeah you're probably right about it being a regional thing. That sucks. They're so damn good.

 

[Roose Bolton]

I'm fairly certain it containes eyeballs, buttholes, and foreskins.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I too contain eyeballs, a butthole but thanks to my Catholic mother... No foreskin.

 

[Guts]

Donuts are best straight out of the fryer. Especially yeast leavened ones.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All this talk just makes me wish I could still eat fresh donuts...

 

[Guts]

Not the best name for a cola.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not the best name for a cola.

"One drop per bottle..."

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Man... I love StarGate.

Spoiler

 

[Guts]

I wonder how the Empire would have dealt with the Borg.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wonder how the Empire would have dealt with the Borg.

Would a Borg drone that once was an accomplished Force user still be able to use it after assimilation?

 

[Reek]

I remember when Roose and I were in Kolkata snorting Pee Cola and playing a game called "Wee Smash"... it's where you catch midgets and put them in pillow cases and beat each other. He got the last hit in and knocked me out. I woke up 3 days later in an unknown location and a box of ramen... Spicy Shrimp, of course, I'm not a savage.