Ready Lounger One

[Schlosser85]

Are you trying to deny your Craster/Pycelle bloodline?

Unholy hellspawn with pervy old man appetites for young prostitutes who are probably also your daughters.

 

[Iceman]

Unholy hellspawn with pervy old man appetites for young prostitutes who are probably also your daughters.

I don't think anyone has so perfectly and succintly described our Squeek before. These can be the words of her house to pass down to future Squeek/Craster/Pycelle generations.

 

[squeekness]

I don't think anyone has so perfectly and succintly described our Squeek before. These can be the words of her house to pass down to future Squeek/Craster/Pycelle generations.

Lies! Slander and lies I say! It was just that one time so it doesn't count!

 

[Iceman]

Lies! Slander and lies I say! It was just that one time so it doesn't count!

No need to deny it. These are the words of your young House. You should live by them as an example to future Squeeks.

 

[squeekness]

What? "That One Time Doesn't Count"? Kinda has a nice ring to it.

 

[Iceman]

What? "That One Time Doesn't Count"? Kinda has a nice ring to it.

Yes, I’ll give you that one

 

[squeekness]

Those Squeeks, a wiley bunch they is.

 

[Iceman]

Those Squeeks, a wiley bunch they is.

Bastards, the lot of them.

 

[Schlosser85]

Bastards borne of incest.

 

[C. Lee]

Bastards borne of incest.

Sounds like the title to a John Jakes novel.

 

[Schlosser85]

Or a very creepy romance novel.

 

[squeekness]

Sounds like the title to a John Jakes novel.

Hee hee. I just finished reading through that whole run.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I only have room for 40 Spider-Apprentices at a time. Either you chose to become a Lobo-Apprentice or you take your ticket and wait at the back of the line.

In the meantime get yourself to 10th dan in every martial art, become fluent in every world language and change your pants. Then you'll be promoted up the list.

I can be Lobo's apprentice.

 

[Iceman]

I can be Lobo's apprentice.

Lobo's Apprentice 36 you are!

It'll be competitive. Watch out for garottes and nunchucks from 37-40. They'll be out for you as you sleep.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Lobo's Apprentice 36 you are!

It'll be competitive. Watch out for garottes and nunchucks from 37-40. They'll be out for you as you sleep.

No wonder you want me to be more proficient in martial arts than Bronze Tiger, my colleagues are ruthless.

Lobo needs to join the lounge.

 

[Iceman]

Bastards borne of incest.

Bloody Bastards Borne of Incest.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Duke is banned.
Did he send a request to a mod for that? He was a mellow and laid back dude who mostly kept away from hot topics.

 

[Iceman]

No wonder you want me to be more proficient in martial arts than Bronze Tiger, my colleagues are ruthless.

Lobo needs to join the lounge.

They have been training for 200 years to get up to 37, 38, 39 and 40 after giving up on the chance to be Bat or Iron-Apprentices due to too much competition. Now you've come in and waltzed in above them so some of them are feeling bitter.

 

[squeekness]

Bloody Bastards Borne of Incest.

Even better.

 

[squeekness]

Duke is banned.
Did he send a request to a mod for that? He was a mellow and laid back dude who mostly kept away from hot topics.

Im not sure i know who that is.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Im not sure i know who that is.

He used to post in the lounge a lot.

 

[Iceman]

Duke is banned.
Did he send a request to a mod for that? He was a mellow and laid back dude who mostly kept away from hot topics.

Oh damn.

Well he hasn't posted recently so it might be that.

 

[Iceman]

Even better.

I feel like we've really made some progress on this front today

 

[Marvolo]

Duke is banned.
Did he send a request to a mod for that? He was a mellow and laid back dude who mostly kept away from hot topics.

That's surprising. I never saw him misbehave.

 

[squeekness]

I feel like we've really made some progress on this front today

And you said couples therapy wouldn't work.