Batman Begins Real Life Batman

[LexCorp]

yeah to who ever said it earlier i knew sumone who had black belt in karate and i used to piss him off coz i could drop him every time

just coz your trained dosent mean your good

however that depends on yer M.O. and how or why you trained

I got a litle bit when i was young and only remember the basics, and things ive picked up over the years, fending off scallies in manchester.
yeah i can take care of myself and i have been slashed with knifes a couple of times but thats not to say i've never got my head kicked in.

the thing bout batz is he is strong and armoured and has motivation and skilled

The thing about me is I don't usually block I just keep coming coz i have a high pain theshold and when i land one it counts

the bat; he would have to train his body and mind to deal with these consequences which is compleatly possible - infact some monks stick giant kebab scewers through themselves and there fine

So martial arts or whatever all that aspect of batz is possible

I agree, very possible indeed. We can at least believe that we can do better than this right lol.

hahaha

 

[batadz]

hahahahahahahahahaha lol a fatgay batman! with chalk eyebrows!

 

[batadz]

yes i hope we can do better than adam west and burt ward

 

[LexCorp]

hahahahahahahahahaha lol a fatgay batman! with chalk eyebrows!

Yeah good old Adam West....today though we could do something a little better right....

 

[batadz]

and people still dont think the cape could work as a glider?

hey lexcorp did you catch smallville on e4 last night? oh my god!!!!!
twas a shocker

 

[LexCorp]

and people still dont think the cape could work as a glider?

hey lexcorp did you catch smallville on e4 last night? oh my god!!!!!
twas a shocker

Yep. I know it did suck. But I had it spoiled for me by being here to much lol. The US are ahead of us so they kinda let a few things slip.

 

[The Question]

There are not any Batmen though...and being a Martial Artist and having a black belt don't mean crap. I knew an olympic wrestler and third degree black belt in Kung Fu who almost got killed in a bar fight with a guy who was a first degree alcoholic with a bad temper. Batman is not real. In order to wage a war on crime successfully with just your fists, you would need a lot. A no you can't just train yourself, most athletes professional or otherwise are genetically gifted first and foremost. Chances are if you are doing Martial Arts in some local school you are not a genetic freak like these guys. And even if you are, and even if you could master gymnastics, martial arts and strength training, you would still need some form of wealth to become anything more than a Gaurdian Angel.

In order to have the agilit, strength, speed and fighting prowess you would have to be incredibly genetically gifted. You would have to be naturally very athletic in at least two of those areas. If your not I can tell you no amount of training will make you so. Bruce Lee was never slow...but consequently he was never that strong either. Arnold Swarzenegger could bench press same vehicles, but he could not fight his way out of a paper bag (metaphorically speaking). People devoute their lives, LIVES to mastering ONE of these things, not all ONE. Take it from an Athlete in both HS and College. It is impossible, impossible to be physically capable enought to accomplish what Batman accomplishes. Let me re-enforce this because I don't think it gets through. You will NEVER be as good as Batman, NEVER. Even the best combatants like Randy Coutour still can be beaten. Still cannot take on more than say two guys at once. There is a reason Bruce Lee kept guns in his house, he obviously was not relying on his Martial arts to save him.

How exactly would you find crime, just walk around. How would you combat the mob, start asking questions. They their are a few vigilante's running around, most of whom are pathetic jokes. Like the Brooklyn Avenger who is just some crazy guy in a cape they keep arresting. The rest are Guardian Angels for the most part

Furthermore you can't combat a man with a gun (without a gun yourself). The higher up you go in fighting the more and more this becomes apparent. Fighting on TV and comics is far different. If you have a bullet proof vest I will shoot you in the face and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Bullets travel FAST, and unless he is some coked out homeless mugger he will not hestitate to pull the trigger. Then you will be dead.

I agree with the initial posts
Could there be a Batman, yeah...but it would only last one night

While I agree that no one could do everything Batman is said to do in the comics (because alot of what Batman is said to do in the comics these days is BS), I don't think it's impossible. First of all, who says he has to be amazingly strong? Endurance is much more of a factor in a fight than physical strength.

As for the gun thing. Obviously, if you get shot in the face, you're dead. But unless they're a trained marksman or you are, for some reason, just sitting there waiting for them to shoot you, it's doubtful that they'll hit you in the head. Shooting a gun isn't that easy if you're not properly trained. And hitting anything doesn't seem likely if what you're trying to hit is a moving object, wearing all black, at night.

You don't need to master gymnastics, strength training, and martial arts. Obviously, you'd need to be a good hand to hand combatant. But you wouldn't necesairily have to be the world's strongest man, or a high wire gymnest.

The main thing with Batman is the psychological aspect. It is entirely possible to design a suit that would frighten people at night, and use it combined with certain tactics to scare them. If you saw a big shadowing figure with what looked like bat like wings jump down on you in a dark alley at night, you would be scared. Then, all out Batman would need to do is drop some smoke bombs or flashbangs, and take down the thugs, possible with a taser.


It's not impossible to become like Batman. All it would really need is one thing. Brains. You'd need to be very smart to pull it off.

 

[batadz]

yes i agree with you but my point was that not every crim doesnt have any training

 

[LexCorp]

yes i agree with you but my point was that not every crim doesnt have any training

Yeah if Batman came up against a well trained criminal it would be a problem. But the average criminal would still not be as advanced as our supposed Batman.

 

[batadz]

having said that there are fights sometimes that batz has had a struggle with so yeah!

 

[LexCorp]

having said that there are fights sometimes that batz has had a struggle with so yeah!

Yeah Batmans biggest problem is his staying power really.

 

[KnightShadow]

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[DeGenerate10]

If it was this Batman seen on the streets at night then I agree he wouldn't last a night.

Now this would scary the crap out of the criminals on the streets.

 

[Ronny Shade]

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This guy intrigues me.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Whoa........he sounds like a sober Tony Stark.

Cool. I wonder if he has a mustache.

 

[LexCorp]

And deliver I shall.

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Shadow out

I like the Sneaky Bastards site. It gives me bad ideas.

 

[Soundwave88]

I use to dream as a kid being Batman lol that would be so KOOL!

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Yeah.....oh to be a kid once again..............

 

[DGrayson]

When I was five I saw the Batman: TAS episodes of robin reckogning, after that I wanted to be robin in real life.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I am Robin in real life.


sike.

 

[LexCorp]

Yeah.....oh to be a kid once again..............

.............................lol

 

[Beelze]

When I was five I saw the Batman: TAS episodes of robin reckogning, after that I wanted to be robin in real life.

I don't know. I'm not that interested in losing my family like that. Being a crimefighter (and being good at it), however, I wouldn't mind!

 

[LexCorp]

I don't know. I'm not that interested in losing my family like that. Being a crimefighter (and being good at it), however, I wouldn't mind!

Would our real life Batman have family to worry about?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Would our real life Batman have family to worry about?

He couldn't afford to. I think thats one thing thats very realistic about the character. If he did have a family it would never work.


Only the bat-fam.

 

[ChrisBaleBatman]

Even then, I think the Bat-family is a bit of a stretch. Sometimes, it feels too crowded.