Real men!

[WTFimVENOM]

Real Men don't need instructions to know how to rock....

 

[Cobblepot]

Real men have hair on their heads. Anyway I'm back in the race to be a real man!

 

[Cobblepot]

Real men can wear sunglasses, just not on a sunny day when they need to squint.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Real Men can take a snake to the face...

 

[Cobblepot]

They can, bu that guy can't. He has no hair...

Real men don't feel sorry about other men.

 

[Cobblepot]

Got this to add:

18. All woman love real men!

I gotta cook, trust me if I needed to hunt a Mammoth I would have...
Be back later.

 

[Superman4ever]

You forgot one:

19. Real men don't give a **** about pansy-ass lists made by little boys who think they know what it takes to be a real man. Little boys that where orange t-shirts, especially.

 

[CFE]

You forgot one:

19. Real men don't give a **** about pansy-ass lists made by little boys. Little boys that where orange t-shirts, especially.

20. Real men join the United States Marine Corps.

CFE

 

[terry78]

Real men have sex with a woman, and don't ask to leave afterwards. They just do. And she sits there and accepts it, dammit.


8. Drink beer, but manage to keep their belly firm

There must be a ton of *****es out there then, cause every mother****er I know that has a few beers is not cut.

 

[Superman4ever]

Got this to add:

18. All woman love real men!

I gotta cook, trust me if I needed to hunt a Mammoth I would have...
Be back later.

Real men don't, under any circumstance what-so-EVER, cook, they either: 1. Have a woman cook for them, whether she likes it or not; OR 2. Eat beans straight out of a can.

I call BS to this thread! Close/delete/BAN! This ***** doesn't know what it takes to be a man.

 

[R0rschach]

1. Don't Cry
BULLSHYTE
2. Don't give a damn about fashion (but do not have long hair!)
BULLSHYTE
3. Doesn't ever wear pink
AGREED!
4. Don't run in the rain
WTF? NO IDEA, WHY NOT?
5. Don't wear sunglasses but squint their eyes
BULLSHYTE
6. Have stuble
NOT ALL THE TIME!
7. Don't wear tight jeans
ONLY SOMETIMES, LIKE TWICE A YEAR. t:
8. Drink beer, but manage to keep their belly firm
LOL..RIGHT>
9. Holds the door for a woman
ONLY ON THE FIRST FEW DATES. t:
10. Isn't that romantic
BULLSHYTE, NOW AND THEN IS OK.
11. Forgets birthdays and never writes postcards.
WE MEN ARE ALL MORONS WHO SEEM TO FORGET EVERY DATE??? BULLSHYTE
12. Finish what they started
MOST OF THE TIME.
13. Can sometimes wear sunglasses, just not on a sunny day when they need to squint.
BULLSHYTE.
14. Have hair on their chests and aren't bald.
BULLSHYTE.
15. Don't care if the water is cold, they keep going on.
GOING ON? DOING WHAT EXACTLY???? TAKING A SHOWER??


NEW RULES.

Always keep their word for atleast 80% of the time.

When they lie they make sure no one finds out. t:

Honor is not just a word.

Are not afriad to say ''I love you'' and mean it.

Would never say ''I love you'' if they did not mean it.


Would die without thinking for the people they love, especially for their children.

Agree to disagree.

Might kill you if you threaten their lives or the lives of those they love.

Will probably kill you if you threaten or kill their children.

Might go insain and act instinctively aggressive if you say anything bad about their mother.

 

[CFE]

Real Men are too cool to take the time to explain why they're Real Men.

CFE

 

[R0rschach]

Real men don't, under any circumstance what-so-EVER, cook, .

Actually they do if it can get them credits with women and getting laid.

 

[Superman4ever]

Actually they do if it can get them credits with women and getting laid.

A "real" man TAKES what he wants!

 

[R0rschach]

A "real" man TAKES what he wants!

And goes to jail and gets raped by other so called REAL MEN. t:

 

[Sandman138]

20. Die, patheticlly wheezing in a hospital bed, of emphysema and/or lung cancer, with nobody by their side since they were such unconscionable *******s their entire lives.

 

[Superman4ever]

And goes to jail and gets raped by other so called REAL MEN. t:

No. A real man either: 1. beats the charges. Or, 2. uses his time in prison to start-up a grass-roots crime organization, where one of his responsibilities (but really a perk), as the Big Boss, is to have real women come to the prison so he can **** them, while the other inmates watch. No one, but NO ONE, ****s the Big Boss, except Ms. Big Boss. There is NO Mrs'.

 

[Sandman138]

You've been watching daddy's secret videos too much. You're gonna start to chaff soon.

 

[Cobblepot]

Real men don't, under any circumstance what-so-EVER, cook, they either: 1. Have a woman cook for them, whether she likes it or not; OR 2. Eat beans straight out of a can.

I call BS to this thread! Close/delete/BAN! This ***** doesn't know what it takes to be a man.

You sound insecure?

 

[Cobblepot]

Piss while standing upright.

4. Don't run in the rain
WTF? NO IDEA, WHY NOT?

Haven't you heard Rorshach, it will only get you wetter.

 

[R0rschach]

20. Die, patheticlly wheezing in a hospital bed, of emphysema and/or lung cancer, with nobody by their side since they were such unconscionable *******s their entire lives.

LOL do all real men have to be such jerks in your view?? t:

No. A real man either: 1. beats the charges. Or, 2. uses his time in prison to start-up a grass-roots crime organization, where one of his responsibilities (but really a perk), as the Big Boss, is to have real women come to the prison so he can **** them, while the other inmates watch. No one, but NO ONE, ****s the Big Boss, except Ms. Big Boss. There is NO Mrs'.

Lousy comeback, I win.

 

[R0rschach]

Piss while standing upright.

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! t:

 

[Superman4ever]

You sound insecure?

You telling me or asking, cause a real man commands his presence upon others.

 

[Sandman138]

LOL do all real men have to be such jerks in your view?? t:

According to numbers 1-19... yes.

 

[Superman4ever]

Lousy comeback, I win.

You just aren't man enough to understand.