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"Yeah baby..... hold on.."
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"Lets do this!"
*wipes coffee off monitor*
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"Yeah baby..... hold on.."
*Buffering*
"Lets do this!"
particularly as chlamydia and HIV infection rates in Australia are now at a 10-year high
Damn
remind me not to date any Australin chicks. Why do you neighbours girls have to be so tempting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdIUl5Ntm4E
Amazing, in a country where English is the national language, there are none there that understand the national language. How sad? What's next, banning the tooth fairy because it inspires girls to climb in and out of windows for gifts?
1 in 3 .. i like those odds .
yeah . . . the article didn't exactly that the women you meet are hot . . . so yyyyeah . . .
I met a Japanese chick online and she eventually wanted to come meet me, I have a girlfriend but I reluctantly agreed, she didnt say she was into me that way, just she wanted to see the city. So after showing her around she invites me into her hotel room to 'watch a movie' It was early so I went in and after about 20 minutes of 'Hannibal' I notice she's edged real close to me on the bed. After another 10 mins of so she suddenly turns round and leps on me, wraps herlegs around me and sticks her hands down my pants. I was sort of like 0_o just because I wasnt expecting it, I got instantly 'excited' down there, what with a hot jap babe massaging my cock but then my moral whatever took over n I stood up. Told her I had a girlfriend n Im not gonna do anything. She begged me to sleep with her and tried to make me stay but I ended up going home lol. If I wouldnt have had a girlfriend though I woulda banged her all night long!
I'd call you naive but it wouldn't make any sense because none of this story is true.
Wow, what a bullsh** story.I met a Japanese chick online and she eventually wanted to come meet me, I have a girlfriend but I reluctantly agreed, she didnt say she was into me that way, just she wanted to see the city. So after showing her around she invites me into her hotel room to 'watch a movie' It was early so I went in and after about 20 minutes of 'Hannibal' I notice she's edged real close to me on the bed. After another 10 mins of so she suddenly turns round and leps on me, wraps herlegs around me and sticks her hands down my pants. I was sort of like 0_o just because I wasnt expecting it, I got instantly 'excited' down there, what with a hot jap babe massaging my cock but then my moral whatever took over n I stood up. Told her I had a girlfriend n Im not gonna do anything. She begged me to sleep with her and tried to make me stay but I ended up going home lol. If I wouldnt have had a girlfriend though I woulda banged her all night long!
I met a Japanese chick online and she eventually wanted to come meet me, I have a girlfriend but I reluctantly agreed, she didnt say she was into me that way, just she wanted to see the city. So after showing her around she invites me into her hotel room to 'watch a movie' It was early so I went in and after about 20 minutes of 'Hannibal' I notice she's edged real close to me on the bed. After another 10 mins of so she suddenly turns round and leps on me, wraps herlegs around me and sticks her hands down my pants. I was sort of like 0_o just because I wasnt expecting it, I got instantly 'excited' down there, what with a hot jap babe massaging my cock but then my moral whatever took over n I stood up. Told her I had a girlfriend n Im not gonna do anything. She begged me to sleep with her and tried to make me stay but I ended up going home lol. If I wouldnt have had a girlfriend though I woulda banged her all night long!
Women do crazy ****, believe us, most of us know. I think the fact that your first response to my post was to assume we all were virgin nerds is pretty telling. Your story isn't believable because of how you told it. It's all very fake and has a ton of plotholes...like why a man with a girlfriend would agree to meet a random e-chick in the first place. Or why, if you were so loyal, would you let it get as far as you did.Its pretty funny how you bums dont believe a story - just becuase it has zero chance of happening in your lives doesnt mean everyone is as sad as you t: ...girls DO do some crazy **** at times. i suppose you'd find that out if you put down your comics and let go of your c*cks.
Name a plothole then...really I have no desire to make **** up on the internet - I'll leave that to 90% of the 'married' members of the hype.