Ex-Playmate reveals what goes on in Hugh Hefner's bedroom (WTF?!)

[Badger]

Do you even know what happen? I can show you the document that was filed on the smoking gun.com.

He said one thing and did another. They said the image was gonna in the magazine but they ended up putting that on the cover.

I'm just gonna ignore that last rude comment of yours.

In the end she's upset about her being on the cover Playboy. Whether they did one thing or the other, doesn't matter.

As to the joke, its a joke, lighten up man. Just like you have no idea what she does behind closed door, neither do I.

 

[Duende Verde]

Jessica Alba was upset with Hugh Hefner because she didn't get to participate in Wednesdays and Fridays Sex Nights to be on the cover of Playboy.

 

[Badger]

Instigator

 

[Mr Sparkle]

it's going to be hilarious when 7 years from now she is begging to be on playboy.
well, like 4 years from now.
I don't see many an Oscar in her future.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

In the end she's upset about her being on the cover Playboy. Whether they did one thing or the other, doesn't matter.

As to the joke, its a joke, lighten up man. Just like you have no idea what she does behind closed door, neither do I.

I'm just setting the record straight that's all.

But i'm not gonna get into this cause i know i'm not gonna win it,

 

[Badger]

I'm just setting the record straight that's all.

But i'm not gonna get into this cause i know i'm not gonna win it,

Fair enough JAL, but there's nothing to win.

 

[Darthphere]

Riveting stuff. I like "Fake erection"

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Hefner sounds like a god, minus the gay porn.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

the best part is that she narrates with a tone of smug superiority, like she's above all this, even though she was in the room and probably did unclean things with Heff.
go figure, I just want to know how this is even remotely interesting.
" you mean there's some sort of promiscuity/freaky old man sex going on at the Playboy Mansion?....whoa, FRONT PAGE!"

 

[Darthphere]

the best part is that she narrates with a tone of smug superiority, like she's above all this, even though she was in the room and probably did unclean things with Heff.
go figure, I just want to know how this is even remotely interesting.
" you mean there's some sort of promiscuity/freaky old man sex going on at the Playboy Mansion?....whoa, FRONT PAGE!"

Fake erection.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just want to know how this is even remotely interesting.
" you mean there's some sort of promiscuity/freaky old man sex going on at the Playboy Mansion?....whoa, FRONT PAGE!"

Kind of like "Condoleeza Likes Fox News!"

 

[Darthphere]

I dont think we're getting the main point here, fake erection.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Fake erection.

she must've been repeating that over and over as she rode Heff into the pages of Playboy.
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"
"that is a fake erection...I'm outside my body"

 

[Fran]

I used to think he was cool. Not anymore.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, "I'm outside my body." lol

 

[Duende Verde]

I dont think we're getting the main point here, fake erection.

Since it was a fake erection, she had fake sex with Hugh, so it doesn't count.

 

[Darthphere]

Since it was a fake erection, she had fake sex with Hugh, so it doesn't count.

Exactly. How do you have a fake erection.


*waits for Wilhelm to reveal secrets*

 

[Duende Verde]

Exactly. How do you have a fake erection.


*waits for Wilhelm to reveal secrets*

If I grabbed her breasts, would I really be touching them because they're fake?

 

[Badger]

penile pump?

 

[Fran]

Exactly.

(to DV)

 

[Darthphere]

If I grabbed her breasts, would I really be touching them because they're fake?

What is real? How do you define real?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Exactly. How do you have a fake erection.


*waits for Wilhelm to reveal secrets*

That's why it was "pitch dark" in the Techno Sex Room.
He surreptitiously slips an empty bottle of Selsun Blue on over his thing in all the cacophany.

 

[SoulManX]

That's why it was "pitch dark" in the Techno Sex Room.
He surreptitiously slips an empty bottle of Selsun Blue on over his thing in all the cacophany.

 

[Immortalfire]

Since it was a fake erection, she had fake sex with Hugh, so it doesn't count.

Fake sex...term of the day.

 

[Abaddon]

That's why it was "pitch dark" in the Techno Sex Room.
He surreptitiously slips an empty bottle of Selsun Blue on over his thing in all the cacophany.

You should write romance novels.