Rewrite a slogan for a product!

[Spider-Man]

Take a popular product and rewrite a slogan for them. Example:

Tivo -- make TV your *****.

Go nuts.

 

[THERETURN]

Tampons - the advert shown most at meal time!

 

[November Rain]

calsberg-probably the worst beer in the world

 

[THERETURN]

George Forman Grills - their not that good but i put my name on it. (FOR MONEY)

 

[Corinthian™]

Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are

 

[THERETURN]

Dr Pepper - the worst that could happen is drinking this vile ****.

 

[Addendum]

Budweiser - This is watered down beer

 

[November Rain]

bud's not beer, it's the piss remains of someone who's had a proper beer.

 

[jimmy]

Dude, you're getting a VHT!

 

[THERETURN]

Skittles - How the **** can you taste a rainbow

 

[enterthemadness]

Coke - The soda that cleans the rust off your pennies. Imagine what it is doing to your digestive system.

 

[heypapajinx]

Chiquita Bananas: not just for the lonely housewife anymore

Valtrex: so you'll never feel guilty about not telling your partner you're infected

Sheik: when you can feel yourself catching something just by looking at them

 

[THERETURN]

Dell - Don't explode till you get them home.

 

[enterthemadness]

Mac - Won't get you a virus, but will get you pissed because, well,...Macs suck.

 

[RogueLDN]

Vagisil

When your Vag is ill use Vagisil

 

[THERETURN]

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

Mcdonalds - Enjoy a long & healthy life with our range of fat & grease.

 

[THERETURN]

Cigarettes - 100 million can't be wrong (but they may die)

 

[heypapajinx]

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

das is gut!

 

[THERETURN]

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA

 

[heypapajinx]

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA

i don't believe you wrote that yourself... LAWSUIT!
ha!
good. good.

 

[jimmy]

Washburn guitars - Milking the late Dimebag Darrell's name every chance we get

 

[THERETURN]

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

 

[jimmy]

Diamond Amps - We endorse insanly amazing guitarists because our amps suck THAT much.

 

[Venom Drool]

Mc Afee Virus protection: We **** with your computer, so they don't have to

 

[Lantern Venom]

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

NOT cool.