Rewrite a slogan for a product!

[Lantern Venom]

Metamucil: we're proud to be a steaming pile of crap.

 

[THERETURN]

NOT cool.

Sorry! i got carried away! didn't mean anything against him.

 

[THERETURN]

NOT cool.

Sorry!

 

[AllThingsComic]

Budweiser- the beer you rent every 20 minutes!

 

[THERETURN]

Indian Food - looks and smells alot nicer 1st time you see it.

 

[AllThingsComic]

KY massage gel- Yeah Right!

 

[THERETURN]

Vagisil - gets up all those nooks and cranny's.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

George Bush: (with 'tard voice) "I like nuts."

 

[THERETURN]

Prostitutes - in the long run its cheaper than getting married (just ask sir paul mccartney)

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

uh, "F*** the Rainbow." ?

 

[Equint77]

Reading is Fundemental you ignorant muther****er

 

[Man-Thing]

Ben & Jerry's: Hi we are dumbasses.

 

[Man-Thing]

Progressive Insurance: Hi, we are progessive dumbasses.

 

[Equint77]

Viagra.. made for limp d**ks like you.

or would you prefer us to call you noodle doodle.

 

[THERETURN]

Viagra eye drops - Does nothing down below but makes you look hard!

 

[Man-Thing]

RC Cola: "We're still in busisness?"

 

[Equint77]

Planters: Put These Nuts In Your Mouth.

 

[Man-Thing]

Toyota Pryus: Come and be a huge wuss.

 

[Drakon]

Viagra--If you can't find a partner, at least you have a towelrack

 

[THERETURN]

Trojans - the only way to stop another Rob Schneider

 

[Fledermaus]

Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Preperation H: It's for your a**hole.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Viagra- don't chew'em or you'll get a stiff neck.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Jose Cuervo- Beacuse at 10 she's a 2 and at 2 she's a 10!



Never take no shorts cus Brooklyns the borough!

 

[MagicPrime]

Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are

I never realized how contradicting and ironic that was...

 

[MagicPrime]

Microsoft -- "We own shares of Mac, so no matter what - we get your money!"